Funny Free Monologues

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A Guide To Humor And Laughter - Andy Guides | Humor Audios | Audio Book

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Ayres on the Air - Pam Ayres | Radio Show Audios / British Radio Shows | Audio Book

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Boogers Are My Beat - Dave Barry | Fiction Audio Books / Comedy and Fiction | Audio Book

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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People - Toby Young | General Audio Books | Audio Book

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Linda Smith Live - Linda Smith | Humor Audios / Political Satire Audio Books | Audio Book

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Words To Use With Care In Funny Monologues

Avoid The Traps - Make Sure You Don't Hurt Your Listeners

To deliver a funny monolgue that amuses and entertains your public, but stay on the right side of the thin border between beeing funny and insulting some groups of the public needs some reflection. It's always good to prepare a funny monologue and the check it a day or two after for possible non-intended insults or words that could be understood worngly.

Below are a few audio books on this subject, click on the link to get more details and a sound sample of these audio books:

N Word, The: Who Can Say It, Who Shouldn't, and Why - Jabari Asim | Self Help Audio Books / Personal Growth Audios | Audio Book: In The N Word, a renowned cultural critic untangles the twisted history and future of racism through its most volatile word. The author reveals how the word has both reflected and spread the scourge of bigotry in America and states that only when we know its legacy can we ..
Word Power - Various | Self Help Audio Books / Success Audios | Audio Book: The words you use say a lot about who you are and where you're headed. Whether you want to express yourself clearly to impress a prospective employer during a job interview, or just brush up on... - Various Quality Audiobooks from AudioBooksCorner.com
Words That Work - Dr. Frank Luntz | Self Help Audio Books / Motivation Audios | Audio Book: DR FRANK LUNTZ was named the "hottest pollster in America" by the Boston Globe, and "has a special expertise, one that happens to be in demand these days" according to The New York Times. - Dr. Frank Luntz Quality Audiobooks from AudioBooksCorner.com
Beyond Words - John Humphrys | Self Help Audio Books | Audio Book: Here the ever-popular presenter of the Today programme and best-selling author of Lost for Words takes a sharp look at our current phrases and expressions to expose the often hidden attitudes... - John Humphrys Quality Audiobooks from AudioBooksCorner.com

Short funny Monologue

You can use this example to create your own, on other themes, like what you don't want to hear from your future mother in law, etc. and use these for a sketch at the marriage of your best friend! ;-)

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Short Funny Monologues

Funny Lenses

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Short Funny Monologues -It's an art to be funny. With these short funny monologues on audio you will be able to emulate some of the greatest comedians and comics there are. Some of these short funny monologues are available for FREE: Very Best of BBC...

Funny Dogs

Funny dogs - Dogs can be so funny! They are very attentive to what their master wants and says, and soemtimes by listening the take on expressions, that are simply too cute!

Short Funny Monologue about Light Sleep

Sleep is a great topic to talk about. There are more people out there than you can imagine that have sleeping problems. And talking about soemthing that actually bugs people makes a success of any short monologue: You touch on a subject they think about, they are with you immediately and if you manage to take the tension out of the subject (make fun of yourself not them!) they will be listening intently, and have a good time - finally somebody takes their problem seriously!

Ellen's light sleeper monologue

Ellen talks about her sleeping behavior

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Monty Python Sound Clips

Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres - The Beginning / Here and Now

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Taste This

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My Point...And I Do Have One

by: Ellen Degeneres

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Other Great Audio Book Lenses

There Are Aduio Books On Nearly Ayn Topic!

I love audio books, and there are some truly great lenses on this topic, and I'm a fan of healthy living, so there is one a bit off topic lens too ;-)

Monty Python Sound Clips for download online: Monty Python is the most funny comedian I know. Perhaps the ultimate in TV comedy madness and absurdity, this cult series, which began in 1969, was conceived, written and performed by Graham Chapma...

Michael Palin

MICHAEL PALIN is a scriptwriter, comedian, novelist, television presenter, actor and playwright. He established his reputation with Monty Python's Flying Circus and Ripping Yarns. His work also includes several famous films with Monty Python, as well...

Colon Cleansing Diet

Colon Cleansing Diets are a great way to keep your colon healthy. Already Paracelsus said that many illnesses have their origin in the colon. The key to a healthy body is a healthy colon. And your colon stays healthy if it is allowed to function as i...

Pimsler - Pimsleur

The Pimsler Spanish Learning System is extremely easy to use and brings results fast. Pimsleur has developed a system that lets you learn by just listening to the audio and your brain does the rest! By the way: You got here by using the search...

Funny Anecdotes Volume 1

Plenty of funny monolgues - great audio book!

Ten of Britain's best-loved storytellers and comdieans take you through some of their absolutely funniest, definitely strangest and most embarrassing moments in this rib-tickling story collection.

Alan Titchmarsh 'Royal Flushes'
Maureen Lipman 'Memories Are Made of.. .Er'
Henry Blofeld 'Most Embarrassing Moment'
Roy Hudd 'Circus Elephants'
Barry Norman 'John Wayne'
Michael Denison & Dulcie Gray 'Literary Luncheons'
Bill Pertwee 'Dad's Army'
Ranulph Fiennes 'SAS Bank Raid'
Donald Sinden 'Court Appearances'
Brian Johnston 'Down Your Way'

You'll love these great and very funny monologues!

Funny Anecdotes Volume 1 - Audio Book

Short Funny Monologue about Having Babies

Funny monologue about parents and baby

Don't you know them too? Parents, mothers or fathers with a new born baby.... This too is a great subject to make fun of in a nice way. Just observe the dialogues of these new parents, you'll find tons of good material in these conversation!

Ellen's babies monologue

"this is why auntie Ellen has kittens"

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Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis taking his monologue to a preschool. Very funny!!!

If you love children's laughter, then this is for you, these little ones are quite something!

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Zach Galifianakis Stand-ups - Monologues

Zach Galifianakis - Live at the Purple Onion

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The Comedians of Comedy / Live at the El Rey (Patton Oswalt / Brian Posehn / Maria Bamford / Zach Galifianakis)

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Patton Vs. Alcohol Vs. Zach Vs. Patton

by: Patton Oswalt, Zach Galifianakis

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Eddie Izzard - Funny Monologue

British Stand-up Comedian - Funny monologues for men

One of the best stand-up comedians - Eddie Izzard - comments on history and religion.

Edward John "Eddie" Izzard (born February 7, 1962) is a double Emmy-winning English stand-up comedian and actor. His comedy style is expressed in rambling, whimsical monologue and self-referential pantomime.

You need to know that he is using a lot of graphical language, they are a bit less inhibited about comedians using strong language in Great Britain, so please imagine all the 'beeps' you'd get if this was a American TV show ;-)

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Eddie Izzard CD's

Dress to Kill

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Eddie Izzard - Glorious

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Eddie Izzard - Circle

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Rowan Atkinson in Hell - Welcome to Hell

Very funny monologue!!

A very funny monologue...Rowan Atkinson is the devil, and he�s greeting some new souls in Hell.

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Rowan Atkinson CD's - Rowan Atkinson Live

Rowan Atkinson Live!

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The Secret Policeman's Balls

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Keeping Mum

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President George Bush - funny speeches - Very Special Monologues!

... some people can do stand-up comedy without preparation... :-)

There are moments when a serious monologue can get VERY funny! George W. Bush had a knack for doing this, even though he never really intended to....

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Practicing Audition Monologues :Tips Ho to Memorize Monologues

Delivering a funny monologue - Tips and Tricks

Memorizing lines is one of the hardest parts of acting. Get tips for memorizing monologues in this video clip about performing monologues for acting auditions.

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How to include the spectators into your monologue - Comedy Barn

Very funny laugh!

This is a spectator getting asked to join the comedian on stage. But when he starts laughing, he simply steals the show.... Even the comedian cracks up listening.

This is a MUST watch, if you're in need of a good laugh, the treat yourself to this one!

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Funny short Monologue : Lost Baggage

Welsh Comedian about his trip to Australia:

Comedian from wales complaining about his lost luggage on a Australian airport.

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John Caparulo - Just For Laughs 2006

John Caparulo is an American stand-up comedian. He is probably best known for his appearances on the late night E! talk show Chelsea Lately.

John Caparulo - Just For Laughs 2006

One of the up and coming greats, John Caparulo, performing at the Montreal International Comedy Festival in 2006. Man, his timing is fantastic.

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John Caparulo: Meet Cap

Meet Cap

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Lynne Koplitz on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

This is a video of Lynne Koplitz doing her standup on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson in May 2007. She's a very funny comedian, I lover her stuff.

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