Funny Italian T-Shirts

Funny Onions T-Shirt

The bad breath is totally worth it. Am I right or am I wrong? Add a heaping helping of fresh cut onions to any sauce and you'll make it ten times better. Add it to your hamburger, it's now delicious. Now, onion lovers can celebrate their love for this root vegetable and bad breath with this funny t-shirt, found in mens, womens, kids and other styles.

Italian Stallion Mens T-Shirt
Italians are a lot like stallions. They haven't been gelded (neutered), defends and protects the herd, they're athletes... you see, they do have a lot in common.

Funny Cannoli Italian T-Shirt People will be envious of the cannoli on this funny Italian t-shirt and will want to go get one for themselves. Shirt reads "my cannoli is bigger than yours." Darn. You win.

Italians Do It Better T-Shirts
I don't know how they do it, but they do. Classics like the Ferrari (seen on this shirt) and Lamborghini were cooked up (no pun intended) by the Italians. If only Chevy cars could look this good, maybe they wouldn't have gone bankrupt. Italians do it better, when it comes to food, when it comes to cars, when it comes to hanky panky, whatever it is that you're thinking.

Future Italian Stallion Baby Toddler Shirt

He's not ready to drive just yet, but someday he'll be driving the girls crazy. He's an Italian stallion in training, watch out world! Features a more gentle pony in blue on this toddler t-shirt, with the words "future Italian stallion" written around it.

Mommy's Little Meatball Shirt

When it comes to Italian food, the meatball is king. Well, it's one of the kings. Some might argue that prosciutto, veal, or even pepperoni are superior, but none have the fame that the almight meatball has. And, that being said, it's an honor to call your baby "Mommy's Little Meatball."

Funny Garlic T-Shirt

Garlic has magical properties. Wards away vampires, makes sauces delicious, keeps the family away at parties... what can't garlic do? Show your neverending dedication to the garlic bulb with this funny Italian t-shirt. But remember - it's better fresh. Don't use that dried out stuff in the jars. That stuff's no good.

Mama Mia Italian T-Shirt

Mama Mia! Pay tribute to Momma with this funny Mama Mia t-shirt, available in other styles besides this long sleeve like our hoodies, tank tops, Raglan, and hooded long sleeve shirts!

Little Italian Heartthrob Organic Onesie Shirt

Fresh from the oven, your little baby is already an Italian hearthrob. Cute, cuddly, and Italian to boot.

Lil' Italian Devil Kids Shirt

Have a kid that has a devilish side to them? Brand them so with this funny kids t-shirt, which they'll like too. Just hide the breakables and your credit card number when you give this to him/her. They're sneaky!

Save a Stallion Ride an Italian Mens T-Shirt
Those poor stallions. Being ridden 'til their feet are pounding sore...but wait, you can help! Prevent animal cruelty, save a stallion... ride an Italian. This vintage, funny Italian t-shirt will have women flying at your feet in droves, we guarantee it. ...no we don't.

Italian by Injection Funny Womens Shirt

Yes, you too can be Italian by injection. Just call up your Italian mate and they'll be more than happy that you called. Wear it like a badge of honor, because you should be proud, you're with an Italian!

Hungry Italian Kids T-Shirt

Where's the gnocchi? And the gelato? And the pepperoni pizza? And the calzone? You have a hungry hungry Italian on your hands, with an appetite bigger than a hippo. Cool vintage Italian flag colors on the hippo, with a retro style lettering.

Stubborn Italian Funny Womens T-Shirt
Always right, never wrong. I'm Italian. Don't know the meaning of being wrong? It's not a fault, it's called being Italian. You were born knowing everything! This funny t-shirt is perfect for that stubborn Italian in your life.

Italians do it Better Shirt

Italians do it better. Do what? You know, "it"... Like this hip Italian grandmother, she probably does it better than other non-Italians her age. We're talking about cooking, get your mind out of the gutter.

Italian Cougar T-Shirt

Just because you're not at the peak of your youth doesn't mean you shouldn't flaunt it. AND, if you're Italian on top of that, there's even more of a reason to celebrate your cougarness.

I Love Italy Cannoli Mens T-Shirt A heavenly cannoli is featured on this funny I Love Italy t-shirt, with a delicious cannoli in place of the traditional heart. If you haven't had cannoli, you wouldn't understand the passion people have for this Italian dessert. Go have one, then we'll talk.

Have No Fear the Italian is Here T-Shirt

Have no fear, the Italian is here! Since we saw you weeping in the corner awaiting the Italian's arrival, the Italian is here to save the day. Able to leap tall Daschunds in a single bound, able to stop a bullet with his bulletproof vest, more powerful than a Thomas the Tank Engine Locomotive toy, the Italian can do pretty much anything. Amazing, huh?

CIA Cocky Italian American Funny Mens T-Shirt

Are you a member of the CIA? The Cocky Italian Americans? Nowadays, some people think it's cool to be cocky, and if you're cocky, you probably won't think twice about wearing a t-shirt that says that you're cocky. Also a good joke gift for Italians (imagine the look on their faces... totally worth it.)

Everybody Loves an Italian Womens T-Shirt

He loves an Italian, she loves an Italian, everybody loves an Italian. Inspired by a famous TV show sitcom, this funny t-shirt is perfect for anyone named Raymond, Debra, Robert or Marie.

Fuhgeddaboudit Funny Italian T-Shirt

The Sopranos gave us a wealth of quotes and phrases, like "fugheddaboudit." It's a word that really involves a few words, "forget about it." As urban dictionary puts it, the term is "often heard spoken by Robert De Niro, characters on the Sopranos, and people trying to sound hip and tough like a goomba."

No One Can Resist an Italian T-Shirt

Why is it that Italians have such an allure about them? Is it their sense of style, their good looks, their personality, their motivation, their ability to get the job done? Celebrate that magical born-in quality that makes Italians so hard to resist with this funny t-shirt featuring the colors of the flag of Italy, along with the boot shape recognizable from a mile away.

Dudes Dig Italian Chicks Funny Womens T Shirt

If you're an Italian chick, you've probably noticed the long parade of guys behind you waiting on your every move, right? That's because you're Italian. They love it. Features a soft, fuzzy yellow chick that makes the shirt even cuter.

Funny Saucesome Italian Kids T-Shirt

When it comes to sauce, it's either good or it's saucesome. Whether you're Italian, vegetarian, or just love a good tomato sauce, you'll appreciate this funny t-shirt for its inventiveness. You'll never again be able to describe sauce without using this word.

Part Irish Part Italian Funny Hooded Sweatshirt

When it comes to different heritage combinations, there may not be a more dangerous combination than Irish and Italian. Just think of the meals being paired with delicious Irish brews... sweatshirt features a shamrock inside of a cocktail glass, with a math equation that makes perfect sense.