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Funny Facebook Statuses For You

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Funny facebook statuses for you to use on your face book so your friends can like it and you can be all joyful because you got a like i know all you high school kid's out there love it when you get a lot of likes on your face book page. So have fun and share with your friends. Thank you!!

Funny Facebook Statuses

Here's some funny ones.

that mini heart attack you get when you miss a step on the stairs

Dear McDonalds, why are all the people in your commercials thin? Sincerely, highly suspect.

"HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what", "Can you turn my light off?"

That awkward moment when you're laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something..

WHEN YOUR PEN RUNS OUT- 5% Calmly getting a new one & 95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE!

Dear Radio stations, can you please play more then 5 of the same songs sincerely EVERYONE

Great Stuff on Amazon

The ipad is really good if your into social networking
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Here is Some More Face Book Statuses

WHEN YOUR MOM YELLS YOUR NAME: You: YES?!?! ....*Silence*... You: YEAH!?!?! ....*Silence*.... You: UGHHH! *Gets up and sees what she wants*

We're all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.

I like to send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" Just to see who`s dumb enough.

That awkward moment when you don`t know how to smile when someone is taking a picture.

Some Extra Statuses

lol

that awkward moment when your parent tells you no over the phone and you make a face at the phone after you hang up

That awkward moment when you are actually pulling a push door.

That awkward moment when Santa leaves the price tag on your presents.

Parent- Are you talking back to me? Me- Well, yeah. That`s how communication works.

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  • lisadh Feb 2, 2012 @ 4:41 pm | delete
    Love the comment about bubble wrap. So true!
  • wyrm11268 Jan 29, 2012 @ 8:35 am | delete
    Nice first lens - made me laugh:-)
  • Inkhand Jan 29, 2012 @ 4:42 am | delete
    Funny ....
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