Top 100 Funny Ornaments for Your Christmas Tree

Will Your Tree Have A Funny Ornament?

I love to laugh, especially around the holiday season. If you do too, and you are you looking to lighten up your Christmas tree this year with a funny ornament, then you have come to the right spot. I have looked at thousands of Christmas ornaments, and have collected the top 100 that made me laugh.

Many of the ornaments here are available for purchase either directly from the artist who created them at Zazzle or from Amazon, but there are also several from a variety of on-line store. .

Whether you came to browse or buy, I hope you enjoy a funny ornament here.

The ice skating moose are available below.

Countdown to Christmas Day

Christmas Day: December 25, 2012

Funny Food Ornaments

Funny Chocolate Dessert Ornament



This is one of my favorite ornaments, as it applies so nicely to my life. It is simply an ornament of a chocolate bar embellished with glitter on the top and the following saying below: "Inside of me there is a skinny lady...Chocolate will shut her up" It is approximately 3"H x 3"W, constructed from resin and it is ready-to-hang with a gold cord.

Funny Dessert Christmas Ornament "Chocolate Will Shut Her Up"

Food, Coffe And Drinking Humor Ornaments

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Beer Ornament (double sided) ornament Weenie People ornamentIt's 5 O'Clock Somewhere ornament

I Need Coffee Work Sucks ornamentDieting Sucks I Want Chocolate ornamentDaybreak Coffee Club ornament

Funny Sports Themed Ornaments

Funny Sports Ornaments

I Let Her Shop So She Wont Complain About Fishing ornament I Let Her Shop So I Cant Hunt More ornamentFishing - Its All About How You Swing Your Pole ornamentSHUT UP AND FISH ornament

A Collection of Ornaments for the Hunter in the Family

Hunters have their one sense of humor and therefore need their own special set of ornaments. Here are few of the most popular hunting ornaments.
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Double Entendres and Other Naughty Ornaments

(Don't worry, not too naughty)

Tootin Santa Farting Santa Butt Holiday Ornament

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Tootin Santa Farting Santa Butt Holiday Ornament

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Tootin Tushies Farting Reindeer Ornament

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Tootin Tushies Farting Reindeer Ornament

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"Bless My Bloomers" Ornament

A bit of floral fun, with a twist of words.

"Bless My Bloomers!" Funny Gardening Christmas Ornament #W30109

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Rude Ornaments Are Funny Too!

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Ornamanets With A Bit of Drinking Humor

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Just Funny Ornaments

Add A Funny Ornament to Your Tree

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Ho ho ho christmas humor ornamentTake This Snow Ornament ornamentSanta and Deer Odd Couple Ornament ornament

Chocolate Kiss Cookies Smile Ornament ornamentFunny Santa Claus Suit Ornament ornament Happy smiling smiley ornament - yellow ornamentHoney Badger Don't Care For Christmas ornament

Cold Christmas Caroler Ornament ornamentChristmas Stocking Cat, oval Christmas Ornament ornamentSnow Bites Ornament ornament

Keep Calm and Reboot ornament Christmas Ninja ornament ornament What Happens In The Man Cave Keepsake Ornament ornament

Treble Maker Keepsake Ornament ornament TEE Genie Free ornament YachTees_

Elf Snowball Fight Ornament ornamentFunny Snowman White Bellied Caique Ornament ornamentVintage Santa Claus & a Coal Stove Burner Ornament ornament

Political Humor Ornament

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George W. Bush - Miss Me Yet? ornamenteh canada day ornament

Funny "Family" Ornaments

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who needs santa when you have grandma ornamentFunny family Christmas ornament


Get In Line For The Princess Keepsake Ornament ornament

Funny Senior Ornaments - Gotta Laugh at Getting Older!

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Senility Prayer Ornament

Perfect gift for older folk with a good sense of humor

"Senility Prayer - Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked. The good fortune to run into the people I do like. The eyesight to tell the difference."

Senility Prayer Stoneware Plaque Ornament - Funny Birthday Gift - Made in America

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Funny Animal Ornaments

Ice Skating Moose of Thailand



Don't you just love Mr. & Mrs. Ice Skating Moose. They are handmade and are a traditional fabric ornament of Thailand.

Ice Skating Moose Christmas Ornaments - $19.99

"Chick-Fil-A" Cow Ornaments

A dozen funny cows, each toting a sandwich board with one of three funny saying including:
  • Burgerz Worse Than Frootcake"
  • "Santa Prefurs Milk and Chikin"
  • "Nix Burgerz or We Start Karolling"

Club Pack of 12 "Chick-Fil-A" Cow Funny Saying Christmas Ornaments

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An Ornament for "Caddyshack" Fans

If you loved the movie Caddyshack, you will love this gopher ornament. It may have officially been a 2009 keepsake from Hallmark, but I think it is a timeless classic.

Hallmark Golf Caddyshack Ornament Teed-off Gopher Brand NIB 2009 Christmas

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Garfield Resin Plaque Ornaments

Three Designs:
  • Just Pretend I Am Not Listening
  • Can't You Read My Body Language
  • Maturity is Overrated

3" RESIN GARFIELD ORNAMENT ASSORTMENT

Amazon Price: $15.00 (as of 05/31/2012)Buy Now

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Funny Personalized Ornaments

My Favorite Fishing Ornament

(and it's personalized)



"Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all day, Tell big lies." Sounds like a few anglers I know. This resin Fisherman Ornament is individually hand painted and personalized. It will make a great gift for the angler that loves to spin a yarn and create Tall Tails of their fishing adventures. It includes FREE personalization with any name & year.

Fishing Plaque Personalized Ornament - $12.95

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  • CoachJoey Dec 26, 2011 @ 8:58 am | delete
    good stuff! might have to grab a funny ornament for next year! Hope everyone had a great Christmas this year!
  • BusyQueen Dec 21, 2011 @ 5:28 am | delete
    Oh, I love the funny hot dog ornaments, now that is crazy. Love your lens too. Thanks :)
  • sandyspider Dec 20, 2011 @ 9:11 pm | delete
    Blessed! Please add this to my Christmas Gifts and Blessings lens.
  • SheWritesaLot Dec 15, 2011 @ 3:22 pm | delete
    Love the Tootin' Tooshies and the Caddyshack ornaments. What a fun lens!
  • fugeecat Dec 6, 2011 @ 2:13 pm | delete
    I love the skating mouse. They are so much fun.
  • angielichtenstein Nov 29, 2011 @ 9:22 pm | delete
    Great lens! I love it!
  • starzraven Nov 27, 2011 @ 11:29 pm | delete
    Great collection! :)
  • savenlives Nov 27, 2011 @ 9:04 am | delete
    love it!!
  • Donna Stein Dec 2, 2010 @ 6:05 pm | delete
    LOL - dog poo ornament
  • Gail47 Nov 26, 2010 @ 7:18 pm | delete
    So cute! Love a few humorous ornaments on the tree.
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