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Some of the best Funny Facebook Status Messages I have seen!
Tomorrow I'm gonna write a blog post about procrastination."What you think about, you talk about and what you talk about, you bring about"
You can not get lost on a straight road.
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough
Some days... You just don't have enough middle fingers... ya know?
"vampires suck" is gonna be an epic movie
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Never make eye contact while eating a banana
Funny Facebook Status Ideas
Facebook status messages that make me laugh!
is going crazy... wanna come?
I have a theory that the world would be a safer place if everyone were forced to take IQ tests and had to display their results as warnings to the population.
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here. So am I.
Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?
will be using the all knowing Magic 8 Ball to make all decisions today!
I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes
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Funny Love Facebook Status Ideas
Ah, to be in love and share it on Facebook!
My heart is yours to Fill or Burst.. To Break or Bury.. Or wear as Jewelry.. Whichever you prefer.
I'm just trying to keep it together... cause I can do worse and you can do better.
I love you now, I loved you then! I'll love you forever 'til the end!!
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.
says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you ... via this Facebook Status update
Your like a candy store and I'm like a toddler. You got me wantin' more:)
I love my wife
Why isn't there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me?
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention on driving.
On the road of life, it's not where you're going, but who's by your side that makes the difference(:
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them.
Wouldn't it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex husbands
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Weird Stories Involving Facebook!
Oh but we do love our Facebook!
- Funny Status Ideas for Facebook
- So who here is addicted to Facebook? Please raise your hands... ok you can put your hands down! I can't see them anyway! Haha I got you on that one didn't I? We all know Facebook is the hottest thing going...
- Cops: We Found Serial Killer on Facebook
- Philippine authorities have arrested a man suspected of murdering 9 people this month-all thanks to his Facebook account. Mark Dizon, whose alleged victims include a Canadian, an American......
- The busted Facebook-glamorous "Barefoot Bandit"
- The busted Facebook-glamorous "Barefoot Bandit" started life as a pitiable little boy, beaten and hungry, who turned to thieving as a way to survive, the New York Times reports.....
- Woman finds husband's other wife on Facebook
- A Cleveland woman plans to file for divorce after finding Facebook photos of her husband marrying another woman at Disney World.
- New Hampshire Police Dept Posts Mug Shots on Facebook
- Some people who're getting face time on Facebook aren't happy about it. The New Hampshire town of Boscawen is posting mug shots of people who've been arrested.
- Feud over Facebook ends in ex-husband's arrest outside Delray Beach school - Sun Sentinel
- A Boca Raton man followed his estranged wife to their daughter's school and attacked her after she added her ex-boyfriend to her list of friends on Facebook, police say.Police say Zaheer Ali, 34,
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- Looking something sharp and witty to post on your Facebook Update Status? Then look no further! A growing list of funny and sometimes rude quotes that will have your friends nodding their head in approval (or perhaps shaking their head in disgust).
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is hoping that he doesn't have to slap your momma tonight.
thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!
dodge-duck-dip-dive & dodge.
Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.
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Funny Videos for your Facebook Wall
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In a related story Roman Polanski has just canceled his Facebook account.
60 percent of users are thinking about leaving Facebook. The CEO of Facebook said it will make changes starting tomorrow. If the percentage of people leaving goes past 80% it will start calling itself MYSPACE.
About 50% of parents "friend" their children on Facebook. The other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids.
If Facebook is the Upper West Side and MySpace is the Bronx, then Tagged is a trailer park in New Jersey.
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Facebook in the news
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Facebook Takes Over the World
Global corporation giant Facebook, is now the parent company to every major brand of products sold in stores anywhere in the world. That's right... Facebook now owns the entire business world. 
Facebook owns Pepsi, Coca Cola, Doritos, every brand of candy bar you can think of, they even own all of the internet like Google, Squidoo, Yahoo, and MSN. With the recent hostile takeover of Google, Facebook has the last hold out company firmly within it's control. Facebook is now, indeed the owner of the whole world.
In Local News...
Local manufactures, Garden of Eat'n, have began distribution of the new and improved Candy Bar Food Inhalers. "You taste everything, but you don't swallow -- it's absorbed in your mouth," owner Mark Zuckerberg said. "You have that full taste without having all of those calories." (see pg. 2)
Local Woman Hit in Head by Flying Saucer
A local woman was rushed to the hospital suffering from...(see pg. 2)
Local High Temperature Expected Today: 122F
Funny Videos for your Facebook Wall
Some Funny and Cute Videos for your Facebook Wall
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Fetching RSS feed... please stand byKanye West Debuts New Material at Facebook
Kanye West performs new material at Facebook headquarters
This funny video really cracks me up, but it's not the act Kayne West is putting on, what really makes me laugh about this video is when the ladies come up and think they should hold the table Kayne is standing on. Like them putting their hands on the table is going to save Kayne should the table give away! Now that's funny!
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Funny Facebook News Stories
You always hear funny news stories involving facebook these days!
- Binghamton-themed internet memes go viral on Facebook
- A new Facebook page, combining Binghamton University students' inside jokes with Internet culture, has created an overnight sensation: ?Binghamton Memes.? On the page, students use memes and image macros to poke fun at life at BU.
- 15 Funny Facebook Timeline Cover Photos
- We've seen this headless concept in a few of our other roundups, but it' still a fun gag. Something tells me this guy's a big fan of Shark Week. It takes a couple second looks, but Iurchenko actually doesn't have paint on her face, nor is she a zebra's ...
- George Takei's Facebook Masterclass
- But when I do, it's not hard to find very funny material to share. I'll share six items on a good day. You've managed to capture a fairly large swath of users from different backgrounds. What's the key to Facebook posts with wide appeal?
- Dad Shoots Daughter's Laptop; YouTube Yawns
- "My daughter thought it would be funny/rebellious/cool to post on her Facebook wall just how upset she was and how unfair her life here is; how we work her too hard with chores, never pay her for chores, and just in general make her life difficult," ...
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MelonyVaughan
Feb 11, 2012 @ 1:03 pm | delete
- Great lens! Really enjoyed the videos!
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desa999
Feb 2, 2012 @ 10:36 pm | delete
- Enjoyed your lens with some really funny topics.
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mylinkcenter
Jan 30, 2012 @ 12:56 pm | delete
- full of surprise...!
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vilashika
Jan 17, 2012 @ 5:56 am | delete
- On the road of life, it's not where you're going, but who's by your side that makes the difference(: Dont change yourself when your life style changes into a better perspective.. And dont forget the ones who were there to be with you all the while..your friends..
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vilashika
Jan 17, 2012 @ 5:55 am | delete
- On the road of life, it's not where you're going, but who's by your side that makes the difference(: Dont change yourself when your life style changes into a better perspective.. And dont forget the ones who were there to be with you all the while..your friends..
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newbizmau
Jan 14, 2012 @ 6:52 pm | delete
- So many funnies in one place make my tummy hurt. Loved it!
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jadehorseshoe
Dec 24, 2011 @ 3:57 pm | delete
- VERY Nice Lens.
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squidooblogger
Dec 2, 2011 @ 10:55 pm | delete
- The cat video is really funny :)
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Close2Art
Dec 1, 2011 @ 8:33 am | delete
- Loved it!!! Blessed, please add it to my Squidoo Lensmasters on Facebook page, Awesome page!!! Great Job!!!
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nerdterd28
Nov 30, 2011 @ 11:25 pm | delete
- lol i used those lol thanks
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yano_jl
Nov 4, 2011 @ 10:44 am | delete
- My personal favorite: "I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat."
Very funny - 1 more SquidLike for you! Thanks.
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AnnaAdam
Oct 27, 2011 @ 5:54 am | delete
- Its difficult to write on such topics. You did a great job. well written lens.
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Johnson671
Oct 11, 2011 @ 5:24 pm | delete
- Nice !
http://ragetrolling.com/index.php/funny-facebook-fails-optimus-rhyme
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duaraman
Oct 10, 2011 @ 8:28 am | delete
- Nice
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Dylan Clake
Sep 15, 2011 @ 7:48 pm | delete
- i wonder what would happen if i walked thru sea world with a fishing pole?
when ppl start commenting..... say "In the crowd of the shamoo show casting my line in lol!"
when more ppl start commenting say "Like no big deal trying to catch a killer wale"
then when one of your good friends says "Holy shit _____ your fucking hilarious hahahahahahahah I love you"
respond with "who are you? ^^"
trust me will end up so epic
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strato08
Sep 5, 2011 @ 7:19 am | delete
- yes, funny status is always interesting things
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itsonlymejosh
Aug 26, 2011 @ 6:36 am | delete
- I'm always looking for funny status updates, pics, and videos to post to my FB since I never have anything worthwhile that anyone really wants to read anyhow.
Great lense. I just might use some of these :)
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lallaig19
Aug 13, 2011 @ 1:26 pm | delete
- great post!
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BuddyShearer Aug 10, 2011 @ 9:37 pm | delete
- Congratulations! You've just read this sentence.
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Jessica Wilkerson
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- My friends status said, “standing on the edge of a cliff :/”…so i poked him.
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