Funny Halloween Cards

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Show Your Sense of Humor with Hysterically Funny Festive Halloween Greeting Cards!

Bust a gut laughing with hysterically funny Halloween cards! It's hard to find a good funny card for All Saint's Day, but it can be done. For kids, adults, wives, grandparents, neighbors and friends, these greeting cards will have you everyone cracking up. Here is a collection of some of the best, which you can customize to include your own interior greeting (or they're perfect as is, too!). Start browsing these spooky, funny Halloween cards below!

 

Halloween by fabbio

Jack o' Lanterns by Teo

Jack Skellington-O-Lantern by Randy Son Of Robert

Skeleton Jack-O-Lantern by Rennett Stowe

My First Jack-o'-Lantern With Ian by sth

My First Jack-o'-Lantern With Ian by sth

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A Funny Yet Spiteful Halloween Card 

Make sure you give out candy, or you could be subject to voodoo spells!

Funny Halloween Card card
Funny Voodoo Halloween Card

Ah, Halloween... the tricks, the treats, the eggs on the windows, running down the side of the house... but it doesn't have to be that way! Don't make anyone want to create a voodoo doll of you because you turned the lights off early, give those Trick or Treaters what they want, and you just might stave off that voodoo spell (like the one on this funny card).
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Funny Trick or Treat Halloween Cartoon Card 

For growns ups only , this funny card is a great way to encourage stimulate some love!

Funny Trick or Treat Halloween Cartoon card
Funny Trick or Treat Halloween Cartoon

A funny card with some All Saint's Day humor, the front seems innocent enough, and on the interior...wham! You get the punchline. The front reads: "You know the difference between a trick and a treat, don't you? You don't?" ..while the interior reads: "Meet me in the sack (and have a happy!)"

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Funny Recycled Halloween Greeting Card 

A card made from some interesting organic elements...

Recycled Halloween Card card
Recycled Halloween Card

Everyone is going green, but unfortunately, with this card, we can't recycle it. The card reads: "Warning: this card cannot be recycled! It's made from little baby trees, lizard tongues, snake guts, and bat poop. (Please wash hands after use). " The interior has an orange image of a black cat and carved Jack O' Lantern pumpkin. Have a sense of humor this Halloween! And on a side note, these cards aren't recycled, but are very high quality. The card stock is heavy, the print quality is excellent.

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Funny Werewolf Costume Trick Halloween Card 

Watch as a doctor decides to play a trick on a patient with a bad heart...

Trick and Treat Halloween Greeting Card card
Funny Werewolf Costume Halloween Greeting Card

Everyone likes to get into the spirit of Halloween, sometimes people that have a responsibility.. and it might not always have the best results! Here, a doctor sneaks up on an elderly man using a walker with a werewolf mask. "I know it's not a nice thing to do, but just think of it as cardiovascular therapy!"

Five Funny Things to Do this Halloween: 

Funny things you can do to scare the crap out of other people:

Looking for a prank to pull, or need something funny to take part in? Consider it done. This list will help you out.

1. Stock up on Werther's Originals or Raisinets for Trick or Treat candy to give out. Now that's funny, and kind of scary, too.

2. Ex-Lax in the apple cider... what a treat! Imagine the horror. Just kidding, don't do that.

3. Itching powder in the Halloween costume of a good friend is a good way to make him or her look and act crazy. Good times!

4. Break out the bondage gear, it's the only day you can wear it in public and get away with it.

5. Try out one of these funny (and raunchy) Halloween jokes on somebody you know.

Funny Pumpkin Ghost Story Halloween Greeting Card 

A family of Jack O' Lanterns tell a spooky tale to the children...

PUMPKIN GHOST STORY HALLOWEEN greeting card card
Pumpkin Ghost Story Halloween Greeting Card

From a pumpkin's perspective, Halloween must be petrifying. Imagine the sheer and utter horror of being carved, scraped, and then a candle being stuck into the middle of you.. doesn't sound so good, does it? And that's what's going on this funny card, as a family of Jack O' Lanterns tell a spooky ghost story to frighten the children. Kids will love this card!

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Horror of Baracula Funny Obama Halloween Greeting Card 

Obama -- he's scary, he's evil, he sucks!

Baracula - Happy Halloween Barack Obama card
Baracula - Happy Halloween Barack Obama Greeting Card

Oh my, the horror! The absolute horror! He's scary, he's evil, he sucks! It's Baracula! It's Barack Obama as a blood sucking old school vampire on this classic Halloween card. Send it to the conservative or Republican that's anti Obama in your life, or just send it as a joke to anyone that would appreciate a good joke! Artistic design with a distressed, aged look to the card. Very cool!

A Funny and Embarassing Halloween Greeting Card... 

A Frustrated Pumpkin Gets Laughed At

Funny Halloween cartoon card
Funny Halloween cartoon

Remember back in the day when your mom used to dress you in the lamest Halloween costumes, like this gigantic pumpkin, as all of the kids looked on and laughed? Well, maybe that's not what happened to you, but this card is still funny and a great "treat" for All Saints Day this year. A great card to send to kids, too (because they'll certainly feel the pain of this costumed pumpkin!).

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Halloween Candy Guilt Greeting Card: Eater's Remorse 

A funny card expressing your thoughts about Halloween candy...

Don't Feel Guilty About Halloween Candy card
Don't Feel Guilty About Halloween Candy Card

Why have guilt over all of that Halloween candy you just ate? That's the message this edgy Victorian Halloween candy card is trying to get across. With a festive orange and black theme on the front, the interior changes its tune for the blunt (but hysterically funny) punchline "your butts so big already, a few pounds won't be noticed! Happy Halloween". This card isn't for those that can't take a joke, it's for those with a sharp, biting sense of humor that can take a joke as well as make one.

 

Pumpkin Photoshop Style by Randy Son Of Robert

Cheerful Pumpkin by Teo

Nightmare Before Christmas pumpkin by James Ellsworth

mini pumpkins by shelley_ginger

Apple Pumpkin by The Pug Father

Pumpkins by Tambako the Jaguar

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Skeleton Halloween Date Invitation Card 

Let your date jump your bones with this funny card for anyone in a relationship!

Let's Go On a Halloween Date card
Skeleton Halloween Date Invitation Card

Plan out your Halloween date in style! Get ready for a good time with this funny greeting card, which on the front reads: "let's go on a Halloween date...," while the interior continues "I'll give you lots of boos, we'll hop in the sack, then I'll jump your bones! Happy Halloween, lover!" A cute card for married couples and anyone that's been dating for a little bit. You're sure to get some, it's a shoe-in, go for it!

Funny Death Grim (Dim) Reaper Greeting Card 

Death is not the sharpest tool in the shed (in fact he might be quite dull)...

Dim Reaper: Halloween Classic Cartoon Card card
Dim Reaper: Halloween Classic Cartoon Card

Some Grim Reapers have it, and some don't. Unfortunately, this version of Death is just not quite getting the hang of his job. On this card, he stares down at his instrument of death, his famous sickle, and has no idea what to do with it. Perhaps he shouldn't be around sharp objects! Get this card for kids, teenagers, and jovial people in general.

The (Unfaithful) Headless (Married) Horseman  

A funny card depicting how marriage even affects the dead

Halloween Survival Tip #24 Card card
Funny Headless Horseman Card

Yes, even the Headless Horseman has to succumb to the laws of marriage. If you're unfaithful, she will catch you. Women have a sort of sixth sense that goes beyond the undead's supernatural powers. This funny Halloween card would be great to send to that jerky couple in your life.

Horror Halloween Birthday Card 

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HORROR BIRTHDAY! card
Funny Halloween Horror Birthday Card

Are the local cows acting strange? Walking around like zombies? It could be the dawn of the dead grass! A frightful condition becoming a major motion picture, coming soon to a theater near you. This funny Halloween horror birthday card is perfect for that person who has a good sense of humor (albeit maybe a slightly warped one!).

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Funny Vampire Bat Halloween Card 

There's no use in dressing like a blood sucking vampire...

No Point In Dressing Like a Vampire card
No Point In Dressing Like a Vampire

For those with a really good sense of humor and that can take it as good as they can dish it out, this is a great card to give them. Inside reads: "everybody knows you already suck!" On the front, a blood sucking vampire bat with a purple and green mosaic Halloween look to it. Printed on high quality paper card stock, these cards are not flimsy or low grade, this is the good stuff!

What's your favorite candy for Halloween? 

Vote for your favorite trick or treat candy!

Candy corn, chocolate, skittles, candied apples, these things are all over the place on Halloween, and everyone has a favorite. My personal favorite Reese's peanut butter cups. Have a favorite? Vote on it below!

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Even Mummies Ground Their Bad Children... 

A funny Halloween card for those looking for a darker sense of humor

Halloween Survival Tip #16 Poster print
Halloween Survival Tip #16 Poster
It's Halloween time, and even the local mummies need to teach their kids a lesson or two if their bad. This one in particular has grounded the kid... six feet under. That should teach him, right? This is for those looking for a little more adult, dark humor this year.

Funny Halloween Links 

Links that will make you crack up, and give you some inspiration for some tricks

Funny Halloween Pranks
Learn some classic and brand new tricks for the upcoming Halloween.
Halloween Jokes and One Liners
Some funny one liners you should read!
Yet Even More Halloween Tricks and Jokes
Jokes you can tell at your party, at school, or work...

Funny Halloween Blog Posts 

Updated every 30 minutes with (hopefully) funny stuff

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The Best Halloween Pranks on Video 

Watch this to get some ideas on what tricks you can pull!

Need to pull some tricks of your own, but are fresh out of ideas? This cool video will give you some great ideas!

Funny Halloween Pranks

some funny halloween pranks.

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Morbidly Funny Grim Reaper Driver's Ed Halloween Card 

Death teaches someone how to drive

Halloween Survival Tip #22 Card card
Halloween Survival Tip #22 Card

Learning to drive can be a difficult experience for teenagers, let alone if Death is the one teaching you how to drive. On this morbidly awesome card, the Grim Reaper gives instructions to a scared new driver to speed up and clock someone. That's just like death, what a prankster!

More Funny Halloween Cards with a Sense of Humor 

Cool cards that have character!

Custom made by talented graphic designers, these cards are sure to impress whoever you give them to. Click a card to seen an enlarged view.

WITCH - WE'LL EAT Greeting Card

We'll eat once the kids get here. This witch has some sinister plans in mind.

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Westie Howloween! Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

A funny doggy style Halloween card (Howloween).

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Halloween Cat Ghost 1 Greeting Card

No treats for this cat, just tuna for this kitty dressed up like a ghost.

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Evil Candy Corns Greeting Card

Evil candy corns.. beware, they are out there.

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Funny Halloween T-Shirts 

Alternatives to Halloween costumes -- cool Trick or Treat shirts!

So you're not a costume person.. but maybe one of these unique, funny Halloween t-shirts is more up your alley. They're festive, have a sense of humor, and they'll be shipped right to your door, so you won't have to worry about finding a costume. These are also all available in both mens and womens styles. Click through a design to find all of the styles these designs are available on!

Ringer T

Strangers have the best candy! Look at that giant lollipop, how enticing! This funny ringer t-shirt is also available in many other styles.

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Skeleton Rib Cage Dark T-Shirt

A skeleton rib cage on this dark t-shirt is a cool way to be a little spooky without being overly tacky with a costume.

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Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun Women's Light T-Shirt

Girls just wanna have fun? On Halloween, Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun. Features a plethora of evil ghouls with festive colors on the front of this womens shirt.

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Wicked Old Bear Jr. Raglan

Winnie the Pooh and gang have been transformed evil as it seems on this womens junior Raglan shirt.

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He Lives Forever Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

Pay tribute to Michael Jackson with this Thriller themed mens long sleeve shirt, also available in womens t-shirts. It's the funk of fourty thousand years, right on a t-shirt.

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