Best of Funny Quotes on Twitter

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What makes you laugh? I'm sure you'll find something for your brand of humor among these funny quotes from Twitter tweeple.

Personally, I like the silly and witty sayings best. Celebrities say some hilarious things, too! And if you can't laugh at anything in this list, feel free to add your own wisecracks.

The wiser the better - get cracking, friends!

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