Funny Moments in my Life

An unaware OBGYN Doc goes out on a lunch break with one of his buddies. After driving for a few minutes he spotted what seemed to be a decent little Deli, he then pulls up on the parking lot and comes inside.

Poor Doc didn't know what was in store for him! This man approaches the Deli counter only to find ME there! Of course he had no clue to who I was anymore, but that was not the case for me.I stared at him for a while, trying to figure it out where had I seen this familiar face before?

As I was thinking for a couple of seconds I said excitedly: "Dr. K??" The man looked at me with a disoriented look on his face, not giving him time to even say anything I shouted: "You were my gynecologist!!"

His face soon turned red, his buddy looked at him with a grin on his face, I probably turned as red as a tomato after realizing what had just come out of my mouth! My boss whispered in my ear "so, he's the lucky one!", all my co-workers were staring at me and him at the same time!

"Oh my God! What is everyone picturing in their minds right now? NO! Please I don't want to know!" I thought to myself as I slowly found my way out of there and into the bathroom. I must have stayed in the bathroom for the next 20 minutes! Gladly no one talked about it anymore and soon time came for me to go home. *sigh* What an unforgettable work's day!

It was on a nice crisp day that my neighbors and I decided to go bowling with our kids. We take a nice car drive to the bowling alley, the kids singing and cheering....

We finally arrive at our destination after getting lost for a few minutes. The place is crowded, everyone had the same idea we had to escape from that cold winter day.

We walk to the counter, reserve the lane, trade our nice looking shoes for the ugly and smelly clown shoes they have.... everything is set for us to start playing our game(all we need to do is put on our shoes, program the game and of course I can't handle the heaviest balls so go on to look for lighter ones around the place).

I looked back to where we were and see my son Ryan walking on the lane towards the pins! I rushed back to him running! As I step on the lane with just my socks on, it was like there was no more gravity on earth! I slipped and fell butt and back on the floor with my legs raised high up in the air! As I am falling I try to hold on to Ryan for support only to bring him down with me!

Next thing I know I have a big circle of people, mainly being teenage kids looking at us. Some looked spooked, some were just laughing, some offered to help.... Bottom line, I am left with a crying kid, sore butt and back, no ugly smelly clown shoes on, no lighter bowling balls, a crowd of curious people.... Lesson learned: Never make fun of those shoes again, if I had had them on, I probably wouldn't have fallen!

The Fargasch Family(Grandma and her two daughters and her grandson) enter Starbucks. They order one espresso, one tall hot chocolate, one frapuccino, one chocolate cup cake and one pumpkin spice glazed donut.

They get a table and they sit. They start to sip their beverages and the grandson starts to eat the cup cake. He eats almost half cup cake and moves on to the donut. He tries his mom's hot chocolate and decides it's not for him and goes to try his aunt's frapuccino. "Yummy!" he shouts!

He's shoving the donut in his mouth like he hasn't eaten in months! Accidentally he spits a piece of donut in his aunt's frapuccino. Then he grabs the cup cake and as he's unwrapping it he drops it and his aunt was able to rescue it before hitting the floor. By this time we have cup cake and donut crumbs all over our table, floor and grandson's face!

We're all cracking up and all of a sudden grandson sneezes on the left over rescued cup cake and donut and when he sneezed he startled his mom causing her to tip over her hot chocolate onto the table and spilling it all over the plate with left over rescued cup cake and donut and all over the floor!

Aftermath: sneezed on rescued cup cake and donut are soaked in hot chocolate, frapuccino contains floating cake particles, table, plate and floor are filthy....... Bottom line: grandson is happy!! :)

My friend and I had plans to go out that evening to one of the clubs in the city. She worked at the JFK airport and I had gone inside to pick her up. She was running a little late and I was getting a bit anxious!

My taxi was waiting for us outside(of course! he couldn't be waiting inside!) and so I started to rush her a little, you know? So finally she came out of her office and we started walking fast towards the exit! We come outside and I guided her to our taxi...

"Oh so sorry for the delay Sir, please take us to the Underground Club at 42nd street and 6th Avenue...."(address made up for security purposes), I noticed the driver is looking at me with an odd look on his face, so my friend says: "Come on! What are you waiting for? Let's go! We're supposed to meet some friends and we're already a little late!" (No, I did not realize the driver was not the same, I hadn't paid attention to his face before, plus it was already very dark).

"Who are you girls and what are you doing inside my car?" The driver asked with that same odd look from before. "Uhmm... aren't you the taxi driver?" We asked. "I am just here waiting for my wife to come, so can you two girls please get out before I get into some trouble?"

He told us, again with that odd look on his face that by now was starting to freak me out! "I-I-I'm really sorry Sir." I said as we were leaving his car.

When we got out of his car, I then began looking for the real taxi, and we just heard this man beeping his horn madly at us. I then realized that was the right taxi this time!