Funny Signs and Billboards

So maybe this sign isn't really "lost in translation," but the added instructions for dogs makes this a favorite funny sign for residents of Vancouver, Canada.

Either this barber has a flatulence problem, or he really likes going to strip clubs maybe? In any event, I really hope that he washes his hands before giving haircuts!

This movie lineup is just so totally inappropriate, but absolutely undeniably hilarious. If this were a real movie, i have no doubt that Chris Hansen would be waiting in this theater 24 hours a day to bust and perv depraved enough to go see a movie with this title.... Who needs AOL chat rooms?

As if touching the electrified rail resulting in instant death wasn't enough of a deterrent, this transit agency thought that they ought to really make the penalty severe by instituting a $200 fine as well. Talking about kicking a guy when he's down (dead)!

This is one of those signs that clearly must be lost in translation. In any event, I think I'll stick with the curry bowl or perhaps some Naan bread. The "tandoori" seems a bit risque for me.

The new Nokia marketing campaign is absolutely HUGE with the kids... "Connocting poople" is the new texting!

My Spanish is a little rusty, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have any desire to go into this place...

I think I'll uh... just take the hot dog. Yikes.

Brilliant sign by this young fella. I've always thought to myself every time I see a fan holding a up large sign at a sporting event: "Man, I would hate to be the poor sucker who paid for tickets and has to sit behind, and put up with that!"

Fine job of pushing the product by this quick-thinking store owner. However, given that it's a road-side sign, maybe it's not the most appropriate time to be encouraging passer-bys to take a long drink of liquor? Oh well... funny stuff regardless!

This gentlemen pictured here has taken to the streets in the hopes of finding grant money for his "alcohol research" project... It's great to see people so dedicated to science!

A little office sarcasm/humor is always enjoyable. The above is a refreshing alternative to the guy who puts up his "motivational" pictures of eagles and/or sunsets with a corny saying underneath.