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Now Stupid!

Yep, I drive that bus.

Just how my day's going!

So True.

Let everyone know you're that "creepy" guy and ya better watch out.

I hate clowns!

When you can't say it, but want to.

Yea, some people are just fuck'n stupid.

For people that can't read - here's the symbol.

When's the last time you gave a shit?

Too many sensitive people in the world.

Go ahead, ruin our world.

Got nothin to say?

Bestest!

Watch out

You tell them.

Livin' life.

Squeal like a pig

Some people should not reproduce.

Bro's always stick together.

Be nice to me.

More pics for the idiots that can't read.

Proud of being a slob?

A good way to make some quick cash.

So just how big are you?

Please...Stop!

High IQ? Or High Incompatibility?

Yea, the idiots are everywhere.

Smelly farts?

What color is your shirt?

Peace.

Need it repeated?

Are you too lucky?

Well da

Pees everywhere.

Perfect for that stupid guy getting married.

Doing it right.

Surf away!

Grab life by the balls!

Wanna piss her off!

Especially when they're up close!

Yea, me neither.

Friends always bailing you out?

For the computer geeks.

Be Creepy.

Or are you cheating?

Shirt stink? Don't Care?

Yea, they'll suck the life out of you too.

Now there's a positive thought!

Smell Good?

Yea, I'd do her

My favorite

They're Everywhere!

Always

Now!

Ouch!

Getty Up

Just inside

shit!

Come all ye fans

beware

Need I say more?

yep, that's me

So true.

I Rule!

Keepin' track

Creepy

Well, does it?

How many dumb shits do you know?

Yea, she's gone!

For the insane

Back at you

bang bang

For the animal lovers.

What do you say?

Watch where you wear this shirt!

They're out there!

Dead People!

Pow! Pow!

yea

Your the target

Lighters Ready

Ready for mouth to mouth

Don't you feel sorry for him?

You're under arrest

WTF

Little paranoid?

Cause I'm having one of those days

Be a Zombie Hero

oh shit

So true