Funny Hangover Quotes

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Fun Quotes on Drinking and Hangovers

Welcome to the fun hangover and drinking quotes page. Every discerning drinker likes his / her drink, as much as they are loath for a case of the dreaded morning 'hangover'. So much so, that great many thinkers, writers, orators and public personas have had their fair share of smart one-line quips and famous repartees at the drink and the after-take of it.

Compiled below are a select list of choice quotes and quotations on the infamous hangover and its precursor - the drink! Read them for some fun or choose to share them as 'status updates' at facebook or Twitter. Enjoy them either way. Cheers!

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"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

- Frank Sinatra

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Quotes on Hangover

"A hangover is the wrath of grapes." - Anon

"Somebody slipped a hangover in my drink last night." - Anon

"A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and wish you hadn't." - Anon

"Grease is the only cure for a hangover." - Cameron Diaz

"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything." - Jim Harrison

"I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises." - Ellen DeGeneres

"I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time." - Margaret Cho

"Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after." - Joyce Brothers

"You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative." - Mike Tyson

"Just for this one night I will not think about you. I will have fun, and laugh again. And enjoy every minute. Tomorrow I will deal with the hangover." - Anon

"I want to make out with the fat guy from 'The Hangover'. He's amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses." - Kesha

"Shower didn't work. Coffee didn't work. Cold air is not working. Snooze on the bus my only chance to get rid of my #hangover." - Twitter Tweet

"I have finally come to the conclusion that it's not the drink that causes hangovers. It's the sleep" - Anon

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Drinking Quotes

"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F Scott Fitzgerald

"The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol." - Mignon McLaughlin

"Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?" - Robert Benchley

"Candy is dandy; but liquor is quicker." - Ogden Nash

"Wine is bottled poetry." - R L Stevenson

"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory." - Anon

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." - Henny Youngman

"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough." - James Thurber

"If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic." - Anon

"This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought." - Samuel Johnson

"I drink only to make my friends seem interesting." - Don Marquis

"What is in the heart of the sober man is on the tongue of the drunken man." - Latin Proverb

"They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst." - Scottish Proverb

"Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." - George Burns

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." - Dave Barry

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W C Fields

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

"Tweeting while drunk is bad. Re-reading last night's drunken tweets while sober is worse." - Twitter Tweet

"Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey." - Pappy Maverick

"Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila." - Anon

"Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink." - Anon

"I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter" - Anon

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Ever Said or Heard any Funny Quotes on Drinks or Hangovers!?

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Your 'Slip of the tongue' Moment Please!

  • Tipi May 24, 2012 @ 12:31 pm | delete
    I don't remember ever slipping on my tongue but I do remember being here and had to return for the smiles and heard myself laugh, thank you!
  • SecondHandJoe May 22, 2012 @ 4:06 pm | delete
    I can only quote Winston Churchill. "I've taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me"!
  • iWrite4 May 18, 2012 @ 6:53 am | delete
    Nice lens!
  • squidoopets Mar 22, 2012 @ 8:29 pm | delete
    it's been a long time, I think I'm over 40!
  • pawpaw911 Mar 19, 2012 @ 8:54 am | delete
    To spend so much money, and have to ask "What happened Last Night".
  • TLRaghavan Mar 5, 2012 @ 8:26 am | delete
    Cheers. Enjoyed the drink. Thanks.
  • MonikaWeise Feb 29, 2012 @ 5:22 pm | delete
    Great lens, I'll keeps these for future use.
  • TeamSTM Feb 29, 2012 @ 9:22 am | delete
    There is nothing like a Good Ol' Laugh every now and again, it really lifts the Spirit!!
  • bakerwoman Feb 26, 2012 @ 1:37 pm | delete
    I like the shirt that reads " Beer is cheaper then Gas." What a hoot. This is the best time to wear it. Thanks for the chuckle.
  • MelonyVaughan Feb 26, 2012 @ 12:45 pm | delete
    It certainly is true that gas is more expensive than alcohol!
  • TransplantedSoul Feb 7, 2012 @ 9:16 am | delete
    Groan - many of us have been there once or twice.....
  • kathysart Feb 1, 2012 @ 1:15 pm | delete
    CUTE!! Love to laugh and this made me laugh.. yay. Angel blessed too.
  • nubitol Jan 21, 2012 @ 7:25 pm | delete
    really funny quotes
  • AndyPo Jan 19, 2012 @ 12:48 pm | delete
    Great lens. Very funny
  • KonaGirl Jan 16, 2012 @ 3:13 pm | delete
    Can't 'member right off hand. Love this one: "My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." - Henny Youngman. Enjoyed the lens.
  • cffutah Jan 12, 2012 @ 6:18 pm | delete
    good funny stuff, thanks!
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  • mennella Jan 9, 2012 @ 9:00 am | delete
    i love quotes...
  • hamshi5433 Jan 8, 2012 @ 7:22 pm | delete
    these are super hilarious quotes lool..reminds me of some of the uncles at our family parties haha..
  • WriterJanis Jan 8, 2012 @ 1:05 pm | delete
    Very cute lens.
  • BeyondRoses Jan 8, 2012 @ 12:17 pm | delete
    If one drinks, they should stay home, and not drive. Save the rest of us! I'm most familiar with the drinking quotes of Frank Sinatra :) Nice presentation of drinking quotes!
  • JoshK47 Jan 8, 2012 @ 11:59 am | delete
    Great lens - can't say I have any particularly good additions with a slip of the tongue, but I definitely got a good laugh. :)
  • marciag Jan 8, 2012 @ 11:23 am | delete
    Nice quotes and so appropriate for after the holidays!

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