Fish Grooming and Other Funny Signs

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Funny Sign Photos Taken by Mom and Me

This page was originally part of my Funny Signs and Bizarre Billboards gallery, but Mom has sent me so many funny sign pictures that I've had to create a new gallery for them.

There are funny church signs, unusual license plates and bumper stickers, and a lot of very strange shop signs. Some are meant to be funny on purpose; other signs are just plain weird.

Without further ado, I give you... Fish Grooming & Other Odd Signs.

All photos © Ann Brundige unless otherwise noted.

Utah Has Funny Church Signs

Then Again, Funny Church Signs Are Everywhere...

Here's a special shout-out for the United Methodist Church of St. George. It seems they've decided that funny church signs are the best way to catch the attention of stray Mormons.

Funny church sign: Do't Wait For Six Strong Men to Bring You to Church

Church Sign: God is our wireless provider

Funny church sign: Wrinkled With Burdens? Come to Our Church for Faith Lift.

A Few More Funny Church Signs...

They Seem to Be Borrowing Each Other's Jokes

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Utah Also Has Many Other Strange Signs

More Photos from Mom

Next our Utah Golf Nut vanity plate:
Funny golf vanity plate: If You Don't Like My Driving, You Should See Me Putt

Outside a local restaurant:
Sign over an antique toilet filled with sand: Leave butts here

A cunning marketing ploy (think about it):
Shop sign: Shoes: Buy 1 Get 1 Free

Cute sign in a diner:
Neatly etched placard on coffee machine: WARNING: Darn hot coffee

Pet groomers and kennels tend to have quirky slogans and names:
Kennel Sign: Doggy Dude Ranch

An odd combination of things to be selling:
Paintball * Food Storage * Violins
(It really is all one store -- they have the same thing painted on a van parked out front.)

And what gun owner doesn't want a transparent bra? (Yes, I know what they meant -- Mom didn't.)
Sign says: Free gun with clearbra. Auto Trim Designs.

Oh no! It's the end of civilization! With typos!
Sign Reads: Emergency Liquidation till gone: Civilizzation

Yet More Funny Billboards & Signs

Funny Sign Pics from Utah 2010

Just in case you weren't clear what metaphor they're using to sell cars...
Funny Cadillac Billboard: Stimulate Yourself

This billboard appears right after the first.
Funny Cadillac Billboard: All Rise

I can't remember what kind of shop this was:
Shop Sign says: Free Smels

Mom said:
"No vacancy. Also, no hotel." (The hotel was torn down.)
Funny Hotel Sign: vacancy under large empty sign; there's no building behind sign

Window decal on a truck...
Funny hunting sticker: If it flies it dies. If it hops it drops. (With picture of duck and deer)

I don't understand them; I just post them.
Advertisement reads simply: Bark Less, Wag More

I feel so reassu ed by their competence.
Typo on Sign: Quality that's got you cove ed

Funky Town!
Funny Billboard: The Jerk Shack, Authentic Jamaican Food

I like their subtle disclaimer. ("It's not our fault; he made us do it!")
Funny pottery shop sign: Let us B Your Pot Dealer (underneath in smaller letters, notes that so-and-so won sign contest)

Yet More Weird Utah Billboards and Signs

What IS It With This State? (And Why Does Mom Always Have a Camera?)

Mom just sent me the latest batch of funny signs from hip and happenin' Utah.

Truth in advertising! Wow.
Funny liposuction sign: We suck!

Remember, this country invented marmite (made from real marmots).

Odd Product For Sale: Wallaby Watermelon Liquorice

More truth in advertising!
Sign says: BIG EARL'S Greasy Eats: The Last Honest Hamburger

Yet more truth in advertising.

Sign says: Ugly Shirt Sale

Sign says: Bathroom Facilities at Hole 6. Please Do Not Use Outdoors as Bathroom.

Drunk Driving Warning Billboard: shows man in jail overalls holding mugshot sign that reads: Happy Hour Is Over

Funny Sign Photos from 2009

Utah Isn't the Only State with Strange Signs...

All of these © Ann Brundige.

The housing meltdown is getting worse.
Unintentionally Funny Sign: Someone stuck up a Room for Rent flyer on a trash can

And people are hanging onto what they have.
Funny no trespassing sign: Private Driveway. Protected by mountain lions.

Only in Texas...
 Texas billboard reads: Sporting Goods / Chain Saws

Also in Texas.
Bumper Sticker: my retriever is smarter than your honor student

Only in southern California...
Vanity plate says 'JOINT MD.' License Plate Frame reads: I fix 'em not smoke 'em.

Dana Point Wharf.
Large sign reads: lobster report cards sold here

Toys for Grown-Ups (I Hope)

Funny Novelty Items in a Store

Mom found these twisted toys at a check-out counter and surreptitiously snapped them.

They've got to be aimed at college students with their warped sense of humor, NOT children.

Avenging Narwhal Playset (narwhal action figure impaling penguins and other cute animals

Avenging Unicorn Playset (same idea)

Bag labeled 'Bag o' cheap plastic Fairies'

The Avenging Unicorn Set Is Real

And Available on Amazon

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This company puts out a lot of strange Archie McPhee style toys, catering to grown ups who haven't grown up. The narwahl and cheap fairies are gone, but the Avenging Unicorn is still for sale. There's also a CRAZY CAT LADY Action Figure and a bunch of other Miscellaneous Gag Gifts.

Yet More Weird Signs from Utah and Texas

How Does Mom Keep Finding These Things?

Most of these are from Utah, except for the shark and weird house, which are in Houston.

All of 'em copyright Ann Brundige.

Funny gas station shop sign offering corn dogs, egg rolls, nightcrawlersFunny billboard: Need a lawyer? [name of firm] with large picture of shark

funny signs: four roadside ads next to each other advertising cheap caskets, temporary help, auto titles and funerary monuments

Funny store sign: Fish groomingBizarre billboard: A cockroad can live without a head for up to a week. Below: [car dealership name]: a bit too honest?

Funny ad: Davis Sod: You Can't Smoke our grass

And there's always the notorious Polygamy Porter ("Why have just one?") ads.

A Few Funny Signs by Yours Truly

I Rarely Have My Camera Handy for a Good Snap, But...

(These are © Ellen Brundige)

Major understatement on warning sign: it reads 'Uneven Sidewalk' next to a sidewalk that's pushed 4 feet in the air by a treeroot,

Corona Del Mar, CA: Skateboarders must love this spot. I approve of leaving the tree alone, though.

Funny parking notice: Small Cars sign posted on a small door (referring to spaces in front of it)
Alewife T-station, Boston. Wait. Where do large cars enter the building?

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