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Batter Up!

Batter Up!Practice

Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass!

Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass!Now Stupid!

Short Bus Driver

Short Bus DriverYep, I drive that bus.

I'm So Happy Here I Could Just Shit!

I'm So Happy Here I Could Just Shit!Just how my day's going!

Kids Of Smokers Inherit Sooner

Kids Of Smokers Inherit SoonerSo True.

I'm The Quiet Neighbor Who Owns The Big Freezer

I'm The Quiet Neighbor Who Owns The Big FreezerLet everyone know you're that "creepy" guy and ya better watch out.

I Just Killed A Clown

I Just Killed A ClownI hate clowns!

4 Letter Words

4 Letter WordsWhen you can't say it, but want to.

I Can't Fix Stupid

I Can't Fix StupidYea, some people are just fuck'n stupid.

Eat Shit!

Eat Shit!For people that can't read - here's the symbol.

04693 Days Since The Last Time I Gave A Shit

04693 Days Since The Last Time I Gave A ShitWhen's the last time you gave a shit?

This shirt has been censored due to overly sensitive people

This shirt has been censored due to overly sensitive peopleToo many sensitive people in the world.

Welcome To Your Future

Welcome To Your FutureGo ahead, ruin our world.

(This shirt is intentionally left blank)

(This shirt is intentionally left blank)Got nothin to say?

Funner Gooder Than Just Fun

Funner Gooder Than Just FunBestest!

I'm Here To F*ck Shit Up

I'm Here To Fuck Shit UpWatch out

PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY

PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITYYou tell them.

LIFE will be the DEATH of me yet

LIFE will be the DEATH of me yetLivin' life.

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos

Paddle Faster I Hear BanjosSqueal like a pig

You! Outta the Gene Pool

You! Outta the Gene PoolSome people should not reproduce.

Bro's Before Ho's

Bro's Before Ho'sBro's always stick together.

Jerks Need Lovin' Too!

Jerks Need Lovin' Too!Be nice to me.

Fast Food

Fast FoodMore pics for the idiots that can't read.

Pretentious Slob

Pretentious SlobProud of being a slob?

BLACKMAIL The Hobby That Pays

BLACKMAIL The Hobby That PaysA good way to make some quick cash.

I'm big in Japan

I'm big in JapanSo just how big are you?

Stop The Madness!

Stop The Madness!Please...Stop!

Incompatibility Quota

Incompatibility QuotaHigh IQ? Or High Incompatibility?

I See Dumb People

I See Dumb PeopleYea, the idiots are everywhere.

Gas Mask

Gas MaskSmelly farts?

Painter

PainterWhat color is your shirt?

Peace

PeacePeace.

I'm Slow

I'm SlowNeed it repeated?

Lucky Sperm

Lucky SpermAre you too lucky?

Don't Be A Square

Don't Be A SquareWell da

Fire Extinguisher

Fire ExtinguisherPees everywhere.

You're Gonna Regret It In The Morning!

You're Gonna Regret It In The Morning!Perfect for that stupid guy getting married.

Old School

Old SchoolDoing it right.

Crowd Surfing

Crowd SurfingSurf away!

Carpe Scrotum

Carpe ScrotumGrab life by the balls!

Marriage

MarriageWanna piss her off!

Boobies Make Me Smile!

Boobies Make Me Smile!Especially when they're up close!

Does Not Play Well With Others

Does Not Play Well With OthersYea, me neither.

As Seen In Jail

As Seen In JailFriends always bailing you out?

Bug Fixed

Bug FixedFor the computer geeks.

I read your email

I read your emailBe Creepy.

Think Outside The Box

Think Outside The BoxOr are you cheating?

Recycle I Wore This Yesterday

Recycle I Wore This YesterdayShirt stink? Don't Care?

My Kids' ATM Machine

My Kids' ATM MachineYea, they'll suck the life out of you too.

When Work Feels Overwhelming Remember That You're Gonna Die

When Work Feels Overwhelming Remember That You're Gonna DieNow there's a positive thought!

Scratch 'N' Sniff

Scratch 'N' SniffSmell Good?

Bugsy Chick

Bugsy ChickYea, I'd do her

FU University

FU UniversityMy favorite

Warning Assholes Are Closer Than They Appear

Warning Assholes Are Closer Than They AppearThey're Everywhere!

Will Work For Head!

Will Work For Head!Always

Blow Me!

Blow Me!Now!

My Brain Hurts!

My Brain Hurts!Ouch!

Mustache Rides Free

Mustache Rides FreeGetty Up

Evil Inside

Evil InsideJust inside

Pussy Chicken

Pussy Chickenshit!

Single On Tour

Single On TourCome all ye fans

T'Hell With The Dog Beware Of Owner!

T'Hell With The Dog Beware Of Owner!beware

I'm #1 So Why Try Harder?

I'm #1 So Why Try Harder?Need I say more?

Slacker 24 7

Slacker 24 7yep, that's me

FAT Kids are HARDER to KIDNAP

FAT Kids are HARDER to KIDNAPSo true.

Beer Pong Champ

Beer Pong ChampI Rule!

Virgins 6

Virgins 6Keepin' track

Someone is reading my shirt.

Someone is reading my shirt.Creepy

Does This Shirt Make Me Look Drunk?

Does This Shirt Make Me Look Drunk?Well, does it?

I'd Rather Be A Smart Ass Than A Dumb Shit

I'd Rather Be A Smart Ass Than A Dumb ShitHow many dumb shits do you know?

I Used To Be F*cking Stupid But Then We Broke Up.

I Used To Be F*cking Stupid But Then We Broke Up.Yea, she's gone!

Innocent By Reason Of Insanity

Innocent By Reason Of InsanityFor the insane

Alien F*ck You

Alien F*ck YouBack at you

Pair Of Guns

Pair Of Gunsbang bang

Buck Off

Buck OffFor the animal lovers.

You Say Tomato I Say F*ck You

You Say Tomato I Say F*ck YouWhat do you say?

Dear Boss I Quit

Dear Boss I QuitWatch where you wear this shirt!

Coffee May Be Hot So Don't Be A Stupid Idiot!

Coffee May Be Hot So Don't Be A Stupid Idiot!They're out there!

Zombies

ZombiesDead People!

Two Guns Lady

Two Guns LadyPow! Pow!

Your Team Sucks

Your Team Sucksyea

Crosshairs

CrosshairsYour the target

Freebird

FreebirdLighters Ready

Lifeguard

LifeguardReady for mouth to mouth

Mom Is That You?

Mom Is That You?Don't you feel sorry for him?

The Police Never Think It's As Funny As You Do

The Police Never Think It's As Funny As You DoYou're under arrest

WTF

WTFWTF

Every One Is Out To Get You

Every One Is Out To Get YouLittle paranoid?

Have a NICE DAY!

Have a NICE DAY!Cause I'm having one of those days

Head Shot!

Head Shot!Be a Zombie Hero

Jesus Watches You Poop

Jesus Watches You Poopoh shit

If You Run You'll Only...Go To Jail Tired

If You Run You'll Only...Go To Jail TiredSo true

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  • onlineprintinghost Jan 13, 2011 @ 12:56 pm | delete
    funny quotes are really very funny.. good work you did here

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