Is it Gonna Be a Redneck Christmas?
Ready for a really Redneck Christmas?
Santa didn't know WHAT to do about the rednecks on his Christmas list, so he called up this dude named Jeff Foxworthy to help him out. A redneck Christmas is quite different, ya see. Rednecks are a rare breed, have their own distinct lifestyle, and that includes their own unique ways of celebrating the holidays. Come on in and set a spell...visit the unique culture of a truly Redneck Christmas. Yes, really! Join Billy Jo and Bobby Sue as they're gettin' ready for one humdinger of a Christmas party. Good stuff, Maynard.
Contents at a Glance
Ya might be a redneck if...
ya hang your Christmas lights with duct tape!
or you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend
and only come back with ONE gift!
Get Ready for Bubba Claus Ya'll
Countdown to Redneck Christmas
Larry the Cable Guy Sings
LOL with Larry the Cable Guy, wait til you hear his version of this holiday music.
Redneck Christmas Artwork
Redneck Christmas Music
Christmas Classics: Redneck Style
Featuring songs such as 'Redneck 12 Days of Christmas', 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer' , 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus' , and 'Leroy the Redneck Reindeer' this CD will keep you in redneck Christmas heaven.
Redneck Christmas
This one is described by a reviewer as " 'a rather classy set of country oldies', featuring musicians such as Buck Owens with more modern contributions from fellas like Dale Watson, John Anderson, Charlie Daniels, Joe Diffie & Travis Tritt. Highlights include "Xmas In Jail" and "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer..."
Redneck Christmas Party
Amazon Review: "This CD is truly a blast! Every song just blows away anything else that you've ever heard about Christmas music. Don't miss this one kiddies, honest. The Big Chubby Man in a Red Suit would never lie!"
Redneck Christmas
The Front Porch Jam Band features hilarious holiday tunes such as: Rudy, The Redneck Reindeer , Rudolph Drank the Moonshine , Gonna Have a Blue Ribbon Christmas and many more.
Redneck Christmas (Spkg) (Tin)
Hilarious collection of redneck Christmas tunes such as 'Deck the Doublewide, Eggnog Boogie, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, Hark the Harley Angels Sing, Here Comes Bubba Claus, Leroy the Snowman, Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer, Santa's Boot Scootin' Boogie, We Wish You a Bubba Christmas, and more. Click the link to hear samples.
Redneck Christmas Party
Featuring songs such as: 12 Redneck Days of Christmas, Rudy The Redneck Reindeer, Rudolph Drank the Moonshine, Gonna Have a Blue Ribbon Christmas, Away in a Manger, Christmas Spirits, Deck the Halls, Oh Santa Where Art Thou? and Jolly Old Saint Nicholas.
There's No Place Like (A Mobile) Home For The Holidays: A Redneck Christmas
You might be a redneck if:
* You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.
* You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
* The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
* Your nativity scene has people wearing camouflage.
* Your outdoor Christmas decoration has a misspelled word.
* You ever gift wrapped a tire.
Foxworthy's version of this Christmas classic is one of the most played, and best-selling Christmas records every season. This book will be a wonderful holiday gift for the redneck in all of us.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
This collection gets five stars from Jeff Foxworthy fans..."Words In The South - Jeff is making jokes about how people in Texas talk, pretty dang funny ...You Might Be A Redneck If... - Redneck Jokes! Gotta love 'em! The funniest one is "If you're two-year old has more teeth than you, you might be a redneck!" and Single Life Is Just Too Hard - The funniest track without question! I love it when Jeff says "I decided to surprise my partner, so I showed up at the front door in the nude. Now, I'm being sued by UPS!" I Love Being Married - I Love listening to this!!!!!! It's great when he sees his grandma naked! "You wanna see naked women, Jeff? Here's your Grandma! Ewww!!"
Redneck Christmas Books
Redneck Heaven: Portrait of a Vanishing Culture
This title is actually very realistic, unlike the other more common slapstick redneck humor. The author spent five years in "redneck" territory, trying to discover who these people are. She discusses values, traditions, religious conviction, politics, style and cuisine. Rednecks are thoroughly described in terms of history, likes and dislikes, including tastes in music, dress, decor and especially food, including recipes for deep-fried turkey, Coca-Cola roast and the essential Spam treats.
Move Over, Santa-Ruby's Doin' Christmas!
Trailer park queen Boxcar's latest is not your typical high-falutin' holiday planning. Ruby divides this domestic handbook of sorts into 13 chapters (one for each of the 12 days before Christmas, and one dedicated to "Christmas Day Itself"), and includes photos, cherished memories of seasons past at Arkansas' High Chaparral Trailer Park, and gift ideas, taking into account traditional versus trailer park styles, e.g., "four cars on blocks" instead of "four callin' birds." Instructions for crazy handmade gifts and hilarious recipes for food and drinks are guaranteed to bring guffaws.
The Official Guide to Christmas in the South
Learn how to deck the halls, Southern style - cause NO place celebrates Christmas like Dixie. With this hilarious guide, anyone can giggle while learning the finer details and quirky customs of Dixie Christmas etiquette. If you think there's no such thing as over-decorating, you'll find at least one new idea worth trying along with Dixie gift suggestions, re-gifting guides and more fun from the the deep south.
Redneck Night Before Christmas (The Night Before Christmas Series)
In this delightful tale, the "Christmas Redneck" travels to the trailer park in his beat-up pickup with eight hound dogs to deliver his presents!
A Redneck Christmas Carol: Dickens Does Dixie
With dozens of dramatic renditions of Dickens' classic out there, ya might reckon that there is no fresh take on this tale...but you'd be wrong. For anyone who enjoys Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" style of humor, this book is a must. David Boyd's illustrations will look very familiar because he also illustrates Foxworthy's books. The text is clever, fast paced, and SO funny, a great gift for your favorite redneck.
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A Redneck Christmas Carol [With Audio CD]
Scrooge is reformed by trailer-park ghosts. Includes audio CD featuring Travis Tritt reading from the book.
Bubba the Redneck Reindeer
Ya'll know Santa's flying reindeer by name, but what about the ones who did the REAL work? Bubba the Redneck Reindeer went to the North Pole to look for a job, and maybe some new friends. Bubba might not be cool, he might not be a genius, and he might not be the classiest reindeer you would ever meet, but when Santa runs into a problem that threatens Christmas, Bubba has some know-how that might just come in handy.
Redneck
Christmas Trees
Redneck
Christmas
Ornaments
Favorite Redneck Ornaments
Santa FARTS!
Tootin Santa Farting Santa Butt Holiday Ornament
Just a touch to the seat of this Bubba Claus ornament sends a loud FART sound, followed by howls of laughter and guffaws!
Redneck baby with buck teeth
3" Redneck Baby With Large Buck Teeth Christmas Ornament #25406
Funny Redneck Baby Christmas Ornament, 3-dimensional, full round ornament, about 3" high, made of resin and comes ready-to-hang with a gold cord.
Merry Christmas Ya'll on a tire
Redneck Merry Christmas Y'All Tire Xmas Ornament NEW
Made of wood and measures 2 1/4", tire is is black with white lettering, includes a paper clip hangar and a plaid red and white cloth. Merry Christmas Ya'll.
Test your redneck knowledge?
Southern comedian Jeff Foxworthy defines "redneck" as "a glorious absence of sophistication," stating that " we are all guilty of that at one time or another." The term has become so widely used that the original meaning is lost on so many different definitions and uses of the term. Choose your pick, then correct answers are explained below.
Hey you, take the redneck quiz yet?
Aw c'mon...easy stuff, just do it.
Redneck Letter from Santa Claus
Bubba Claus to the Rescue
Dear Rednecks,
I regret to inform you that effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve the southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to overwhelming current population of the earth, I now serve only certain areas of northern US. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However,I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family in from the South pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls.
However, there are a few differences between us, such as:
1. There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith & Wesson."
2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave a RC Cola and pork rinds (or a moon pie) on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.
3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.
4. "Ho, ho, ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves reply, "I her'd dat!"
5. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words, "Back Off!" The last I heard it, also had other decorations on the sleigh back as well. One is Ford or Chevy logo with lights that race through the letters and the other is a caricature of me (Santa Claus) peeing on the Tooth Fairy.
6. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you will see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of State Patrol cars crashing into each other.
7. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.
8. And finally, lovely Christmas songs have been sung about me like "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer" and Bing Crosby's "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town". This year, songs about Bubba Claus will be played on all the AM radio stations in the South. These song titles will be Mark Chesnutt's "Bubba Claus shot the Jukebox"; Cledus T. Judd's, "All I Want for Christmas is my Woman and a Six-Pack", and Hank Williams Jr's "If You Don't Like Bubba Claus, You Shove It."
Sincerely Yours,
Santa Claus
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Billy Mouth Bass Christmas Songs
Big Mouth Billy Bass Sings for the Holidays! Motion Sensor Animated Christmas 2000
Hilarious Big Mouth Billy Bass Christmas singing animated fish, sings Jingle Bells and Up on a Housetop, motion sensor synchromotion activated or on/off button.
The Game of LIFE Redneck Style
Another fun redneck board game... LIFE expanded
Redneck Life Bustin' a Gut Expansion
A roll of 2 dice determines the grade you complete in school, which sets you up for one of 11 fabulous careers such as Mullet Salon Operator or Monster Truck Announcer. Players go into debt to purchase a vehicle, and a home, get hitched, divorced, re-married, and raise some young'ens. Through accidents and brawls, your character loses teeth during the game. Buy some back if you can as the player with the most teeth remaining at the end of the game wins! Game owner settles disputes that arise during the game.
The Twelve Redneck Days of Christmas
by Jeff Foxworthy
CHORUS: 12 pack of bud, 11 wrestlin' tickets, Tin a' copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of redman, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shotgun shells, 2 huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT
Man, these ain't normal Christmas presents!
Naw, they're Redneck Gifts!
Redneck gifts?
Yeah, like if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishin' lures...
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You might be a Redneck if... This shirt says it all! If you match all of the requirements on this list, then you must be a Redneck!
SAVE A HORSE ~Sign~ cowboy redneck rodeo hick gift
Brand New Sign! 12" tall and 8" wide novelty sign made from outdoor durable plastic with professional grade vinyl graphics, will never rust or fade, perfect inside or out (4-5 years outdoors)! The sign has round corners and a hole pre-drilled for easy mounting.
Rednecks on eBay this Christmas
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Where did the term 'redneck' come from anyway?
Southern comedian Jeff Foxworthy defines "redneck" as "a glorious absence of sophistication," stating "that we are all guilty of that at one time or another." Most commonly in America the term refers to the working class rural white Southerner, but is also generally believed to derive from individuals having a red neck caused by working outdoors in the sunlight. The term redneck was also used by West Virginia Coal Miners in 1921 when coal miners wore red bandanas around their necks to identify themselves as seeking the opportunity to unionize.
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About this Redneck Christmas Author
Naw, she ain't no Redneck... just knows one crazy redneck who taught her about Mr. Jeff Foxworthy and how to shoot a gun, too. Hey call me Annie Oakley, but this redneck ain't too shabby ...even if he does talk redneck wierd and has pissed her off a time or two... lives way out 'where the hoot owls screw the chickens' and reckons that's 'good stuff, Maynard'.
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Brite-Ideas
Dec 19, 2011 @ 9:42 pm | delete
- Love the pictures, the color, and some of the pictures are hilarious. Love the Tire Christmas Tree, hahhahaha - lot of fun!
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OhMe Dec 15, 2011 @ 12:27 pm | delete
- Howdy! This sure is a fun page even if it is a little Redneck!
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Kristijan_Senjkovic
Dec 13, 2011 @ 10:57 am | delete
- Redneck Christmas . Yeah it rocks :D
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grandmamarilyn
Apr 28, 2011 @ 4:07 am | delete
- I've always thought these were cute.
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Pinkchic18
Mar 21, 2011 @ 3:12 pm | delete
- Cute and funny lens :) Blessed by a squid angel!
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