Funny Mothers Day Poem - Create Yours or Take Mine

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Funny Mothers Day Poem - A Great Start To Your Mothers Day Gift

For this Mother's Day, don't just give Mom the obligatory card and the Mothers Day flowers that only has the word "Love" on it with your signature. Be different and make a special effort for the person that's looked after you all these years with unconditional love. Write a funny Mothers Day poem and put it together with the flowers and the card. Just watch your Mom's face light up with a smile and a laugh. The memory will last a lifetime.

But you're not a writer, and especially not a funny writer. So, what do you do...take one of ours below and call it your own. Or use one of ours to inspire your own thoughts in creative prose.

Remember to hand write the poem onto your Mothers Day card, or take a nice piece of stationary and write it there. Nice penmanship has always been appreciated even if you don't have great handwriting. Just write it slowly.

A Funny Mothers Day Poem - Take It We'll Make More 

...A little irreverent and modern

This poem is for those Mom's who can take a little irreverence and see it as humor. If you know your Mom would get taken aback, then use another funny Mothers Day poem. By the way, this one is more for the techophile moms out there.

Mommy, mommy, mommy
Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom
The word sounds just so perfect
I could say it all day long

Of course I'd say I love you
But that sounds so cliche'
And you'd like for me to take you shopping
but that's why I moved away

So yes I know I owe you
but you still can't pick my wife
And I promise I will call you more
cuz you don't text or twitter, right?


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