Funny Redneck Pictures, Got Caption?

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I love Funny Redneck Pictures

I'll just be honest here, I love rednecks! I love rednecks so much I married one, a major redneck. OK, if we're really being honest, I am also a redneck myself. I think there are rednecks all over the world, and it is really hard to explain just what being a redneck is, but most people recognize it when they see it.

I gathered up some of my favorite redneck pictures for us to have fun with. Join with me, one and all, rednecks or not, and come up with some funny captions for these funny redneck pictures. I added a couple captions for each image, but I'm counting on you to give me some really good ones.

What is a Redneck? 

This video had me roflmao

"What is a Redneck?" you ask. Well, as stated above it is hard to explain, but this guy does a pretty good job at both explaining and demonstrating this. Be proud. Be redneck.


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Redneck Birthday Cake 

Yummy!

What caption can you come up with for this one?

Photo courtesy of Usjai

A masterpeice from the kitchen of Granny Clampett

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Eat Your Heart Out, Martha Stewart!

1 point

Somebody must have captured the flag...

1 point

Diabetic Nightmare

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Where's the other half of that third Madonna bra?

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My daughter's Princess Birthday Cake. How you like it, y'all?

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Sometimes it is just better not to celebrate your birthday!

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Looks just like Cindereller's castle, don't it?

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Redneck Street Sign 

Perfect for any redneck's driveway, or heck, we're rednecks, it's great for the wall too!

REDNECK - Street Sign - Confederate Dixie Git-er-done Novelty Road South Southern Pride

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Redneck Limo 

Vrooom!

I dare you to come up with a caption!

Photo courtesy of kb1jl

Lifestyles of the moonshine rich and famous

2 points

Go Go Gadget Mud Tires

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I can see Bubba's trailer from up here!

1 point

This was the limo for our Wedding.

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Big Foot goes to prom

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"This should keep our cousins from decorating the limo after the wedding."

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Drive through the swamps in style!

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Hey, honey - pull me up!

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The purple stripe is what keeps it classy.

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If ya got it, ya oughta flaunt it!

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Got 'her fixed up right nice, doncha think?

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MONSTER TRUCK Street Sign 

Do you have a monster truck?

MONSTER TRUCK -Street Sign- big lift kit pickup redneck novelty road huge

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Redneck Cadillac 

Cruisin' in my caddy

Is your caption better than mine?

Photo courtesy of Metallirat

Ticking neighbors off one tail pipe at the time.

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Look ma! I got a mobile duel potato cannon.

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"Billy Bob! Saw me two holes in that there garage". Designer car, designer garage.

1 point

Ticking off neighbors, priceless

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You can come out from behind there now, Lurlene. Preacher Carl and the Missus are gone.

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Just getting ready for when we're all living the movie Road Warrior

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GIT-R-DONE Street Sign 

Rednecks sure do git-r-done

GIT-R-DONE -Street Sign- git er done redneck hick gift novelty parking sign

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The Most Redneck Driving Range EVER 

Smash those car windows out and dent that hood

Is your caption going to be about that guy's rear end or the driving range?

Photo courtesy of Kichigai Mentat

Hit the truck, win $5, the SUV is worth $7, and the redneck butt will get you a year's worth of beef jerky

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Back live at the Bubba Woods Golf Classic...

1 point

Junk yard turned driving range

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This is better than putt putt!

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Genuine redneck ain't stupid enough to do this for sure! what's the point?

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Redneck Viny 6x20l Decal 

Proud to be a redneck

Redneck (Red) 6x20 Vinyl Decal

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Redneck Nascar Fan 

Whooo hoooo!

What caption are you going to choose for this guy? Did you notice the beer in his back pocket?

Photo courtesy of o_dmentd_o

Go Jr.

2 points

Introducing Mr. Bud Light Hawaii...

1 point

I drank away the rain delay, all sunshine now!

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Redneck birth control. Who would sleep with this guy?

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Recycling takes on a whole new meaning.

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Elmer got canned (AJ)

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Makes a nice hat, don't it? Rednecks do recycle!

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REDNECK'S famous last words Sign  

Hold my beer and watch this

REDNECK'S famous last words ~Sign~ redneck beer hunter

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Redneck Mansion 

Livin' it up

What's it going to be with this one? Look at all the pretty colors.

Photo courtesy of wfeiden

Welcome to Trailer Heights Redneck Condos

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Now that's a trailor park!

1 point

I won the lottery!

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I need a maid

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First month's rent is free

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Danish modern Eames style design housing

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Cheep: Mobile Home Park with no lot fee, pool, and a view.

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Sure, you can stay the night. The orange one's the guestroom.

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The new condos downtown

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Plantation Acres -where all the family can live together in a connected unit!

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TRAILER TRASH Street Sign 

Be proud to be trailer trash!

TRAILER TRASH - Street Sign - redneck white park gift camping novelty road

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Redneck Horseshoes 

Gettin' close counts

What can you think of for these guys? Be nice! Or not. All in fun.

Photo courtesy of shutter.chick

I don't know why these were in the trash

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It's a working. Lashelle is on the phone right now ordering us a computer.

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We robbed a hardware store and all we got were toilet seats

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Did you spray these with Lysol first?

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Another ingenius example of redneck recycling! Ain't they clever?

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Going green?

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Redneck Rubber Duckies 

Have a bubba bath

One Dozen (12) Redneck Rubber Ducky Party Favors

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Redneck Dogs 

woof woof!

How would you like to see them chasing you? What caption works for these puzzled pooches?

Photo courtesy of jredneck2005

Where are the branches in this family tree?

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I think I have found grandma teeth.

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Like father like sons

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Just like our humans

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There a greater sins than inbreeding committed in the Redneck community

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I'm a sumbeach if you aint got my teeth, Horshak.

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Don't make fun! These teeth was not cheap!

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BUBBA Street Sign 

I love bubba!

BUBBA - Street Sign - new road redneck hillbilly gift novelty street sign road

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Honkey Tonk Club 

We'll go honky tonkin'

That city feller sure does look skeered, are you skeered to come up with a caption?

Photo courtesy of Paull Young

I love you man

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You're not taking that to my girl over there, are you?

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Hey fella! D'you remember that movie "Deliverance?"

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Not so fast

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Does dad know 'bout this?

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Hey, buddy. I see ya got two beers there but only one mouth. How bout I take one of those off yer hands?

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You sure you're my daddy?

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Relax buddy! You'll do fine here long as you don't start talking fancy-mouth!

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BBQ Street Sign 

Rednecks love BBQ

BBQ - Street Sign - new barbeque lover grill sauce gift

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Last, But Not Least, My Husband 

Making me laugh

Throw all you've got at this one, I double dawg dare ya.

Give me a kiss

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You callin me Couch Potato?? Kiss my A...

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I luv my ludwig!

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Honey, would ya change the channel while you're in here?

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Bitter beer face

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Redneck pouting.

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BOURBON Street Sign 

Rednecks love bourbon

BOURBON - Street Sign -whiskey drinker new orleans gift novely street sign road

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Your Feelings On Rednecks 

Be honest, I won't get mad at ya

Do you love rednecks or do they get on your nerves?

What do you think of rednecks?

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I love rednecks!

Joan4 says:

Of course, I love rednecks! I are one!

OhMe says:

Oh sure, I love rednecks

QueSea says:

Rednecks? Heck. They're cousins.

Sojourn says:

Aww! Who doesn't love a good, genuine redneck?

GrowWear says:

Yee-haw!

Rednecks chap my rear end, yuck!

LoKackl says:

Hilarious!!!! If there weren't so many from the O'Redneck clan in my family what would life be...

LoKackl says:

Hilarious!! If there weren't so many from the O'Redneck clan in my family I might put myself in the love column. I added the couch potato caption to your "double dawg dare" if you doubt that I, um, let's see .... understand.

 
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