Funny Panhandler Signs In Austin
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Funny Humorous Signs Out And About In Austin
I love funny humor and anything that makes me laugh. I have seen some really funny signs around the city of Austin Texas including street signs, panhandlers signs and many others living here. I thought I would share them with the world.
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Funny Billboard - Your Band Sucks
In Austin we supposedly have more bands and musicians per capita than any other city in the United States. I took this photo a few summers ago at our hip and cool antique and shopping district in south Austin called soco. It tells you what we who live here already know. Not all bands are talented and great musicians. Soco is short for South Congress which is the main street that leads through downtown Austin to the State Capital. George W Bush Has Sex
funny rude sign by a panhandler in Austin
Well personally I dont have anything to say about George Bush. Good or bad. My thought is if anyone can do better, spend twenty years of your life in school and ten more working in government, then run for President Of The United States. You too can become an overwhelmed political puppet on a string punching bag. Its the job with the weight of the world on your shoulders, Literally.But Willard from Waco didnt like George Bush. I took this photo one Sunday morning as I was riding my mountain bike around the downtown area of Austin. I had to stop and do a double take. Did that sign just read what i thought it did ? It certainly did. George Bush has sex with farm animals. Was Willard there ? Did he witness GW doing this strange act. Willard had just gotten out of jail in Waco the day before and told me he hated the government and GW. I saw him afterwards strolling around Austin with his three big huge bags that were the only belongings he owned. It wasnt soon afterward he was nowhere to be found. The APD probably showed him the road out of town.
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They Told Me Jesus Is Coming
A sign on the drag at The University Of Texas campus
A funny photo I took of a person on the main drag accross from the University Of Texas Campus one early Sunday morning. It reads THEY TOLD ME JESUS IS COMING SO I DECIDED TO STAND HERE AND WAIT. I have seen the person in the photo holding his cardboard sign all over the city of Austin. The sign should read " I need attention and i dont have a job so I will hold this sign all day long".
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Famous Austin Crossdresser Leslie Cochran For Mayor
Meet Leslie Cochran. Austin's infamous transvestite crossdresser who has run for Mayor on several several different occasions. He was the son of a harsh military father and rode to Austin on a 3 wheeler motorcycle from Denver. You can always find Leslie hanging out downtown and on 6th street, our major entertainment district. He panhandles and tourist tip him to take a picture with them. You never know where Leslie will show up next. He is all over the place. When you dont see him for a few days chances are he is in the city jail.
Pandhandler Tricks For Money
A panhandler that always hung out in the downtown Austin area.
At the beginning of the evening his forehead would be like any others.
At the end of the night it was bright red along with a pocket full of money.
He only asked for 25 cents but most people would usually give more.
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Robin
Sep 14, 2010 @ 4:16 pm | delete
- I live in North Austin, and the guy at the corner by my house intechanges his signs, the last one was,
"Ninja's robbed me, Need money for karate lessons"
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skiesgreen
Nov 28, 2009 @ 10:18 pm | delete
- These signs are very telling of the things behind what people do. You would get arrested in Australia if you did things like this as people would think you mad. I love the one about waiting for Jesus. That guy has the right outlook. 5*
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Ramkitten
Nov 25, 2009 @ 11:29 am | delete
- Wow, those signs are funny, pathetic and sad at the same time.
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Heather426
Nov 3, 2009 @ 6:28 pm | delete
- I love Austin! ome funny stuff here.
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Rajays
Nov 3, 2009 @ 1:17 pm | delete
- Love the Uncle Sam poster. They sure want me out of the house. :)
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