Top 100 Funny Ornaments for Your Christmas Tree
Will Your Tree Have A Funny Ornament?
Many of the ornaments here are available for purchase either directly from the artist who created them at Zazzle or from Amazon
Whether you came to browse or buy, I hope you enjoy a funny ornament here.
The ice skating moose are available below.
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Funny Food Ornaments
Funny Chocolate Dessert Ornament

This is one of my favorite ornaments, as it applies so nicely to my life. It is simply an ornament of a chocolate bar embellished with glitter on the top and the following saying below: "Inside of me there is a skinny lady...Chocolate will shut her up" It is approximately 3"H x 3"W, constructed from resin and it is ready-to-hang with a gold cord.
Funny Dessert Christmas Ornament "Chocolate Will Shut Her Up"![]()
Funny Sports Themed Ornaments
A Collection of Ornaments for the Hunter in the Family
Double Entendres and Other Naughty Ornaments
(Don't worry, not too naughty)
Tootin Santa Farting Santa Butt Holiday Ornament
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Tootin Santa Farting Santa Butt Holiday Ornament
Amazon Price: $14.95 (as of 05/31/2012)![]()
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Tootin Tushies Farting Reindeer Ornament
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Tootin Tushies Farting Reindeer Ornament
Amazon Price: $11.90 (as of 05/31/2012)![]()
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"Bless My Bloomers" Ornament
"Bless My Bloomers!" Funny Gardening Christmas Ornament #W30109
Amazon Price: $5.99 (as of 05/31/2012)![]()
List Price: $0.00
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Ornamanets With A Bit of Drinking Humor
Just Funny Ornaments
Funny Senior Ornaments - Gotta Laugh at Getting Older!
Senility Prayer Ornament
Perfect gift for older folk with a good sense of humor
Senility Prayer Stoneware Plaque Ornament - Funny Birthday Gift - Made in America
Amazon Price: $12.99 (as of 05/31/2012)![]()
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Funny Animal Ornaments
"Chick-Fil-A" Cow Ornaments
- Burgerz Worse Than Frootcake"
- "Santa Prefurs Milk and Chikin"
- "Nix Burgerz or We Start Karolling"
An Ornament for "Caddyshack" Fans
Hallmark Golf Caddyshack Ornament Teed-off Gopher Brand NIB 2009 Christmas
Amazon Price: $39.99 (as of 05/31/2012)![]()
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Garfield Resin Plaque Ornaments
- Just Pretend I Am Not Listening
- Can't You Read My Body Language
- Maturity is Overrated
3" RESIN GARFIELD ORNAMENT ASSORTMENT
Amazon Price: $15.00 (as of 05/31/2012)![]()
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More Funny Ornaments
Funny Personalized Ornaments
More Fun Personalized Ornaments
(Not really "funny" but they all made me smile
Baby's 1st Christmas Personalized Train Christmas Tree Ornament
Price: 12.95
Penguin Kisses Personalized Christmas Tree Ornament
Price: 12.95
White Mantle Stockings Personalized Christmas Tree Ornament
Price: 12.95
Gone Fishing Personalized Christmas Tree Ornament
Price: 12.95
Dog Bone Personalized Christmas Tree Ornament
Price: 12.95
King of the Grill Personalized Christmas Tree Ornament
Price: 12.95
My Favorite Fishing Ornament
(and it's personalized)

"Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Tell big lies." Sounds like a few anglers I know. This resin Fisherman Ornament is individually hand painted and personalized. It will make a great gift for the angler that loves to spin a yarn and create Tall Tails of their fishing adventures. It includes FREE personalization with any name & year.
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CoachJoey
Dec 26, 2011 @ 8:58 am | delete
- good stuff! might have to grab a funny ornament for next year! Hope everyone had a great Christmas this year!
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BusyQueen
Dec 21, 2011 @ 5:28 am | delete
- Oh, I love the funny hot dog ornaments, now that is crazy. Love your lens too. Thanks :)
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sandyspider
Dec 20, 2011 @ 9:11 pm | delete
- Blessed! Please add this to my Christmas Gifts and Blessings lens.
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SheWritesaLot
Dec 15, 2011 @ 3:22 pm | delete
- Love the Tootin' Tooshies and the Caddyshack ornaments. What a fun lens!
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fugeecat
Dec 6, 2011 @ 2:13 pm | delete
- I love the skating mouse. They are so much fun.
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angielichtenstein
Nov 29, 2011 @ 9:22 pm | delete
- Great lens! I love it!
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starzraven Nov 27, 2011 @ 11:29 pm | delete
- Great collection! :)
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savenlives
Nov 27, 2011 @ 9:04 am | delete
- love it!!
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Donna Stein
Dec 2, 2010 @ 6:05 pm | delete
- LOL - dog poo ornament
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Gail47
Nov 26, 2010 @ 7:18 pm | delete
- So cute! Love a few humorous ornaments on the tree.
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