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  • domjohnson May 13, 2012 @ 7:10 am | delete
    Very funny :D
  • WallpaperKing Apr 30, 2012 @ 1:57 pm | delete
    Lovely! really keeps us laughing. Great one liners
  • sly Mar 16, 2012 @ 3:32 am | delete
    hehehehehe good 1 laughed ma ribs out
  • sheezie77 Jan 15, 2012 @ 4:30 pm | delete
    Very funny! thumbs up
  • Todayhaspower Dec 6, 2011 @ 4:17 pm | delete
    These are hilarious, great lens!
  • MaryStuart Dec 1, 2011 @ 11:35 am | delete
    Great collection! I'lll be laughing all day.
  • redleafloans Nov 25, 2011 @ 3:49 pm | delete
    Awesome lines! So funny!...:D
  • WayneDave Oct 22, 2011 @ 4:27 am | delete
    Very good lens. Hilarious. Some of these are fantastic. Thanks for sharing this.
  • shilpi Sep 21, 2011 @ 11:57 am | delete
    hailarious
  • anilsaini Sep 13, 2011 @ 3:28 am | delete
    great lens
  • jaya Sep 3, 2011 @ 12:15 pm | delete
    good ones
  • anaamhussain Aug 14, 2011 @ 3:23 pm | delete
    Loved it...tonnes of laughs :)
  • Jenny18 Aug 2, 2011 @ 7:42 am | delete
    Its Awesome lens, and made me lots of laugh, thanks.......:)
  • dexter-yarbrough Jul 29, 2011 @ 10:14 am | delete
    Really funny stuff here!
  • OrganicMom247 Jul 28, 2011 @ 8:33 pm | delete
    Fun lens, made me laugh, thank you.
  • JoshK47 Jul 12, 2011 @ 8:25 am | delete
    Great collection - the billion stars/wet paint one is one of my absolute favorite lines of all time. :)
  • good4us_all Jun 30, 2011 @ 3:42 pm | delete
    What a great resource! Any time I need a good laugh, I'll come here (bookmarked for future visits!). Thanks ...
    ;-)
  • VANILLAREY Jun 26, 2011 @ 5:31 am | delete
    Good collection. I like them when they are witty.
  • aliciamaggie54 Jun 22, 2011 @ 8:15 pm | delete
    LOL!!! Thanks for the good laugh.
  • KarleenMurray Jun 15, 2011 @ 8:18 pm | delete
    Thanks for sharing. We all need a good laugh sometimes.
  • whirlwind Jun 15, 2011 @ 9:22 am | delete
    Nice lens; I especially like the "I work for Money" cat cup.
  • cametu Jun 15, 2011 @ 1:47 am | delete
    Wow love your lens.
  • pheonix76 Jun 13, 2011 @ 3:17 pm | delete
    These made me laugh!! Most of the one-liners I've heard have been completely cheesy, but you have a great selection here. :D Nice lens.
  • arrogantwriter Jun 13, 2011 @ 1:36 pm | delete
    This is awesome.
  • Francine May 25, 2011 @ 10:25 pm | delete
    One liners are sometimes sarcastic and that is what makes it really catchy. Great lens you have here!

    yoga for high blood pressure
  • darshan May 25, 2011 @ 11:44 am | delete
    nice lens.... very funny....
  • annmackiemiller May 10, 2011 @ 4:38 pm | delete
    very good - thanks
  • MyAroma May 9, 2011 @ 8:57 am | delete
    This lens is brilliant, thank you for making me laugh :)
  • supernovas18 Apr 30, 2011 @ 1:23 am | delete
    Hahahah... So freakin' hilarious...!!
  • BizGuides Mar 27, 2011 @ 7:19 am | delete
    Great Fun!
  • Tara Mar 16, 2011 @ 1:49 am | delete
    Very funny one liners..
  • PeteSchultz Mar 7, 2011 @ 9:30 am | delete
    I lkaughed
  • thesuccess Feb 11, 2011 @ 5:07 pm | delete
    I was your squidoo like 90! I'll not be your last!
  • Jan 27, 2011 @ 10:42 pm | delete
    Great lens! Lots of Laughter! Enjoyed it! Thank You!
  • poddys Jan 24, 2011 @ 10:04 am | delete
    Very funny, and I love the layout too. Lensrolled to my Daily Joke and other Humor lenses.
  • joanv334 Jan 24, 2011 @ 1:21 am | delete
    Thanks for sharing!
  • photofk3 Jan 19, 2011 @ 5:58 am | delete
    This lens is hilarious. Thank you for making me laugh.
  • AllPurposePapoon Jan 18, 2011 @ 10:40 pm | delete
    I've recently created a lense based on a one liner, so if you get a chance, "Chug on over to Mamby Pamby Land and get your self confidence back you Jackwagon." I read your lense after a few beers and it was a nice experience. Added this lense as a like and to my lenseroll.
  • jackiebolen Dec 30, 2010 @ 7:39 pm | delete
    Great site, thank you!
  • mantasticman Dec 26, 2010 @ 10:41 pm | delete
    This is great! Some funny stuff!

    Constipated people don't give a crap.

    http://www.squidoo.com/man-tastic
  • DaMan Dec 15, 2010 @ 8:31 pm | delete
    My advice to my best friend being down for his failing marrriage: "A first class hooker costs far less than your wife or any wife, looks far better, has far more tricks, nags far less, and is far more honest about faking so why do you continue to put up with her? Sheesh, she is right you are an idiot!"
  • Tipi Dec 13, 2010 @ 5:56 pm | delete
    I wonder where I've been, hadn't heard most of these and you did get me smiling along with a couple lol's, goal met! Fun!
  • randomperson Dec 10, 2010 @ 8:57 pm | delete
    made my day :D
  • anchorman-quotes Dec 1, 2010 @ 1:44 am | delete
    I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. Love it thanks
  • theconditionpodcast Nov 17, 2010 @ 8:28 pm | delete
    'We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police' - love it!
  • Rewards4life Nov 17, 2010 @ 12:55 am | delete
    Made me chuckle a few times! Thanks!
  • roslyne Nov 15, 2010 @ 6:55 am | delete
    thanks for making me laugh today,lovely
  • KM9999999 Nov 13, 2010 @ 12:44 am | delete
    You've got some good ones on here. Nice lens.
  • lizziebeth Nov 9, 2010 @ 11:28 pm | delete
    These funny one-liners are hilarious! I enjoyed reading them so much. I used one for a status message too. :-) (good idea...)
  • ZazzleEnchante Nov 6, 2010 @ 12:50 am | delete
    Great collection of funny one-liners! And whats more, there are 12 more pages of it! Blessed by a SquidAngel!
  • Ener-G Nov 5, 2010 @ 9:22 pm | delete
    What a great topic for a lens. Blessed by an angel.
  • vohraaish Nov 4, 2010 @ 5:49 am | delete
    loved it!! hilarious!:)
  • mud18 Nov 2, 2010 @ 8:41 pm | delete
    really awesome funny lines....
  • italianizeyourself Oct 14, 2010 @ 7:40 pm | delete
    That was really funny. I like "A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip." It's so true.
  • TheGoodSource101 Oct 13, 2010 @ 10:55 am | delete
    The Funny Man!
    Great Lens!
  • Marijoyce Oct 10, 2010 @ 6:09 pm | delete
    This lens made me laugh out loud. Thanks. Good job.
  • puzzlemaker Oct 9, 2010 @ 9:22 pm | delete
    LOL!!! Good ones!
  • emcueto Oct 3, 2010 @ 8:19 am | delete
    very fun page! =))
  • WeddingZazzle Oct 2, 2010 @ 7:07 pm | delete
    LOL
  • Petstrel Sep 15, 2010 @ 12:34 pm | delete
    I love oneliners :)
  • LindaJM Sep 13, 2010 @ 5:06 pm | delete
    A very useful and *funny* page! Yes, you got me laughing!
  • pyle_mountain Sep 10, 2010 @ 7:53 am | delete
    Very funny, one of my favorite lenses ever! Did you already know most of these or did you research this to find them?
  • skiesgreen Sep 8, 2010 @ 9:34 pm | delete
    Very funny one liners and great takes on life. *-*Blessed*-* and featured on Sprinkled with Stardust
  • BevsPaper Sep 7, 2010 @ 8:13 am | delete
    Really funny one liners...you made me chuckle more than once! Blessed by a Squid Angel today.
  • howdoyouspellstupid Aug 28, 2010 @ 10:42 pm | delete
    Hysterical site!! I love these one-liners. I'll definitely use some of these. Thanks!
  • BlahhDeBlahh;xo Aug 7, 2010 @ 11:55 am | delete
    theyre well funny
    while reading them i typed most of em up to my best friend cos we were talking
    love them!
  • Harvey Aug 6, 2010 @ 11:50 pm | delete
    Its too funny....i loved it....
  • PeteSchultz Jun 11, 2010 @ 1:07 pm | delete
    fun humor, I love one-liners, and you have lots of fun ones. clean-mostly-too.
  • Jun 2, 2010 @ 10:03 am | delete
    hahaha this is very funny.. il recommend this to my friend

    harvey of kasabihan
  • MissPuppy May 5, 2010 @ 8:07 pm | delete
    Very funny! Very good and entertaining lens.
  • GonnaFly May 5, 2010 @ 12:48 am | delete
    Hahaha. Very entertaining lens!
  • FelicityLuckey Apr 29, 2010 @ 9:38 pm | delete
    Great selection of really funny one-liners! I love "the proof that girls are evil." 5* Thanks for the laughs ; )
  • GuyB Apr 17, 2010 @ 5:52 pm | delete
    Great one liners. I grew up in a tough neighborhood...it was 3 for flinching.
  • hsahay Mar 20, 2010 @ 3:40 am | delete
    good one liners
  • hsahay Mar 20, 2010 @ 3:37 am | delete
    good one liners
  • emmalarkins Mar 5, 2010 @ 1:37 pm | delete
    Great funny lens! Love the humor!
  • hankasawat Jan 26, 2010 @ 9:51 pm | delete
    Awesome collection you've here. Had me laughing good. 5 stars for you!
  • KittyKartell Jan 20, 2010 @ 11:03 pm | delete
    Thanks for the laughs!!
    ?I don't really think, I just walk.?
    Paris Hilton
    Great funny quotes here
    Short Funny Quotes
  • stacy_mcdaniel Dec 29, 2009 @ 10:09 am | delete
    Funny lens! I love one liners.
  • lakshyaa Dec 3, 2009 @ 3:20 am | delete
    Hilarious! Wonderful collection of one-liners.
  • Webcodes Dec 1, 2009 @ 7:14 pm | delete
    Thank you for the laughter. 5*
  • lasertek Nov 24, 2009 @ 8:16 pm | delete
    Nice! You definitely made my day. Thanks for coming up with this lens and for putting up as much funny one-liners. Will share this to my friends.

    Hope you could visit my lenses as well. Thanks
  • Jewelsofawe Nov 22, 2009 @ 7:52 pm | delete
    I love humor! Blessed by an angel!
  • sema Nov 17, 2009 @ 12:38 am | delete
    Great oneliners!had a good laugh!5*
    Thank you
    sema
  • schraderj23 Nov 13, 2009 @ 10:00 am | delete
    This lens is fantastic! One to keep coming back to....5****** for u!
  • Nikhil Nov 11, 2009 @ 7:21 am | delete
    Very funny quotes my friend
  • Pryzym Nov 7, 2009 @ 6:17 pm | delete
    Made me laugh.
    Thanx!
  • divacratus Nov 5, 2009 @ 4:37 am | delete
    Thanks for the wonderful feedback! :)
  • jgelien Oct 30, 2009 @ 11:30 am | delete
    Hilarious selections. You made my day. 5 Stars
  • luvmyludwig Oct 25, 2009 @ 3:44 pm | delete
    Great Job! loved it!
  • poutine Oct 24, 2009 @ 11:56 am | delete
    Close Funny One Liners has been added tothe following lens:
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  • poutine Oct 24, 2009 @ 11:54 am | delete
    You've got a lot of great lines here in this lens.

    I really enjoyed reading them all.

    Poutine
  • Jewelsofawe Oct 24, 2009 @ 12:21 am | delete
    Fun!
  • divacratus Oct 14, 2009 @ 10:56 am | delete
    Thanks a lot for your feedback! :)
  • JessicaRabb Sep 29, 2009 @ 1:48 pm | delete
    funny lens, it kept me giggling all the way down. lol
  • Supreet Tare Sep 29, 2009 @ 1:33 pm | delete
    Early to bad and early to rise, and your gal is roaming around with other guys.
  • Jason211 Sep 29, 2009 @ 12:54 pm | delete
    That was great! 5 starts
  • hayleylou Sep 28, 2009 @ 4:06 pm | delete
    Great fun lens, 5 stars

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