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• I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth



• Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. - Mel Brooks



• Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky. - Alan Moore

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• The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx



• The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin



• Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride! - Hunter S. Thompson



• There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who's been pinching my beer? And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or a glass that has been carelessly knocked over (usually by one of the people calling for a larger glass) or who had no glass at all, because he was at the back of the crowd and had failed to catch the barman's eye. - Terry Pratchett, The Truth



• Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Peanuts Guide To Life



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• Life is like an ice cream cone...you have to learn to lick it. (11 Aug 68) - Charlie Brown, Peanuts comic strip



• I've developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time. (8 Aug 66) - Charlie Brown, Peanuts comic strip



• That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another... (2 Sep 81) - Charlie Brown, Peanuts comic strip



• For one brief moment today I thought I was winning in the game of life. But there was a flag on the play! - Charlie Brown, Peanuts comic strip



• Yes ma'am, I understand, that's life: Front row in the classroom, last row, back deck in the ballpark. (7 Sep 95) - Charlie Brown, Peanuts comic strip



• When your life has been ruined, you should lie under a tree all afternoon. - Charlie Brown



• Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life! (17 Jun 61) - Linus van Pelt, Peanuts comic strip



• Life is too short to waste it listening to some person who doesn't know when to shut up! - Lucy van Pelt, Peanuts comic strip



• Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'. Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. - Charles M. Schulz



• I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. - Charles M. Schulz

Good Grief: The Story of Charles M. Schulz

An updated edition explores Charles M. Schultz's wartime experiences, creation of the Peanuts characters, his strong yet idiosyncratic moral and ethical code, and the true story behind the elusive Little Red-Haired Girl.

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Peanuts: The Art of Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts: The Art of Charles M. Schulz

This beautiful album is sure to please fans of Charles M. Schulz and his art. The whole gang is included - Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus, Snoopy, Peppermint Patty, Schroeder, Pig-Pen, and all the others from the original Peanuts strips.

More than five hundred comic strips are reproduced, as well as such rare or never-before-seen items as a sketchbook from Schulz's army days in the early 1940s; his very first printed strip, Just Keep Laughing; his private scrapbook of pre-Peanuts Li'l Folks strips; developmental sketches for the first versions of Charlie Brown and the other Peanuts characters; a sketchbook from 1963; and many more materials gathered from the Schulz archives in Santa Rosa, California.

The art has been stunningly photographed in full color, capturing the subtle textures of paper, ink, and line. The strips, which were shot only from the original art or vintage newsprint, reveal how, from the 1950s through 2000, Schulz's style and the Peanuts world evolved.

This celebration of the genius of the most revered cartoonist of our time is a must for anyone who has ever come under the spell of Peanuts.

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Peanuts Philosophers - 4 Volume Set

Peanuts Philosophers - 4 Volume Set

Marking the sixtieth anniversary of the comic strip, the classic Peanuts Philosophers series is back in print with its retro style and timeless nuggets of wisdom preserved. This slip-cased box set includes four miniature hardcover books in which Snoopy, Charlie Brown, Lucy, and Linus deliver their thoughts on an array of their favorite topics.

Charlie Brown has a lot to say on loneliness, defeat, and disillusionment. Snoopy philosophizes on dancing, anxiety, and a dog's life. Lucy discusses happiness, achievement, and little brothers. And Linus's thoughts encompass meditation, problem solving, and even the art of prudence. There is a lot to be learned from this group of kindergarteners.

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Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Peanuts

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Peanuts

The cast of Peanuts characters has entertained us with their humorously insightful perspectives since 1950. In the sixty years since their debut, everything you need to know to get through life has been summed up by the gang from Peanuts.

Inside "Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Peanuts", Snoopy, Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus, Sally, Peppermint Patty, Schroeder, and the rest impart their thoughts on friendship, music, love, food, baseball, proper grooming, and a host of other subjects through artwork and text from original Peanuts comic strips.

Featured Peanuts Quotes
* "When your life has been ruined, you should lie under a tree all afternoon." - Charlie Brown on Nature
*"Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly." - Linus on Nutrition
*"It's a scientific fact that girls are smarter than boys." - Lucy on Advanced Biology

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Peanuts: You Can Be Anything!

Peanuts: You Can Be Anything!

Based on the comic strips of everyone's favorite canine, this book reminds the kid in all of us that we can be anything! From an astronaut to a lawyer or a World War I Flying Ace to just plain cool, the many faces of Snoopy serve as inspiration.

This hardcover picture book has great gift appeal for new baby, graduation, celebrating milestones, and moving up in the world.

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It's a Big World, Charlie Brown (Peanuts)

It's a Big World, Charlie Brown (Peanuts)

GOOD GRIEF!
Life isn't always easy for Charlie Brown. Between that pesky kite-eating tree, a complete lack of valentines in the mailbox, and his troubles on the pitcher's mound it can be downright disheartening!

Fortunately he has Snoopy, Linus, Peppermint Patty, and the Peanuts gang to make the big world seem a lot friendlier. "It's a Big World, Charlie Brown" presents a brand-new collection of your old favorites in full-color.

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• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen



• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen



• I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment. - Woody Allen

You're Only Old Once! A Book for Obsolete Children


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• I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. - Dr. Suess



• Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss



• Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. - Dr. Seuss, Happy Birthday to You!



• So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact And remember that Life's a great balancing act. - Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!



• You have brains in your head, and feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself in any direction you choose! - Dr. Seuss



• Why fit in when you where born to stand out?! - Dr. Suess

The Secret Art of Dr. Seuss

Beyond Dr. Seuss's work for children is an entirely different world--perhaps similar in whimsy and humor, but even more wondrous. The Secret Art of Dr. Seuss is a beautiful full-color coffee-table book filled with cartoons, sketches, and oil paintings.

The collection of birds, cats, lions, and pointy-headed people is fairly familiar territory for any true Seuss fan, but with a deeper amount of detail and more sophisticated tones. Including such designs as, "Impractical Marshmallow Toasting Device" which shows that Seuss didn't find art to be a serious business. And maybe the painting "Cat from the Wrong Side of the Tracks" is a rendition of Cat in the Hat's evil twin. A wonderful, intriguing book for Seuss fans of all ages.

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The Seuss, the Whole Seuss and Nothing But the Seuss

The Seuss, the Whole Seuss and Nothing But the Seuss

A Visual Biography of Theodor Seuss Geisel
Theodor Seuss Geisel, creator of Horton the Elephant, the Grinch, the Cat in the Hat, and a madcap menagerie of the best-loved children's characters of all time, stands alone as the preeminent figure of children's literature.

But Geisel was a private man who was happier at the drawing table than he was across from any reporter or would-be biographer. Under the thoughtful scrutiny of Charles D. Cohen, Geisel's lesser known works yield valuable insights into the imaginative and creative processes of one of the 20th century's most original thinkers.

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Seuss-isms: Wise and Witty Prescriptions for Living from the Good Doctor

Seuss-isms: Wise and Witty Prescriptions for Living from the Good Doctor

The simple but sage words of Dr. Seuss have helped many a child (and grownup) along the complicated road of life. For those who need reminders, here is a collection of some of the good doctor's wisest and wittiest sayings, on subjects as varied as "Equality and Justice" and "Facing Up to Adversity" to "The Art of Eating" and "The First Nerd"! A perfect gift for all occasions, ideal for sharing among generations.
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Seuss-isms for Success

Seuss-isms for Success

Leading indicators project that this dose of levity is just what the Good Doctor ordered!

With a mix of insight, humor, and inspiration, this collection of pithy quotes from Dr. Seuss will help business-minded readers get ahead in the one place wackier than anything Seuss himself could conjure up - the corporate world. A perfect gift for Father's Day or college graduation that can be enjoyed with friends both young and old.

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Dr. Suess Wall Art - "You have brains in your head..."

Dr. Suess Wall Quote - "Why fit in when you were born to stand out?!"

Dr. Suess Wall Quote - "A person's a person, no matter how small."