Funny Pie Charts
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Funny Pie Charts Collection
This is a collection of the funny pie charts I found while surfing the web.
Somehow I can spend whole hours browsing through these charts and never get bored.
Go ahead and browse through some of the categories I used to organize these funny pie charts.
Oh, and do remember to vote in the polls / duels :)
Zombies!
Funny Pie Charts about Zombies
You know 'em and you've grown to like 'em. Zombies.They are everywhere, from movies to computer games.
Here are a few funny pie charts I found relating to zombies. Have fun and vote for a more accurate statistical pie chart result.
Brainzzz!!!
What would a zombie do?
brainzzz....
Would zombies really
Eat your flesh, your brain and moan?
brainzzz says:
I prefer brains. I also prefer http://imgflip.com/piemaker to graphjam
Tolovaj says:
All that AND dance with MJ:)
BusyMOM says:
they need brains to dance, which is why they want to eat them.
Jackson says:
I want to eat you
fashionality says:
I'd say both. But if I had to choose, then this one.
GetSillyProductions says:
They definitely want the brains, but I'll just climb some stairs and escape
fanfreluche says:
I agree...brains!
oldiesmusicnut says:
The only good zombie is a... wait... uh...
lorindaleigh says:
nom nom nom
AWildDog says:
What can I say, I'm sort of traditional like that...
Dance with Michael Jackson?
ADDI says:
YES!!
XD says:
HAHAHA
eggnose says:
lol
bobby says:
using this for a school project legit :) :b
Hilrey says:
Haha nice i laughed inside when i read that
Lalalal says:
Hahaha dance
DrinkWorkshop says:
All zombies dream of dancing with Michael Jackson.
Hardeep says:
Ha ha very funny:)
beerhead says:
Just moon walk away.
Amelia7410 says:
more fun this way
Satisfied Customer Comment:
I have not read a single self-help book in my life and have been grateful that it has never been a calling of mine. Sure, a few business class reads about the habits of this and who moved my cheese and so on, but THIS is THE tome for the person who needs a whole life makeover.
Nothing can compare to becoming a zombie as a way to helping yourself. Zombies are Zen, they are pure and do not deviate. We can all learn a great deal by studying everything there is to know about zombies and trying to emulate them. Well, except for the eating of brains part.
But the idea here is to have the focus, the raw determination, the lack of concern for minor or even major details. All of it must be disposed of in the face of complete zombification.[...]
What Would I Do During A Zombie Apocalypse
Would you
Seek Refuge, Get Weapons, Raid Shops for Food and Make A Video Diary?
Tolovaj says:
I would run like a wind!
beerhead says:
Find refuge somewhere surrounded by water I don't think Zombie's can swim.
Tipi says:
I'm still standing right behind the777group to be safe!
the777group says:
Oh and Tweet with #zombies invasion.
poddys says:
I agree, I would be concerned for my safety, and would be ordering the biggest baddest chainsaw that money could buy.
AWildDog says:
As much as I would be interested in what was actually happening, in reality I would be thinking about my safety!
Get Really Excited That "It's Actually Happening!"?
BusyMOM says:
because it takes less energy...
magicgeniewishlist says:
mmm, thats a hard one... probably both! But one thing I would do is if I shot one, I wouldn't just do it once and wait for them to come back to life, I would make sure it wasn't coming back!!! I dont like movies that dont, DIR, they are not going to go down easy!
tagsforkids says:
I'll go with getting excited, because that must mean i'm dreaming, and finally getting a good night's sleep!
LisaAuch says:
I would get really exited and raid shops for food!!!!
patrunjel says:
woopeee! Get me my sawed-off !! :))
andaluana says:
This is because all of those zombie movies :))
patrunjel says:
wooppee!!! It is happenning. Get me zee bazooka!!!!
Unsure about what to do?
Read the Guide: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Zompoc: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Amazon Price: $14.61 (as of 05/31/2012)
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse Info:
Meticulously researched and vigorously detailed this important survival manual is the most detailed and up-to-date book you will find to keep you and your family safe during the Zompoc (Zombie Apocalypse).
This book is unique in its coverage of all Zombie strains from the viral infected fast zombies through to the shambling re-animated undead. All subjects from zombie identification, first-aid, escape techniques, household defence, combat techniques and raiding through to bartering, supplies, vehicle modification, weapons and convoy structure are all covered in great detail.
With this book you can prepare for the day the Zompoc strikes and be ready to fight back and eradicate the Zombie menace from our streets. This book is illustrated throughout and even contains full plans and instructions for a post-Zompoc rebuilding of civilisation!
Things That An Average Person Would Do During A Zombie Apocalypse
They would
Kill zombies, discover a cure, find their missing loved one and finally escape to the open ocean?
rorymullen says:
Kill Kill Kill with my trusty keyboard
beerhead says:
Well from the 2 choice's I guess I'd have to kill them.
magicgeniewishlist says:
I'm all for saving the day, it's either that, or just shoot me now!
Tipi says:
Okay, jumping sides here! I'm on poddy's team now, let's rock!
tagsforkids says:
Would the average person be aware it was happening?? :)
poddys says:
Definitely need to band together for safety.
patrunjel says:
let's not forget they are pretty slow-moving and not quite smart :D
Taste Delicious!
Tolovaj says:
Del.icio.us.!
fanfreluche says:
I don't know if I will taste delicious, but I don't think they would care much
Andrea_RM says:
Definitely!
the777group says:
I've seen too many zombie movies to think that I might escape.
patrunjel says:
but let's not forget there are lot of zombies... so I would be a bit stringy tasing :)
GeoffSteen says:
Let's face it, I'm not Bruce Willis.
patrunjel says:
Yum! braaiiinnzzz....
The Zombie Survival Guide
A must read if you feel the Zombie Apocalypse closing in
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
Amazon Price: $6.74 (as of 05/30/2012)
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead Info:
In this outrageous parody of a survival guide, Saturday Night Live staff writer Brooks prepares humanity for its eventual battle with zombies. One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here: he outlines virtually every possible zombie-human encounter, drafts detailed plans for defense and attack and outlines past recorded attacks dating from 60,000 B.C. to 2002.
In planning for that catastrophic day when "the dead rise," Brooks urges readers to get to know themselves, their bodies, their weaponry, their surroundings and, just in case, their escape routes. Some of the book's more amusing aspects are the laughable analyses Brooks proposes on all aspects of zombiehood, and the specificity with which he enumerates the necessary actions for survival-i.e., a member of an anti-zombie team must be sure to have with him at all times two emergency flares, a signaling mirror, daily rations, a personal mess kit and two pairs of socks.
Comic, though unnecessarily exhaustive, this is a good bet for Halloween gag gifts and fans of Bored of the Rings-esque humor. 100 line drawings.
Things to do during zombie apocalypse
During a zombie apocalypse, you would
Hide from zombies, kill zombies to survive, kill zombies for fun
momsfunny says:
hide, zombies scare me
rorymullen says:
Kill zombies for fun of course...
beerhead says:
A combination of the 3.
Tipi says:
Still on poddy's team until that hot chick thing happens ~ I'm just not into that end of it but that might be a good time to plant a garden or something!
poddys says:
The second coluimn sounds good, but I would be more concerned about killing zombies, then when it's safe, locate the hot chicks that are left.
Kill zombies to save a hot chick and then make out
boss22 says:
fuckk shit up
amy says:
have sex
Tolovaj says:
That's the whole point, right?
magicgeniewishlist says:
Oh for sure, hot chick it is... hahaha
tagsforkids says:
OK, now i *know* I'm dreaming!
Things that an average person THINKS they would do during a zombie apocalypse (but wouldn't)
What people THINK they would do
and what they ACTUALLY would do during a zombie apocalypse
Turn their house into an impenetrable zombie-proof fortress with nails from a kitchen drawer and boards they find lying around the house, loot the local Walmart for supplies, assemble a band of misfits who never get infected and deliver headshot after headshot without ever running out of ammo!
beerhead says:
Make an impenetrable fortress.
magicgeniewishlist says:
And make out with the hot chick of course :)
Tipi says:
Going for the perpetual head shots!
poddys says:
Definitely not curl up in a ball.
LisaAuch says:
curll up in a ball "please dont hurt me please dont hurt me
Do ANYTHING besides curl up in a little ball in the corner of the room and mumble something in the lines of "That guy just ATE that other guy!"
Tolovaj says:
I think it would be better to be active. Maybe join zombies undercover?
tagsforkids says:
I'm not sure at my age i can still curl up in a ball!
Music
Funny Pie Charts about Music
According to Wikipedia music is an art form whose medium is sound. Common elements of music are pitch (which governs melody and harmony), rhythm (and its associated concepts tempo, meter, and articulation), dynamics, and the sonic qualities of timbre and texture.And now for the fun pie chart part of the music category. Little funny things we might not notice in our daily lives when it comes to music listening or remembering lyrics.
Changing the volume of music
When changing music volume
I turn it either up or down because someone else complains or I change the volume to match the song's beat or simply change it to a random value
Ally says:
If someone tells me to turn it down I turn it up and say, "What? I can't hear you over my music!"
Tolovaj says:
Level is just never right for me:(
I actually want to get my music to the desired volume
beerhead says:
Listen to it at my desired volume unless my wife complain's.
magicgeniewishlist says:
Just turn it on and listen to it.
Tipi says:
I prefer perfection!
tagsforkids says:
Yeah, gotta go with my own level, though I would be nice and turn it down if someone complained.
poddys says:
It's got to sound right to me - that's the most important.
Contents of Ke$ha songs
Ke$ha songs
Contain lyrics which might make some sense or not
It's just random autotuned mumbling
beerhead says:
Not sure what ke$ha songs are. But if it keeps the Zombies away it's for me.
magicgeniewishlist says:
It's just random autotuned mumbling
Tipi says:
Another ditto!
tagsforkids says:
I'll ditto the "who"?
poddys says:
Who?
How much of Song 2 people sing along to
How much of Song 2
do you actually know to sing along to
Whoo hoo!
momsfunny says:
Not really
DrinkWorkshop says:
There's other words to the song?
beerhead says:
Not much.
magicgeniewishlist says:
Dont know all of it, but my 2 year old son was loving it!
Tipi says:
A little blurry....
tagsforkids says:
Yup...it's a blur alright!
poddys says:
Who? What?
The whole song
Tolovaj says:
Full monty!
AWildDog says:
Once I remember the lyrics that is. It might take the first minute for me to do so.
GeoffSteen says:
Except that in my rendition, the rest of the song goes 'nur nur nur nur nur...'
How to wake Lady Gaga from a nap
Lady Gaga - Poker Face
Well... how?
Yell her name, shake her, pour ice water in the bed, set an alarm clock
Tolovaj says:
Why wake her?
magicgeniewishlist says:
If it doesn't work, at least it would be funny to see :)
Tipi says:
I don't think she is wake-able! Never cared for poking...but she seems to feast on any attention....
tagsforkids says:
Since I'm obviously dreaming once again, the ice water stunt bit like fun!
P-p-p-poke her face! :)
blubblub says:
ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha still laughing
momsfunny says:
ppppp oker face for sure
beerhead says:
Poke his face.
poddys says:
Talentless - when is her 15 minutes of fame up?
LisaAuch says:
I say poker face. My daughters joke for halloween was "how do you make Lady GaGa cry?......P-P-P-Pokerface!!!
says:
Poke, poke, poke. Who could resist?
What Ke$ha Likes
Ke$ha - TiK ToK
Ke$ha likes
vote!
Parts of a Song I know
My Chemical Romance - "Na Na Na"
Things people think I'll do because I like Heavy Metal
I Listen To Heavy Metal Therefore I Can
Video games
Funny Pie Charts about Video Games
A short collection on video games we play and some funny pie charts associated to them.A funny look on some behaviors we have when playing video games.
Don't forget to vote your opinion in each section. That way we can monitor the statistical accuracy of each pie chart, but it's also fun to vote and see the results.
Video games usernames
Usernames you usually choose
What happens when I "Rocket Jump" on Team Fortress 2?
Statistically speaking
When you play Tetris
When playing Tetris
Why I Buy Video Game Controllers
I buy video game controllers
Because I enjoy playing locally with friends
Tolovaj says:
Yep, pure joy!
magicgeniewishlist says:
I love playing video games!
Because I broke each and every one of them out of frustration
Dancer101 says:
i always break the controllers when i get angry at the game:) or i throw things at the t.v.. but my mom and dad are rich so they buy me more things like right after i break them:) i enjoy being spoiled.
momsfunny says:
not a gamer, But I would probably break them
beerhead says:
Just for my Wii after my kids break them.
Tipi says:
Not much of a gamer!
tagsforkids says:
Hasn't happened yet...but i do see the potential
LisaAuch says:
ARRRRRGGG!!!! i broke it because i lost arrg to the game station we go! lol
Anything to add?
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Tolovaj
Feb 3, 2012 @ 1:09 pm | delete
- Fun lens, thumbs up!
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BusyMOM
Dec 29, 2011 @ 7:54 pm | delete
- hilarious, hilarious and I'm still laughing...
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TheBestGadgets
Oct 24, 2011 @ 9:47 am | delete
- Great idea for a lens and really well done. Thumbs up and I've featured this lens on my lensography of the best funny pictures on squidoo: http://www.squidoo.com/best-funny-pictures
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SereneSea
May 11, 2011 @ 9:37 pm | delete
- Love the visual presentation of pie charts.
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momsfunny May 2, 2011 @ 2:09 pm | delete
- Pretty crazy lens.
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rorymullen
Apr 5, 2011 @ 8:13 am | delete
- Thanks for some humor this morning. I will be back to check up.
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kajohu Mar 27, 2011 @ 9:53 pm | delete
- Thoroughly enjoyed the different bits and pieces and pie charts and comments on this lens :-)
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termit_bronx
Jan 27, 2011 @ 4:42 am | delete
- You've packed a lot into this lens, nicely done!
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jp1978
Jan 26, 2011 @ 9:00 am | delete
- Haha these are funny!
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beerhead Jan 26, 2011 @ 7:35 am | delete
- Tough question's fun lens!
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- Tough question's fun lens!
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GetSillyProductions Jan 20, 2011 @ 2:28 am | delete
- good lord that's a lot of pie charts, great lens! I'll come back later and vote some more :)
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magicgeniewishlist
Jan 11, 2011 @ 6:06 pm | delete
- What great questions, thanks for a fun lens :)
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Andrea_RM
Jan 11, 2011 @ 9:39 am | delete
- This really made me laught, especially the zombie questions! :)
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TurtleDog70
Jan 7, 2011 @ 8:00 pm | delete
- My friend, this article is just way too much fun. Really great and one I haven't seen before. 10++
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