Funny, Raunchy T-Shirts to Offend and Scare People Away
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Scare Away Everyone in Your Life with these Desgusting, Raunchy, Vile, Offensive T-Shirts
A sense of humor is one thing, but raunchy is a totally different type of comedy that offends, and often leads to a bar fight or two. The following t-shirts are vile, offensive, and gross. They're not meant to be worn over Grandma's house, unless you totally hate Grandma. These are t-shirts to wear out any offend the general public, t-shirts that will piss off pretty much everyone. As long as you find them funny, who cares? That's all that matters. Impressing people is overrated. Being raunchy? That's way underrated. So go ahead, be gross, and be funnier. Wear a tee from No Pants Tees.
Windowless Van Halloween Trick or Treat T-Shirt
This guy has the best candy ever!
Oh my God, it's windowless van man! His candy is the best! Let's go check it out... this breadcrumb trail of tootsie rolls lead right to the windowless van. A great alternative to all of those lame Halloween t-shirts out there. Get one with some real humor on it!
Windowless Van Funny T-Shirt by nopantstees
Colonel Angus, War Hero
A funny t-shirt that tells everyone your love for good old Colonel Angus!
Ladies love Colonel Angus. You can call him L.L. Cool Angus for short. Who is this guy? He's a wartime hero that has been in the Battle of the Beaver, endured a tremendous loss at Fish Kill Creek, but persevered and kept on heading south... and by doing this, has earned a lot of respect in the eyes of ladies. Legend has it that if you ask him to a restaurant for a dinner date, he'll gladly eat out with you.
Colonel Angus Funny T-Shirt by nopantstees
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Ahoy, Matey, Scissor Me Timbers!
Don't ever get caught in a scissor fight!
Don't ever caught in the middle of a scissor fight, it could poke an eye out (with one of their legs!). Actually, scissoring is an activity that's becoming more and more popular nowadays. It's like bicycling, it really works the legs.
Scissor Me Timbers Womens T-Shirt by nopantstees
Pregnant Wives Drinking Team Organic Women's Fitte
Price: $27.99 
Funny Windowless Van Dark T-Shirt
Price: $24.99
Funny Pirate Booty Ringer T
Price: $20.99
Baseball Jersey
Price: $23.99
Busted Ravioli Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Price: $27.99
Funny Alien Probing T-Shirt
Because nothing makes you belly laugh like a good old fashioned alien probing!
Funny Alien Probe T-Shirt by nopantstees
Wouldn't it be sweet to be an alien? Fly around in a flying saucer, spy on the world(s), not have to put up with the hassle of having genitalia, abduct random people whenever you feel like and maybe probe them when you're bored. Talk about power.
Time Out: The Smartest Person in America - Vote Now!
Vote for America's leading smarty pants people
We need your help to find America's most intelligent human being! Based on the most popular Yahoo searches of 2008, here are the leading candidates... because surely, we all want to learn and strive to become better people.... and who better to emulate than these people? So these people must be the most intelligent, right? Presidents, Japanese anime, and video games, unfortunately were excluded from the list just to be fair.
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Multiple Access Points Funny T-Shirt
It's about sexual positions, in case you didn't know...
In the human body, there are actual several "access points" available. Some are traditional, while others require some alcohol to become fully operational.
Multiple Access Points Available T-Shirt by nopantstees
Yum Yum! Who Wants Busted Ravioli?
Celebrate the almight busted ravioli with this raunchy t-shirt
When raviolis bust open it's just a beautiful thing. Just look at it! Waiting there to be eaten. Scrumptious! Absolutely delectable. Delicious. Mouth watering. Should I go on?
Busted Ravioli T-Shirt by nopantstees
What Happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas ... Except Crabs
A public safety message for anyone who takes the Vegas marketing campaign too seriously (on a t-shirt)
What happens in vegas, stays in vegas by nopantstees
What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas, right? Well, except crabs, and any other STD that might hop aboard on your trek to fun land. You may want to read up on our five tips for an STD free summer to full enjoy this summer season.
Professional Thespain T-Shirt
For serious actors and comedians only, this funny tee will impress and turn some heads
Ellen Degeners is perhaps, the best known and most well respected thespian on the planet. I'm not really sure what the word thespian means.
Ellen Degeneres: Professional Thespian by nopantstees
Oh Brother - for all the Brothers
Show some love for the homies with this cool, funky t-shirt
Bring on the funk with this retro style t-shirt that pays homage to all of our brothers out there. Yeah, son! Just don't *&^% up his afro, or they'll be hell to pay.
Oh brother by nopantstees
Anti Ann Coulter, Antichrist
Dedicated to the lady that seems to get on almost everyone's nerves...
Just when you thought that it wasn't possible to more annoying than Rush, along comes Ann Coulter with her extremist, close minded views. Yay! At least we can all hail her as the new antichrist in town (for the moment).
Ann Coulter is our antichrist by nopantstees
Ready to Go Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Price: $30.99
Pole Dancer Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
Price: $22.99
Scared Stiff Light T-Shirt
Price: $20.99
Polanski Summer Camp Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Price: $27.99
Obama PILF Yellow T-Shirt
Price: $19.99
Party Hard, Play Harder
All of the party essentials you'll need...
Red plastic cup? Check. Coat hanger? Check. Okay, it's time to party. These are all of the essentials you'll ever need to make it through any event without having to think of the consequences.
Ready to party by nopantstees
Upper Decker: Priceless T-Shirt
Get some revenge, let loose an evil upper decker!
Upper Decker Priceless T-Shirt by nopantstees
Nothing has the vengeful power of the upper decker, sponsored by Splasher Charge, as you can see on this shirt. "It's everywhere you want to pee." If you're not sure what an upper decker is, just take a closer look at this shirt. Then, go try it out! Then, buy this shirt to commemorate this anus, I mean heinous act.
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Filthy Manhole Gross T-Shirt
Some raunchy humor to get your day started!
The street sweeper must've missed this one! That manhole is absolutely filthy. Someone get somebody down there to clean that!
Filthy Manhole Funny Mens T-Shirt by nopantstees
Stop Looking at my Rooster!
A funny t-shirt featuring a hillarious looking ... rooster
Those roosters are always escaping their cage, flailing out of their pants.. I mean cage. There's no need to stare! No heavy petting allowed at this petting zoo.
Stop looking at my cock by nopantstees
Wives Submission Bible Quote T-Shirt
Yes, this is an actual (funny) quote from the Bible...
Take the Bible pretty literally? Keep in mind it was written a couple of thousand years ago and might not hold up so well to women's rights, as you can see on this t-shirt. Or, you can just take it a face value and do what Jesus says and "know your role!"
Wives, Jesus says submit by nopantstees
Anti Dane Cook T-Shirt
Because he isn't funny.
Dane Cook, what a funny guy! Remember when he made that joke where he jumped all around and said something funny? No? Well, surely you must remember the flailing around part. Yes? Okay, so you remember him flailing about, but not his jokes, or what exactly was funny? That's called a boregasm, ladies and gentlemen, and you don't have to submit yourselves to it any longer. Go anti Dane Cook with this t-shirt right here.
Anti Dane Cook Boregasm World Tour T-Shirt by nopantstees
Anti Vegetarian Funny T-Shirt
Plants have feelings too!
Plants have feelings, you know! Just kidding, what are vegetarians thinking? No meat, all veggies? They've got to be insane. And definitely annoying. Go ahead and take a bite out of a burger while you wear this anti vegetarian t-shirt.
Plant is murder by nopantstees
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Getting High: Space is Scary, Man!
A funny t-shirt that will bring you back to those long, deep Pink Floyd style smoke sessions
Space is scary by nopantstees
Space is scary, man. Especially after you've had a little too much to smoke, it might just keep you up all night thinking about it. The numbers at the beginning? That's a reference to the funny site textfromlastnight.com, where users post real life stupid/funny messages they've received (and are coded by number).
Iran's So Far Away T-Shirt
Cheesy and remiscent of 80's one hit wonders gone by...
Iran is far away. If you're over in the western world, it's about exactly half a world away. And who doesn't love A Flock of Seagulls? With hair like that, it's really questionable why they didn't stay on the top of the charts for an eternity.
Iran So Far Away Ringer T-Shirt by nopantstees
Experience All That Mexico Has to Offer
Visit Mexico, get a souvenir you'll never forget
Experience all that Mexico has to offer... the lovely sites, the sounds, the virus... yes the Swine Flu virus (in case I needed to spell it out for you, yes this is sarcasm).
Swine Flu Experience Mexico Baseball Shirt by nopantstees
Sexting, the Lastest (and Utterly Stupid) Teen Craze Gone Wild
Teach a lesson with some extreme sarcasm on this t-shirt
Sexting Addiction Funny Cellphone T-Shirt by nopantstees
Sexting is something that is a serious issue in schools and with children today, so of course we have to make fun of it. Poke fun at the sheer stupidity of the both the people sending the text and receiving them with this jokey type shirt with an example text on the front.
A T-Shirt for the Non Traffic Law Abiding Citizens
An Idaho Stop = slow down slightly at the stop sign, then floor it
Who has time for those silly traffic laws? No one's looking, just pull an Idaho stop and get it over with. And if you wind up getting pulled over, just show them your shirt. That will surely get you out of a ticket... it will get you thrown in jail (and at least you'll remember this day forever. You're welcome.)
Idaho Stop Funny Mens Ringer T-Shirt by nopantstees
Single and Married Life, on a T-Shirt
An unfortunate reality of marriage: boredom and more boredom
As if you didn't need enough reasons to avoid the "M" word, this t-shirt says it all. If you're single, you've got 99 positions, but missionary ain't one. And for the married folk, there's that horizontal shuffle where you have to (yeck) look each other in the eyes.
Sex after marriage by nopantstees
I Tamed the Cougar Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Price: $27.99
Funny Meals on Wheels Women's Fitted T-Shirt (dark
Price: $27.99
Scissor Me Timbers Dark T-Shirt
Price: $24.99
Filthy Manhole Light T-Shirt
Price: $20.99
Funny Douchebag Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Price: $30.99
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ClassyGals Feb 22, 2011 @ 9:39 am | delete
- Quite funny shirts. Blessed by an Angel.
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Wonder-V
Feb 17, 2011 @ 11:52 pm | delete
- I just can't stop looking at that guys cock! LMAO!!
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iamadeathgod
Jun 26, 2010 @ 11:15 am | delete
- Great designs.
Wish I could think up that sort of stuff. Oh well, there are lots of funny t shirt people online and only one of me.
Author of: Smoking Skull SHirt
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poddys
May 16, 2010 @ 4:27 am | delete
- Excellent, some great t-shirts there.
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damnthatsfunny
Oct 27, 2009 @ 12:35 pm | delete
- the swine flu shirt is funny, then again maybe its not.
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Name Here
Aug 20, 2009 @ 9:03 pm | delete
- Some are just wrong, but most are O so funny. Good Work.
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BleuMoonsAttic
Jul 24, 2009 @ 3:05 pm | delete
- Great lens and outstanding T-Shirt designs! 5*, faved, and lensrolled to the ZazzleDazzlers lens.
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