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If you need a new title for your business card, your profile page at Myspace/Facebook/Yourspace or other places then you have arrived at the right place. At this page you can find ideas for funny titles you can add to your profile (or not). Many of the titles you find here have never been seen in any job applications, but a few of them can have potential for the right person.

You do not have to leave an emtpy slot in your profile just because you got an boring title today - spice up your profile page at Facebook with an funny occupation title. Find one here :-)

What if you got no occupation?
Perfect - find one here. Here you can find ideas for unusual, funny and weird occupations you can, or can not, do for a living.

I have filled in a work description on some of them, but you are of course free to make up your own if you got an better idea.
Image: Pasta Hooligan

  • After you have signed the guestbook - you can find even more fun titles if you follow the link wit the big arrow.

Profil pages - often dull and boring

You can change this ;-)
Get rid of yours TODAY!

Funny Irish Titles

  • Leprechaun Catcher
    If you got a wee bit of Irish blood in you then you know if you can use this title or not. The fact that you never have caught one does not have to stop you from using it. If you have made it your business to catch leprechauns then this is a title for you. Must not be confused with Leprechaun Chasers.

  • Leprechaun Chaser
    If you do not want to catch the leprechauns but find it fun to chase them you might be an leprechaun chaser rather than a leprechaun catcher.


Silly and fun titles for people who love to spend time outdoors watching the clouds move over the sky on a sunny day.

  • Ant Catcher
    If you play your cards right and got the right tools, this job are among the easiest jobs ever. Fill a jar with jelly or put a cupcake inside it, sit down and wait for the ants to arrive, close the lid when the jar got the amount of ants inside that you think is right. Move the jar with the ants inside to a safe place and open the lid. Stay there and watch the ants get out of the jar. Go back to the place where you found the first ants. Rinse and repeat. Ant Catcher - also known as Ant Mover.

  • Bumble Bee Therapist
    If your friends ask you about this title it's up to your own imagination to fill in the work description. I find it likely that you will manage to do so if this title is truly yours to have.

  • Fresh Air Inspector
    If you love to go camping and relax out in fresh air, maybe you = Fresh Air Inspector?


  • Frost Bite Expert
    If you love to go fishing at a frozen lake and rather do that than almost anything else then this can be your title. If not fond of fishing in the winter - do you remember the trick involving a tounge and a iron pole, fence or ... is that you? Frost Bite Expert!


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Fake, Funny or Real?

You have to make up your own mind and pick the ones that fit YOU and your personality/work.

Icky, Risky or Fun titles.


  • Bad Breath Smeller
    Not a very common title. Could be used by guards at night clubs, pubs or clubs having to find out if a person have been drinking or not.

  • Elephant Poop Catcher
    Hey, even if there not are a lot of employees searching for highly qualified and perfectly trained Elephant Poop Catchers you can use the title. Unemployed, so... advertise your skills. Maybe any of the candidates for the upcoming Election need your special skills.

  • Man Cave Cleaner
    Risky and probably also icky - if you're not "The Man" just stay out of the Man Cave and let the owner of the Man Cave keep this title without competition.

  • Exiled Snark Baby
    Tossed out of your appartment or had to leave your latest job due to ... snarky comments? We're supposed to be honest, right? If so is the truth, why not add this title to your profile page even if it can be risky.

  • Dog Food Tester
    This title can fit both actuall jobs where a person test the dog food to make sure the quality is top notch, but can also be the title for the avid hot dog eater, the "I'll eat anything" person and a few other species of people. If you are a dog this belongs into the Food related titles, but if you are a human - it's either icky or risky. (have you ever tasted dog food? - risky? Make sure the dog are outside the house before you try to eat it's food!)

  • Nut Cracker Chief
     - I did not know if to put this title among the food related titles or the titles supposedly best for extroverts and silly people, so I landed it her in Icky, Risky and Fun to be on the safe side since nuts can have more than one interpretation.

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Tasty and/or Food / Drink related titles

and misc ...


  • Coffee Break Queen
    This title must be earned, and there can only be one Coffee Break Queen at any office. Work description involves telling funny jokes and drinking a lot of coffee. Popular title with fierce competition. Be prepared to protect your title on daily basis.

  • Corn Beef Taster.
    A fun title for corn beef loving people.

  • Bun Warmer
    If you work at a bakery I bet you have warmed a few buns. This title can also be used by bachelors, husbands and boyfriends.

  • Beer Ambassador.
    If you love to promote beer then you probably can add this title to your business card. You never know, maybe this title can open a few bottles of free beer for you if you show it to the owner of the local brewery? Try to offer your sevices at the local brewery you might... be able to get a few pints for free - or not. A lot of people work endless hours promoting beer at their local pub, at Myspace or Facebook. Why not add this title to your profile if you are among the Beer Ambassadors. You can be lucky and run into a pub owner offering you free beer. Con: Not many offer anything for free, so you can go many weeks without drinking beer at all if you insist on only drink beer you get for free while you're at work. Practise in your free time, pay if you must.

  • Carbonated beverage specialist

  • Director of Chocolate flavors
    If you love chocolate this title can explain why you have to purchase almost every chocolate bar and chocolate box you can afford. Purchase a tee or hat with this title - make people aware of your important job. Hey, it's a dull job, but someone got to do it, right?

  • Fridge Detective Dieter lurking in the kitchen at night after everybody else have gone to bed, or just thinking so much that your brain need more fuel all the time?

  • Pasta Hooligan

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“Did you find a title you fancy - go for it. Let me know witch one you picked in the guestbook below,”

Funny Fake or not Work titles

Grab yourself a brand new title.


  • Celebrity Divorcee Not sure if this is something for everyone as there are a limited supplies of celebrities, but if the hat fits - go ahead and grab it.

  • Couch Tester

  • Consultant of Leisure

  • Chick Sexer

  • Brain Picker

  • Dice Inspector
    Fancy a game of dice? Make sure to inspect the dice first. Hand out your "Dice Inspector" business card - and...

  • Domestic Engineer
    aka Housewife. Have you seen all the fancy machines in a kitchen? Yeah, then stop giggeling!. A housewife need to operate the machines on daily basis. So... Even the smallest piece of equipment almost demands you to go to school in order to be able to use them safely. I vote for Domestic Engineer.

  • Dust bunny commando Officer
    In charge of cleaning the floors at work or at home?

  • Former Computer Porn king
    You know who you are. Just make sure that your boss does not read your profile - this title ain't popular among employers, neither does most girlfriends fancy it...

  • Fresh Air Inspector
    Love to go camping and relax out in fresh air, maybe you = Fresh Air Inspector?

  • Former Underpants Model
    No need to explain this. Also known as "Over-the-Hill" syndrome. Often spotted at a beach close to your home.

  • Pillow rancher

  • Pro Diaper Changer

  • Professional Breathtaker

  • Professional Gum Chewer

  • Professional Nap taker

  • Professional Stockmarket Parasite

  • Professional Whistler

  • Machine Operator Viewer
    If you prefer to watch the machines rather than operating them. Grab this title today.

  • Former Crocodile Hunter
    Living in a country where "you" have hunted or captured all crocodiles? No more crocodiles thanks to you, right? This title can safely be used in countries where there are no crocodiles. If you are out of work, between jobs or don't want to share what you do for a living with the whole world this title might fit like a glove.

  • Chief Bat Trainer.
    A nice title for all of you that would just love to have a pet bat. A well trained bat are hard to find, so... this could also be an opportunity for the right person wanting to find a new occupation.

  • Knowledge Navigator
    A Teacher would in my opinion fit nicely into this title. With so much information available it's not just about finding information/knowledge anymore, but also learning how to navigate and learn what information that's worth keeping.

  • Laughter Therapist AKA Entertainer.
    If you love to entertain people and make them laugh you can switch the boring title Entertainer with Laughter Therapist.

  • Jester Tester
    Freelance. Hand for hire. The Jester Tester work very hard all day and night testing jokes, pranks and funny one-liners. This is done by telling the jokes to random people, visiting random pubs and bars testing the pranks and one-liners. If you hire a Jester Tester he or she can advice you on how to act and what jokes to avoid.
     

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Fake or Not. Grab yourself a brand new title.

Funny title to set as occupation on myspace


  • Waste Removal Engineer or Bin man

  • Weather Siren

  • Word of Mouth Marketing Manager

  • World's Fastest Omelette Maker

  • Wrinkle Chaser

  • Weed Farmer

  • Whiskey Ambassador

  • Waste Relocation Engineer

  • Wine Ambassador

  • Zombie Lord
    - any boss can grab this title if his or he employees does not... just for fun

  • Zombie Lady

  • Zombie Trainer


Misc Funny, Fake and Real Job Titles

  • 70's sex bomb

  • Knowledge Navigator
    A nice title for a professor or Teacher, can also be used for someone who know-all but prefer not to talk about it.

  • Mom/Dad
     = Chief Executive Officer in Charge of Everything including Taking Out the Garbage at Night.

  • New dad/new mom
    = Chief Cook & Bottle Washer
     

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When do you need a funny, fake or unusual title?

My guess would be never, but don't let that stop you from turning your profil page into something not every Jack or Jill got. Make it interesting so people got a reason to contact you, to start a conversation with you.
Get rid of - "currently unemployed", "bottle washer", "mom" and other boring titles.

  • stella-writes May 30, 2012 @ 11:29 pm | delete
    Funny and exciting idea
  • TheTravelGal May 22, 2012 @ 7:36 pm | delete
    Gave me a good giggle. Great idea.
  • Scrooge May 28, 2012 @ 4:38 am | delete
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  • aksem62 May 14, 2012 @ 2:54 pm | delete
    Great idea!
  • oceansky May 13, 2012 @ 8:21 pm | delete
    These really are funny, silly and weird titles for Facebook, Myspace and Yourspace. Great lens. You have been blessed.
  • AmeriYank Apr 1, 2012 @ 12:18 pm | delete
    Thanks for the smiles.
  • LiteraryMind Mar 31, 2012 @ 6:33 pm | delete
    Interesting ideas.
  • kashmier Mar 24, 2012 @ 8:42 pm | delete
    Great idea for a lens. I like your facebook store I have to check that one out
  • marciag Jan 26, 2012 @ 8:31 am | delete
    Haha funny ones here, lol.
  • Jilly Boo Jan 25, 2012 @ 4:45 pm | delete
    Im a Pro Zombie Assassin!
  • Go-Shopping Jan 25, 2012 @ 5:04 pm | delete
    Cool, I forgot that title - sorry. Will add it tomorrow. :-)
  • wordstock Jan 25, 2012 @ 8:37 am | delete
    I'll have to give some thought to updating my title. Thanks for the suggestions.
  • OhMe Jan 25, 2012 @ 7:43 am | delete
    These are some very funny titles!
  • wolfie10 Nov 13, 2011 @ 8:21 pm | delete
    :) very cute lens. certainly funny titles alright
  • karmicchristian Nov 13, 2011 @ 3:52 am | delete
    Funny occupations! Funny lens! Cool idea! :)
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