Funny Facts About Hollywood Movies

* If you are in a police investigation, you must visit at least one strip-club or brothel.
* All phone numbers begin with 555.
* If someone is chasing you through the center of the city, you can always disappear by hiding between the participants of St. Patrick's Day parade, whatever the time of the year is.
* All bags of groceries, in addition to being made of board, must contain at least one loaf of bread sticking out a bit.
* It's easy to fly a plane and land it if there is someone in the control tower that can direct the operation by radio.
* The ventilation systems of the buildings are the ideal hiding place: no one would happen to look inside and also, they serve to move around the building without any difficulty.
* If you have to reload the gun, you always have enough ammunition, even if you're naked.
* If you have to impersonate a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language, talking with German accent will be enough.
* If the city is threatened by a natural disaster or some kind of monster, the mayor's main concern will always be the future trade show or his next art exhibition.
* The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
* A man does not flinch while receiving the worst beating of his life, but complains when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
* If at some point, a glass of considerable size is seen, especially if it's carried by two men, someone will cross through it in any moment.
* The police chief is almost always African American.
* If you have to pay a taxi, do not look for a note in your wallet, pick what you have in your pocket at random, and it will always be the exact amount.
* Kitchens do not have light switches. If you walk into a kitchen at night, you must open the refrigerator to light the room up.
* In the case of ghosts or haunted houses, women should investigate any strange noise dressed only in lingerie or small piece of underwear.
* Word processors never have a cursor, but they always open with a screen that says: Enter the password.
* Every morning, mothers always cook eggs, bacon and waffles for the family, although her husband and children never have time to eat.
* Cars that crash will always end up exploding, burning, or both.
* The police chief always fires his favorite detective, or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
* You can illuminate a room the size of a football stadium with just a match.
* It's not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
* While driving downhill through an entirely straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel left and right every so often.
* Bombs are equipped with timers that have screens with large red numbers so everybody can know when they are going to explode.
* It's always possible to park in front of the building you are visiting.
* Detectives only solve cases while they have been dismissed or fired.
* If you decide to start dancing in the street, you'll notice that everyone around you knows the steps.
* Any laptop has enough power to destroy the communication system of an invading alien civilization.
* No matter if your enemies outnumber you during a martial arts fight: they will attack you one by one, waiting with an aggressive look.
* Person who remain unconscious after being hit on the head will never suffer concussion or brain damage.
* When they are alone, foreigners prefer to speak English among themselves.
* There is always a chainsaw at hand if you need it.
* The TV news are always broadcasting a story that has a direct relationship with you at that moment.

* Most dogs are immortal.
* After applying lipstick, it is impossible for the color to run off ... even if you are diving.
* It is very likely to survive any battle, unless you make the mistake of teaching someone a photo of your girlfriend.
* The mix of races is genetically possible with any creature from any part of the universe.
* The inhabitants of medieval towns and villages had perfect teeth.
* An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will not cause any damage in a eight years old child.
* When you leave the car is not necessary to close the door, nobody will steal it. Nor is it necessary to close the front door of your house.
* When a woman gets out of bed, she's always perfectly dressed and her makeup is flawless.
* When you pay the bill in a bar or coffee shop, always leave money on the counter without asking the exact amount.
* In a shootout, you can fire your gun a million times without needing to reload.
* The good guy is always wounded in the shoulder.
* All Chinese people know martial arts.
* The hero is always a weapons expert and a veteran of Vietnam.
* The girl is always a popular cheerleader, blonde with blue eyes and her boyfriend is the captain of the football team.
* All beds have a blanket that reaches to the armpits in the case of women, and to the hip, in the case of men.
* If there is a chase through a market and we see a temporary stall or an ice cream ban, no doubt they will be hit by any of the vehicles involved in the chase.
* You can get a taxi, even in the desert, in a second with just a call or whistling.
* Cars that crash almost always end up exploding, burning, or both, even if they have no gas at all.
* Women of medieval towns and shaved their legs and had perfect teeth.
* All names of Latin-American cities start with San...
* If you drive your vehicle in a forbidden direction, you'll never crash into the car or truck coming towards you: If you turn left, the other driver will turn right and vice versa.
* Any police officer or detective will be banned from an important case by the FBI. But at the end the is the policeman who solves the case, to the total neglect of the agents of the FBI.
* There is always a traffic control motorist behind every billboard.
* If we have an explosive device it will always be impossible to deactivate it until 3 seconds for the blast.
* Any kind of extraterrestrial being has green blood.
* When someone comes home after work, the first thing he does is pour a whiskey from their home bar. The ice bucket is always kept in perfect freezing temperature throughout the workday.
* If a door has a sign that says "restricted zone, authorized personnel only. " Sooner or later someone "not authorized" will enter.
* Any object that is precipitated on the earth (UFO, meteorite ...) always end up landing in the U.S., or at least it will try.
* Survival in the movies is guaranteed for many characters except for the friend of the main character, that will always be murdered, kidnapped... before the end of the film, so the hero has more reasons to hunt down the bad guys...
* The police informers are mostly dwarfs and their only home are bars with no clientele.
* If you are divorced or separated, do not worry because your son will reconcile you with your former partner before the end of the film.
* In every marriage there are two sons: the good and the bad.
* Even if you made love all night, you'll be embarrassed of getting out of bed so you'll pick a bed sheet to go to the bathroom.
* Prior to (try to) kill the hero of the day, the villain will explain in detail what his plan is and what are his next moves.
* Police officers always wait while eating a bagel or donut.
* The minimum length of a telephone cable is 4 feet.
* Most lovers tend to show their love in front of a powerful lamp so the cheated husband can watch them from the street leaning against a streetlight, as he holds a gun or a bottle of bourbon.
* Any woman who is from California weighs less than 100 pounds.
* Every pregnant woman involved in the action will give birth before the end of the movie.
* All the mobsters are foreigners or descendants of foreigners.
* When the hero is wounded and hospitalized, his parents and siblings never go to visit him, only his work mates and friends.
* In a Hollywood bar you just need to say the phrase "poor me a drink" and the waiter will serve you exactly what you wanted to have.
* When the hero of the movie finds his wife, daughter or friend killed, he will always grab the murder weapon and get stain with their blood and end up becoming a suspect.
* All disruptive students in any school are Hispanic or African American.

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