Funny Science Fiction Shirts

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Hilarious Science Fiction Shirts For the Inner Nerd In You

Science fiction creates the opportunity for your inside geek to come out and play. Sure, you liked Star Wars as a kid and you watched Back to Future dozens of times on TBS. Funny science fiction t-shirts are the best way remember the classics.

But what make scifi really great is getting an esteemed actor like Sean Connery into a diaper, in a desert, holding a 6-shooter. Now that makes a freaking great poster to hang on the wall or frame in the living room to start conversations at dinner.

From classic moments (see boss fight at the end of Serenity) to epic moments (see Statue of Liberty in Planet of the Apes) to painfully bad moments (see anything in Star Wars episodes 1, 2 and 3)

Hilarious Science Shirt: See it to believe it

This one is a classic

Hilarious scifi shirt: Science is funYou have to see this shirt to realize how awesome it is. The 80s art style of this thing is just perfect. Like assembly instructions classic.

The kids have this creepy Stepford vibe going that makes you wonder, do these kids eat people?

I hope not, cause they are doing science and science never leads to bad things.

Hilarious True Blood Shirt: Fangtasia

Vampires eat free

Fangtasia: The Hilarious True Blood Bar ShirtSome crazy humans just love hanging out at Fangtasia, the South's most notorious vampire bar and source of good fun. Blood, gore, fangs, death and booze. What else do you need for a good time?

Humans welcome, but vampires drink free. Nudge nudge, if you know what I mean. It's the best bar in town, so what if it's crawling with vampire? A man's gotta drink.

The semi-obscure references seem to be all the rage in shirts nowadays.

Hilarious Zombie Themed Scifi Shirt

Wicked zombie sniper shirt on black

Funny Scifi Zombie Sniper shirt on CafePressThe funny scifi Zombie Sniper shirt over at CafePress is wicked great. The glowing blood splatter in mid-explosion from the zombie head is perfect.

Who doesn't look forward to all the easy head shots in the zombie apocalypse.

Zombies can be hard to kill up close, but really easy at distance with the right high powered rifle and trained hand to use it. And ammo, you need lots of ammo when the zombies attack.

What Makes A Funny SciFi Shirt

The key ingredients to a hilarious scifi shirt

The Pandora Mining Company: Your friend in environmentally sustainabilityWhat makes a great, polish knee-slapping scifi shirt funny?


  • Something nerdy - You must have something nerdy in your scifi shirt. After all, it's science fiction!

  • A reference to a movie, book, video game or tv show - Classic scifi comes in many forms: space opera, post-apocalyptic wasteland, twisted science, etc. But you must be referencing something from these media in some way when making a funny shirt.

  • Something funny - Scifi geeks have a good sense of humor (you have to, taking all the crap we do for telling everyone to watch Battlestar Galactica), so make sure it's clever, ironic, witty or sarcastic.

  • An iconic image - A scifi shirt needs a solid image that adds to how clever the shirt is.

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Classic SciFi Movie Quote

"What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me."

- Morpheus in the Matrix

Hilarious SciFi Shirts on Amazon.com

The most wicked funniest shirts ever (with better grammar!)

Borg e-tailing champion Amazon.com has some great scifi inspired funny shirts, full of hilarious laughs.
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Awesome Terminator Shirt

A James Cameron homage shirt for the peacenik in us all

RoboShake by Nerdy ShirtsThis hilarious shirt spoofs the classic James Cameron film Terminator to promote peace between robots and humans. The handshake, the classic gesture of peace, is shown with a metallic hand of a terminator.

Plus, NerdyShirts.com has a picture of this shirt on a really hot chick. You can't beat a funny science fiction reference and a really hot chick.

Since we are all destined to die in the coming robot apocalypse why not go out in style?

Funny Space Planet Sci Fi Shirt

The sad fate of Pluto

It's Okay PlutoWhen the world found out that Pluto wasn't a planet, a part of me died. I mean, all my life, Pluto was a planet. Distant, far away, sullen and small, Pluto was many things to many people. But it was a planet to all.

No more. Pluto was demoted, and we get this hilarious scifi shirt out of it.

We will all remember Pluto fondly, as that little would-be planet in the outer reaches of our solar system.

Hilarious Science Fiction Quotes

"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."

- Werner von Braun

Funny Back To The Future Shirt

Make like a tree and get over here!

Make like a tree and get over here!No better place to drink a Tab, play some arcade games and run into future mayors then Lou's Cafe. And it's the only joint in town with robot waiters!

This shirt references that cafe in Back to the Future that Marty keeps running into. It had many names:

"Before the founding of the cafe, the site was the location of a bar known as the Palace Saloon. By 1985, Lou's Cafe had become Lou's Aerobic Center. By 2015, the Cafe 80s had replaced Lou's Aerobic Center. "

Funny Back to the Future T-Shirt

Marty, Doc and gang all over again

The FutureThis funny sci-fi t-shirt features the equation for time travel. Combine a flux capacitor, a failed car from the 80s designed by a cokehead and 88 miles per hour and you got time travel baby!

Oh, you will also need to pay some Arab terrorists to steal some plutonium for you and first test the contraption out on your dog. Hey, that's what animals are for, right?

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The funniest sci fi shirts here online

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Howard Stern laughed his ass off, delighting in this act, and at the end, Nick Cannon was asked to join the fun and also kick the man in the balls to prove that the act was real and he wasn't wearing a jockstrap or protection.

Classic SciFi Movie Quotes

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

- Dr. Emmett Brown in Back to the Future

Hilarious Shirt About The Charlton Heston Classic

It comes in five differnet colors!

Soylent Green The Taste Differs From Person To Person T-ShirtIt's made of people! Soylent green. It's made of your dead Grandpa in case you didn't know.

This early 70s Charlton Heston classic made famous the line "Soylent green is made out of people!" and got a great spoof on SNL. There was Soylent yellow and red, but those didn't taste as good as the one made from people.

A classic shirt referencing cannibalism and yummy chips provided by a friendly all-powerful corporation.

Funny Star Trek Sci Fi T-Shirt

Excellent reference to Wrath of Khan

Kobayashi Maru T ShirtThis little shirt references the second and tenth Star Trek movies, the ones that talk about the Kabayashi Maru... and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

This little exam given to Starfleet academy cadets was designed so that people would intentionally fail, teaching them a lesson about failing well, or how to die in a really cool way, or something. I'm not really sure. Anyway, any true nerd loves how Kirk beat this test.

Sith Happens Funny Scifi Shirt

Oh Sith, here comes Vadar. And he looks pissed.

Sith Happens Funny Scifi ShirtYou know what can ruin your day? A freaking Sith Lord shows up and gets in your business, fucks everything up, and demands more progress than is possible. What a douche.

Force push that, force pull this, force choke here, blaster shield there. Sith throw around the force like a soldier throws grenades around. What can I tell you, when a Sith shows up, sith happens.

Bad puns unite, this great Star Wars shirt is excellent, funny science fiction humor at it's best.

Hilarious Science Fiction Quotes

"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."

- Steven Wright

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What Is The Funniest Scifi Joke You Have Ever Seen or Heard?

Come on, let's hear it. The craziest scifi jokes.

The first season of Star Trek alone offers a plethora of options for great jokes. I mean, Bone's catch phrase exists in the pop culture conscience.

  • hunksparrow Apr 10, 2011 @ 1:19 pm | delete
    I NEED that Sith Happens shirt. Excellent lens.
  • ZOLTAR69 Nov 16, 2010 @ 3:47 pm | delete
    CRAZY, MAN!
  • Science-Fiction-Fan Nov 13, 2010 @ 3:10 am | delete
    Great shirts. I love the "Sith happens"
  • pompom210 Nov 9, 2010 @ 5:09 pm | delete
    Hey!

    Thanks for taking on an impossible mission! :P

    Well, "Sith Happens" was a clever joke. I liked that!

    It's hard to create good sci-fi jokes, though with enough pages, sci-fi HUMOR is quite possible. I'm a fan of Stanislaw Lem's for that reason.

    &--more from a UFO/New Age point of view--there's some fun to be had in the book I review at the following lens:

    http://www.squidoo.com/new-age-underground-law-of-attraction-classic-book-reviewed

    I'd love to see you there! Maybe it'll even spawn some T-shirt ideas. Okay--that's probably pushing it. :P

    Sunshine & Blessings,
    Giovani
  • LabKitty Nov 6, 2010 @ 12:34 pm | delete
    Yeah, we're be sure to think up a good joke right after we bleach the sight of Sean Connery in a loincloth out of our brains. THE ZARDOZ: IT BURNS!

    In the meantime, we lensrolled you to our Star Trek vs Alien lens for more Star Trek fun...

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The Ultimate In Science Fiction Predictions

You know you have 'em, so share them.

nopantstees predicts:

By 2030, we will finally have the jet packs I was promised!

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peter222999 predicts:

You gotta hope by 2030 we finally know the whole story regarding alien visitation, lets hope we have managed to be at peace, and we have gained from the advanced technologys.

peter222999 predicts:

It would be cool if you could add a to my shop, its fine to use the saucer image,nice lens www.zazzle.com/peter222999

 
 
 

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