Show Your Sense of Humor with Hysterically Funny Festive Halloween Greeting Cards!
Bust a gut laughing with hysterically funny Halloween cards! It's hard to find a good funny card for All Saint's Day, but it can be done. For kids, adults, wives, grandparents, neighbors and friends, these greeting cards will have you everyone cracking up. Here is a collection of some of the best, which you can customize to include your own interior greeting (or they're perfect as is, too!). Start browsing these spooky, funny Halloween cards below!
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A Funny Yet Spiteful Halloween Card
Make sure you give out candy, or you could be subject to voodoo spells!
Funny Voodoo Halloween Card
Ah, Halloween... the tricks, the treats, the eggs on the windows, running down the side of the house... but it doesn't have to be that way! Don't make anyone want to create a voodoo doll of you because you turned the lights off early, give those Trick or Treaters what they want, and you just might stave off that voodoo spell (like the one on this funny card).
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Funny Trick or Treat Halloween Cartoon Card
For growns ups only , this funny card is a great way to encourage stimulate some love!
Funny Trick or Treat Halloween Cartoon
A funny card with some All Saint's Day humor, the front seems innocent enough, and on the interior...wham! You get the punchline. The front reads: "You know the difference between a trick and a treat, don't you? You don't?" ..while the interior reads: "Meet me in the sack (and have a happy!)"
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Funny Recycled Halloween Greeting Card
A card made from some interesting organic elements...
Recycled Halloween Card
Everyone is going green, but unfortunately, with this card, we can't recycle it. The card reads: "Warning: this card cannot be recycled! It's made from little baby trees, lizard tongues, snake guts, and bat poop. (Please wash hands after use). " The interior has an orange image of a black cat and carved Jack O' Lantern pumpkin. Have a sense of humor this Halloween! And on a side note, these cards aren't recycled, but are very high quality. The card stock is heavy, the print quality is excellent.
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Funny Werewolf Costume Trick Halloween Card
Watch as a doctor decides to play a trick on a patient with a bad heart...
Funny Werewolf Costume Halloween Greeting Card
Everyone likes to get into the spirit of Halloween, sometimes people that have a responsibility.. and it might not always have the best results! Here, a doctor sneaks up on an elderly man using a walker with a werewolf mask. "I know it's not a nice thing to do, but just think of it as cardiovascular therapy!"
Five Funny Things to Do this Halloween:
Funny things you can do to scare the crap out of other people:
Looking for a prank to pull, or need something funny to take part in? Consider it done. This list will help you out.
1. Stock up on Werther's Originals or Raisinets for Trick or Treat candy to give out. Now that's funny, and kind of scary, too.
2. Ex-Lax in the apple cider... what a treat! Imagine the horror. Just kidding, don't do that.
3. Itching powder in the Halloween costume of a good friend is a good way to make him or her look and act crazy. Good times!
4. Break out the bondage gear, it's the only day you can wear it in public and get away with it.
5. Try out one of these funny (and raunchy) Halloween jokes on somebody you know.
1. Stock up on Werther's Originals or Raisinets for Trick or Treat candy to give out. Now that's funny, and kind of scary, too.
2. Ex-Lax in the apple cider... what a treat! Imagine the horror. Just kidding, don't do that.
3. Itching powder in the Halloween costume of a good friend is a good way to make him or her look and act crazy. Good times!
4. Break out the bondage gear, it's the only day you can wear it in public and get away with it.
5. Try out one of these funny (and raunchy) Halloween jokes on somebody you know.
Funny Pumpkin Ghost Story Halloween Greeting Card
A family of Jack O' Lanterns tell a spooky tale to the children...
Pumpkin Ghost Story Halloween Greeting Card
From a pumpkin's perspective, Halloween must be petrifying. Imagine the sheer and utter horror of being carved, scraped, and then a candle being stuck into the middle of you.. doesn't sound so good, does it? And that's what's going on this funny card, as a family of Jack O' Lanterns tell a spooky ghost story to frighten the children. Kids will love this card!
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Horror of Baracula Funny Obama Halloween Greeting Card
Obama -- he's scary, he's evil, he sucks!
Baracula - Happy Halloween Barack Obama Greeting Card
Oh my, the horror! The absolute horror! He's scary, he's evil, he sucks! It's Baracula! It's Barack Obama as a blood sucking old school vampire on this classic Halloween card. Send it to the conservative or Republican that's anti Obama in your life, or just send it as a joke to anyone that would appreciate a good joke! Artistic design with a distressed, aged look to the card. Very cool!
A Funny and Embarassing Halloween Greeting Card...
A Frustrated Pumpkin Gets Laughed At
Funny Halloween cartoon
Remember back in the day when your mom used to dress you in the lamest Halloween costumes, like this gigantic pumpkin, as all of the kids looked on and laughed? Well, maybe that's not what happened to you, but this card is still funny and a great "treat" for All Saints Day this year. A great card to send to kids, too (because they'll certainly feel the pain of this costumed pumpkin!).
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Halloween Candy Guilt Greeting Card: Eater's Remorse
A funny card expressing your thoughts about Halloween candy...
Don't Feel Guilty About Halloween Candy Card
Why have guilt over all of that Halloween candy you just ate? That's the message this edgy Victorian Halloween candy card is trying to get across. With a festive orange and black theme on the front, the interior changes its tune for the blunt (but hysterically funny) punchline "your butts so big already, a few pounds won't be noticed! Happy Halloween". This card isn't for those that can't take a joke, it's for those with a sharp, biting sense of humor that can take a joke as well as make one.
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Skeleton Halloween Date Invitation Card
Let your date jump your bones with this funny card for anyone in a relationship!
Skeleton Halloween Date Invitation Card
Plan out your Halloween date in style! Get ready for a good time with this funny greeting card, which on the front reads: "let's go on a Halloween date...," while the interior continues "I'll give you lots of boos, we'll hop in the sack, then I'll jump your bones! Happy Halloween, lover!" A cute card for married couples and anyone that's been dating for a little bit. You're sure to get some, it's a shoe-in, go for it!
Funny Death Grim (Dim) Reaper Greeting Card
Death is not the sharpest tool in the shed (in fact he might be quite dull)...
Dim Reaper: Halloween Classic Cartoon Card
Some Grim Reapers have it, and some don't. Unfortunately, this version of Death is just not quite getting the hang of his job. On this card, he stares down at his instrument of death, his famous sickle, and has no idea what to do with it. Perhaps he shouldn't be around sharp objects! Get this card for kids, teenagers, and jovial people in general.
The (Unfaithful) Headless (Married) Horseman
A funny card depicting how marriage even affects the dead
Funny Headless Horseman Card
Yes, even the Headless Horseman has to succumb to the laws of marriage. If you're unfaithful, she will catch you. Women have a sort of sixth sense that goes beyond the undead's supernatural powers. This funny Halloween card would be great to send to that jerky couple in your life.
Horror Halloween Birthday Card
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Funny Halloween Horror Birthday Card
Are the local cows acting strange? Walking around like zombies? It could be the dawn of the dead grass! A frightful condition becoming a major motion picture, coming soon to a theater near you. This funny Halloween horror birthday card is perfect for that person who has a good sense of humor (albeit maybe a slightly warped one!).
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Funny Vampire Bat Halloween Card
There's no use in dressing like a blood sucking vampire...
No Point In Dressing Like a Vampire
For those with a really good sense of humor and that can take it as good as they can dish it out, this is a great card to give them. Inside reads: "everybody knows you already suck!" On the front, a blood sucking vampire bat with a purple and green mosaic Halloween look to it. Printed on high quality paper card stock, these cards are not flimsy or low grade, this is the good stuff!
What's your favorite candy for Halloween?
Vote for your favorite trick or treat candy!
Candy corn, chocolate, skittles, candied apples, these things are all over the place on Halloween, and everyone has a favorite. My personal favorite Reese's peanut butter cups. Have a favorite? Vote on it below!
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Even Mummies Ground Their Bad Children...
A funny Halloween card for those looking for a darker sense of humor
Halloween Survival Tip #16 Poster
It's Halloween time, and even the local mummies need to teach their kids a lesson or two if their bad. This one in particular has grounded the kid... six feet under. That should teach him, right? This is for those looking for a little more adult, dark humor this year.
Funny Halloween Links
Links that will make you crack up, and give you some inspiration for some tricks
- Funny Halloween Pranks
- Learn some classic and brand new tricks for the upcoming Halloween.
- Halloween Jokes and One Liners
- Some funny one liners you should read!
- Yet Even More Halloween Tricks and Jokes
- Jokes you can tell at your party, at school, or work...
Funny Halloween Blog Posts
Updated every 30 minutes with (hopefully) funny stuff
- The Munsters, America's favorite frightfully funny family? – CliqueClack Flashback
- by Kim Tibbs With NBC poised to revamp 'The Munsters' next season, join me as I take a fond look back at one of America's favorite frightfully funny TV families. Given the recent news that NBC is revamping The Munsters in an updated ?edgier? take on ...
- The List: 10 Best Genre Episodes of “Community”
- After the students at Greendale become infected by tainted food at the Halloween party, it escalates into a full-on spoof/homage to zombie flicks. Best moment: Troy (in his hilarious ?vampire? costume) being the first black guy to make it to the end in ...
- Talking About Fairy Tales with Lily Cole
- MS: It's funny. It feels like Hollywood just discovered the big book of fairy tales buried under some pillow, and now they're remarking all of them. LC: If you're more cynical, you'll see that they've had several very successful fairy-tale films, ...
- June 2-8: Including Monster House and Thor
- Spielbergesque animated caper that references The Amityville Horror, A Nightmare on Elm Street and Halloween ? in a benign way, of course. In fact, Steven Spielberg and Robert Zemeckis are co-executive producers, which explains why this is a story of ...
Morbidly Funny Grim Reaper Driver's Ed Halloween Card
Death teaches someone how to drive
Halloween Survival Tip #22 Card
Learning to drive can be a difficult experience for teenagers, let alone if Death is the one teaching you how to drive. On this morbidly awesome card, the Grim Reaper gives instructions to a scared new driver to speed up and clock someone. That's just like death, what a prankster!
More Funny Halloween Cards with a Sense of Humor
Cool cards that have character!
Custom made by talented graphic designers, these cards are sure to impress whoever you give them to. Click a card to seen an enlarged view.
WITCH - WE'LL EAT Greeting Card
We'll eat once the kids get here. This witch has some sinister plans in mind.
Price: $3.50 
Westie Howloween! Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
A funny doggy style Halloween card (Howloween).
Price: $19.99
Halloween Cat Ghost Greeting Card
No treats for this cat, just tuna for this kitty dressed up like a ghost.
Price: $5.99
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Funny Halloween T-Shirts
Alternatives to Halloween costumes -- cool Trick or Treat shirts!
So you're not a costume person.. but maybe one of these unique, funny Halloween t-shirts is more up your alley. They're festive, have a sense of humor, and they'll be shipped right to your door, so you won't have to worry about finding a costume. These are also all available in both mens and womens styles. Click through a design to find all of the styles these designs are available on!
Ringer T
Strangers have the best candy! Look at that giant lollipop, how enticing! This funny ringer t-shirt is also available in many other styles.
Price: $20.99
Skeleton Rib Cage Dark T-Shirt
A skeleton rib cage on this dark t-shirt is a cool way to be a little spooky without being overly tacky with a costume.
Price: $30.99
Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun Women's Light T-Shirt
Girls just wanna have fun? On Halloween, Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun. Features a plethora of evil ghouls with festive colors on the front of this womens shirt.
Price: $24.00
He Lives Forever Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Pay tribute to Michael Jackson with this Thriller themed mens long sleeve shirt, also available in womens t-shirts. It's the funk of fourty thousand years, right on a t-shirt.
Price: $29.99
Halloween Resources, Food, Printables and Clip Art on Squidoo
More information on this festive day!
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Retro_Loco
Nov 10, 2011 @ 1:51 pm | delete
- I enjoyed your lens on Funny Halloween Cards. You have a good selection that made me laugh. I especially liked the Baracula card and the mummies "grounding" their son! Thumbs up!
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Tipi
Oct 18, 2011 @ 6:08 pm | delete
- So that was you I heard laughing hysterically while you were building this lens, done with so much fun!
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WordCustard
Oct 9, 2011 @ 2:08 pm | delete
- Giggles galore here! Thanks for sharing these funny (and naughty!) Halloween cards. Wonderful selection but I think the Pumpkin Ghost Story is the one for me.
We don't celebrate Halloween in a big way here, but if I'm ever invited to one of your parties I'll at least know to avoid the apple cider. :)
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tokyonights7
Sep 26, 2011 @ 8:47 am | delete
- Same here, Halloweenprops! I love that card! :D Great lens! I'm working on something similar, but with a focus on GCU cards.
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halloweenprops
Sep 7, 2011 @ 5:18 pm | delete
- That Pumpkin Ghost Story Halloween Card made me laugh!
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mbgphoto Sep 4, 2011 @ 3:32 pm | delete
- Blessed and added to my new lens top-halloween-pages
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AnneVis
Sep 2, 2011 @ 5:01 am | delete
- Brilliant collection!
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mcochs
Oct 28, 2010 @ 12:28 pm | delete
- Really cute lens! Loved it!
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Oct 26, 2010 @ 7:12 pm | delete
- I like the mummy grounding mommy! LOL!
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jgelien Oct 24, 2010 @ 11:21 pm | delete
- I never even thought about Halloween cards. These are very cute.
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ClassyGals Oct 9, 2010 @ 3:39 pm | delete
- These are funny halloween cards! I especially like the pumpkin poster.
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CliveAnderson
Oct 9, 2010 @ 6:02 am | delete
- A really awesome lens, this is not only entertaining, but very practical and useful too. Enjoyed looking at all the fun cards and ideas. Thank you.
Warm Regards,
Clive
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poutine
Sep 19, 2010 @ 6:30 am | delete
- Some pretty good cards here.
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Sami4u
Sep 10, 2010 @ 11:51 pm | delete
- Hi,
Halloween is like the best holiday of all. My plans are getting dressed up going to haunted houses and then having a get together with friends we do do it every year. You have a great Halloween too. :)
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mitchking
Nov 11, 2009 @ 2:26 pm | delete
- Some of these cards are pretty funny.
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mitchking
Nov 3, 2009 @ 4:53 pm | delete
- You found some great cards!! Happy Halloween everyone.
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Artemus-Gordon
Nov 3, 2009 @ 2:04 pm | delete
- These are some creative cards!!
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Treasures-By-Brenda
Oct 30, 2009 @ 8:56 am | delete
- Very Boo-tiful. Happy Halloween.
Blessed.
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hlkljgk Oct 28, 2009 @ 5:54 pm | delete
- great cards :)
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- Wonderful Halloween Lens! I love the cards! Great picks! Blessed by a new Squid Angel!
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- Wonderful Halloween Lens! I love the cards! Great picks! Blessed by a new Squid Angel!
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paperprincess
Sep 7, 2009 @ 12:47 pm | delete
- i love the pumpkin ghost story card and all of them are really cool!
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GroovyFinds
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- Fab Halloween lens!
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lakeerieartists Aug 7, 2009 @ 11:05 am | delete
- I just love this lens! Laughed at all the cards. Great choice. Blessed. :)
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