Funny Jewish Gifts - Oy Vey, What a Collection
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Liven Up Your Celebration with Funny Jewish Gifts
Are they all politically correct? No, not really, but all of these hilarious Jewish item made me giggle, and I love to laugh.
If you are Jewish and have a sense of humor around religious items, this page may hold your solution. If however, you are of the belief that religion is always serious business, perhaps you should check out one of my other pages instead.
Now grab your coffee and join me for some Jewish humor.
Matzo Man available below.
Funny Jewish Gifts For Your Walls
Posters
Clocks
Signs
OY VEY Wall Clock
Oy Vey! This is the perfect clock for your Jewish home. It would look great in my kitchen, but I can also see it in a bedroom, family room, rumpus room or living room. The clock has precision quartz movement and operates on 1 AA battery (not included)
Politically Incorrect, Yet Very Funny Jewish Poster
Deli Zone Sign
Not just for a wall hanging, this sign made from weatherproof plastic with premium grade vinyl can actually hang outside. It stands 12"X12" and is made to last at least 3-4 years outside. Personally, I think it would be great in a Jewish kitchen.
Funny Jewish Books
The Illustrated Guide to the Jewish Dog
The Illustrated Guide to the Jewish Dog
Price: 11.99
From comedy writer Harold Kimmel, this hilariously written and illustrated book Guide to the Jewish Dog will keep you laughing as it educates you on the "highly specific neuroses and preferences of the Jewish Dog." A quote from the book "A dog will fetch your slippers. A Jewish dog will manufacture your slippers in China and have them shipped to you."
More Funny Jewish Books
Funny Jewish Gifts for Your Head
Brown Mink Yamaka (Yarmulke)
Brown Mink Yamaka (Yarmulke)
Price: 13.99
I am not really sure why anyone would want a faux Brown Mink Yarmulke, but it certainly belongs here amongst my collection of funny Jewish gifts. I doubt it offers any warmth, but it does produce a giggle - from those who see you wearing it. Made of 100% faux fur. - Must be held in place using pins, adhesive, or other means.
Funny Jewish Hats
Funny Jewish Gifts for Your Body
100% Kosher Beef Apron
Oy vey - this one made me laugh. Maybe a little bit naughty, but it sure is funny. It is a high quality embroidered cotton/poly blend apron. This hilarious apron is sure to be a conversation piece at your next BBQ. "Fully adjustable to accommodate both larger and smaller builds."
Nosh Now, Kvetch Later Apron
The perfect apron for any Jewish Grandma. Nosh Now, Kvetch later. Clever, funny and one size fits all.
Jewish Gift For Host & Hostess! "Nosh Now, Kvetch Later" Funny Kitchen Apron.
Funny Jewish T-Shirts
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Funny Gifts for the Jewish Baby
Funny Baby Bibs
Hilarious Jewish Baby Bibs
Price: 12.99
A little humor for baby with either of these two sassy baby bibs:
It's My Bris and I'll Cry if I Want To, or
I'm Not Crying, I'm Davening
Yiddishe Dog or Cat?
A "Jewish" Expression Coat for Your Dog or Cat
Funny Menorahs
Motherboard Menorah
Motherboard Menorah
Price: 17.75
Funny, yes but actually really cool, especially for the Jewish environmentalist! "Eco-friendly Menorahs are the next trend to hit the Hanukkah mainstream!" This amazing menorah is made from recycled motherboards from old computers and allows for each light to be switched on separately. It stands 5.5-inches tall and is 9-inches wide and it's powered by one 9-volt battery (included).
Random Funny Jewish Gifts
Jewish Guilt Candy Pills
I remember when I was a child my mom had little candy pills for all my not serious little "boo-boos." These Jewish Guilt pills are so much funnier.
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compugraphd
Apr 1, 2012 @ 12:11 pm | delete
- B"H
Love it! I especially like the "Brit" bib.
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KabbalArt
Mar 25, 2012 @ 8:17 am | delete
- Great site. I really had a laugh.
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lovespell
Feb 27, 2012 @ 4:24 am | delete
- Enjoyed it so very much as I do with everything you write. Voted up and straight across!
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---Chazz
Aug 16, 2011 @ 5:45 pm | delete
- This is hilarious. Having a tough time deciding which to get for a friend who would really appreciate this.
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JJNW
Aug 16, 2011 @ 1:18 pm | delete
- Ha ha... you even got a little naughty here! Too funny. *** Blessed by a SquidAngel ***
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CarolineS01
Aug 16, 2011 @ 2:45 am | delete
- cool and amazing!
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- Totally cute Funny Jewish Gifts - love the "Oy Vey, What a Collection" ...lol
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