The Top 222 Funniest Sports Names EVER

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230. Sterling Sharpe (Football)
229. Mark Gubicza (baseball)
228. Fran Tarkington (Football)
227. Frank Funk (Baseball)
226. Bake McBride (Baseball)
225. William "The Refrigerator" Perry (Football)
Defensive lineman turned running back. Probably the biggest one ever.
224. Charlie Spikes (Baseball)
223. John Bocabella (Baseball)
222. "Marvelous" Marv Throneberry (Baseball)
"Leader" of perhaps baseball's worst team ever, the '62 NY Mets. I think they thought he had a hole in his glove.
221. Biff Pocaroba (Baseball)
220. Champ Summers (Baseball)
219. Chauncy Billups (Basketball)
218. Bum Phillips (Football)
217. Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila
216. Kiki Cuyler (Baseball)
215. Austin Bibens-Dirkx (Baseball)
214. Fred "The Hammer" Williamson (Football)
213. Frank "The Fudge Hammer" Nunley (Football)
Frank "The Fudge Hammer" played for San Francisco.
212. "White Shoes" Johnson (Football)
White Shoes had maybe the best touchdown celebration dance in football.
211. Deacon Jones (Football)
210. Coy Bacon (Football)
Coy and Deacon played on the Rams "Fearsome Foursome."
209. Ken Yon Rambo
208. Zeke Bratkowski (Football)
207. Bill Pickell (Football)
They would always pronounce this guys name "PICK-KILL" but I knew better :)
206. Fred McGriff (Baseball)
205. Chipper Jones (Baseball)
MCGriff and Chipper played on the Atlanta Braves.
204. Oscar Gamble (Baseball)
His nickname was "The Big O." Google him and check out his 'do!
203. Campy Campanaris (Baseball)
202. Tiki Barber
201. Hawk Harrelson (Baseball)
200. Dave "Kong" Kingman (Baseball)
For Kong Kingman, a real homerun didn't go over the fence. Apparently it had to go out of the stadium.
199. Onterrio Street (Football)
198. Frank Tanana (Baseball)
I used to have an irritating friend who would insist his name was pronounced "TahnYahNah." Suuuure!
197. Bronko Nagurski (Football)
196. Boog Powell (Baseball)
195. Rex Hudler (Baseball)
The Wonderdog. Also known as "The Bug Eater" when he pulled a junebug off his cap and teammates dared him to eat it, which he did aafter they apparently antied up $800. Those things buzz going down. I once heard it when I saw a cat eat one!
194. Dick Johnson (Nascar)
193. Pete Johnson (Football)
192. Al Kaline (Baseball)
I once saw the word "alkaline" on a battery and thought "What's he doing one a battery?"
191. Rance Mullinicks (Baseball)
190. John Wockenfuss (Baseball)
189. Mookie Wilson (Baseball)
188. Chili Davis (Baseball)
Possibly the greatest Jamaican player in MLB history. Once broke a bat over his knee.
187. Rocky Cherry (Baseball)
186. Tuffy Rhoades (Baseball)
185. Bivian Lee (Football)
I remember watching a New Orleans Saints Vs. LA Rams game on TV when he did something great, and I'm sure they put his name up there as "Vivian"
184. Saint Saffold (Football)
183. Oshiomogho Atogwe (Football)
182. Jack Ham (Football)
181. Mia Hamm (Soccer)
180. Arkie Vaughn (Baseball)
179. Homer Bush (Baseball)
178. Catfish Hunter (Baseball)
177. Blue Moon Odom (Baseball)
Catfish and Blue Moon were on the same early Oakland A's pitching staff that included Jumbo Jim Nash and Mudcat Grant.
176. Madison Bumgarner (Baseball)
175. Jim Fairey (Baseball)
174. Jimmy Gobble (Baseball)
173. Bombo Rivera (Baseball)
172. Dave Heaverlo (Baseball)
I'm pretty sure "Heave-'r-low" was a sinker baller.
171. Tshimanga Biakabutuka (Football)
170. Kasey Kiker (Baseball)
169. Emerson Boozer (Football)
168. Fair Hooker (Football)
167. Goose Gossage (Baseball)
166. Jim Walewander (Baseball)
165. Kywin Supernaw (Football)
164. Billy Buckner (Baseball)
I'm sure there are many people in this world who do not consider this name funny.
163. Richard Johnson (Soccer)
162. Brett Butler (Baseball)
161. Rollie Fingers (Baseball)
Great pitching fingers, and, I'm sure, great handlebar mustache twirling fingers as well.
160. Oggie Oglethorpe (Hockey)
159. Shane Youman (Baseball)
158. Bimbo Coles (Basketball)
157. Stylez G. White (Football)
156. Rocky Roquet (Baseball)
155. Roland Office (Baseball)
154. Gaylord Perry (Baseball)
King of the spitball. Or maybe he just made everyone THINK he was. Who knows?
153. Dazzy Vance (Baseball)
152. Spud Webb (Basketball)
151. Legedu Naanee (football)
150. Chad Ocho Cinco (Football)
Why settle for being just be plain old Chad Johnson (which in itself is a pretty entertaining name, especially if you remember back to the campaigns of George Bush and Al Gore, which seemed to be all about "hanging chads") when you can be Chad Ocho Cinco?
149. Richie Rich (Football)
148. Bubba Smith (Football)
147. Bubba Paris (Football)
Offensive lineman and defensive lineman. Oh, why couldn't these two guys ever have played each other? Imagine the confusion when the crowd would roar, "Kill, Bubba!"
146. Wimpy Winther (Boxing)
145. Chris Handburger (Football)
144. Wimpy Quinn (Baseball)
Imagine #146, #145 and #144 getting together!
143. Pie Traynor (Baseball)
142. Pork Chop Pough (Baseball)
141. Jethro Pugh (Football)
#142 and #141 would be another entertaining get together.
140. Taylor Teagarden (Baseball)
139. Coco Crisp (Baseball)
138. Coco Laboy (Baseball)
Here's one for cocoa lovers!
137. NNamdi Asomugha (Football)
136. Jesus Aristamunyo (Baseball)
135. Rowdy Hardy (Baseball)
134. Otto Addo (Soccer)
133. Corky Evans (Baseball)
132. Too Tall Jones (Football)
131. Scott Speed (Auto Racing)
130. Billy Joe (Football)
129. Cory Lekkerkerkerker (NFL)
128. Enos Slaughter (Baseball)
127. Uwe Von Shamann (Football)
126. Ripper Collins (Baseball)
125. Hack Wilson (Baseball)
124. Wesley Swackhamer (Baseball)
Ripper and Hack could rip and hack all day long, it would have been great if Swackhamer was in their league.
123. Ali-Haji Sheik (Football)
122. Mike Lemonjello (Bowling)
If you know anything about PBA bowling, here's a great Mike Lemongello story-[url]http://www.actionbowlers.com/articles/icewater.htm[/url]
121. Cedric Killings (Football)
120. Sonny Sixkiller (Football)
These guys should have been on the field with Bubba Smith and Bubba Paris!
119. Milton Bradley (Baseball)
118. Touraj "T.J." Houshmandzadeh (Football)
117. Dizzy Dean (Baseball)
116. Usain Bolt (Track and Field)
Olympic record holder for the 100 meter dash. Runs like a bolt of lightning.
115. Dusty Rhodes (Baseball)
Also Dusty "The American Dream" Rhodes from wrestling, but I stayed away from wrestling (and horse racing) names to make this list.
114. Lafayette "Fat" Lever (Basketball)
113. Jung Bong (Baseball)
112. Brandon Puffer (Baseball)
Jung and Brandon appeared on the same baseball card together, check it out at [url]http://www.grandstandsports.com/pages/19627.htm[/url]
111. Jim Bob Cooter (Football)
110. Nicky Butt (Soccer)
109. Dan Bunz (Football)
108. Dave Butz (Football)
107. Fabian Assman (Soccer)
106. Heinie Groh (Baseball)
You would have thought these people would be bringing up the rear of this list.
105. Irina Slutskaya (Figure Skating)
104. Natalie Titcume (Softball)
103. De'Cody Fagg (Football)
102. Ben Gay (Football)
101. Manute Bol (Basketball)
Way bigger than the Big Unit...
100. Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson (Baseball)
99. Randy Bush (Baseball)
What exactly do you get when you put #100 and #99 together?
98. Earvin "Magic" Johnson (Basketball)
97. Ervin "Stiff" Johnson (Basketball)
96. Golden Johnson (Boxer)
95. Pete LaCock (Baseball)
94. Jack Glasscock (Baseball)
93. Dick Green (Baseball)
92. Dick Cox (Baseball)
91. Dick Wantz (Baseball)
90. Dick Button (Figure Skating)
89. Dick Poll (Baseball)
88. Dick Manville (Baseball)
87. Dick Drago (Baseball)
OUCH! :(
86. Woody Held (Baseball)
85. Floyd Jumbo Cummings (Boxing)
84. Ching Ming-Wang (Baseball)
83. Dickie Flowers (Baseball)
82. Stubbie Clapp (Baseball)
81. Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala (Football)
WHAT THE...?
80. Razor Shines (Baseball)
79. Urban Shocker (Baseball)
78. Mike "Mario" Aldrete (Baseball)
77. AJ Gass (Football)
I put in AJ Gass with Mario Aldrete, but putting him in with Dean Windass might have been a good choice too.
76. Darryl Strawberry (Baseball)
75. Willie Mays Hayes (Baseball)
74. D'Brickashaw Ferguson (Football)
73. BenJarvis Green-Ellis (Football)
D'Brickashaw Ferguson (lineman) blocking for BenJarvis Green-Ellis (running back) would be pretty awesome!
72. Doctor Khumalo (Soccer)
71. Mister Simpson (Football)
70. Walter Tin Kit "Sneeze" Achiu (The first Asian to play in the NFL) (Football)
69. Britt Barefoot (Football)
68. Keith Toogood (Football)
67. Gilles Yapi Yapo (Soccer)
66. Johnny Moustache (Soccer)
65. Danny Invincible (Soccer)
64. Perry Digweed (Soccer)
63. Junior Agogo (Soccer)
62. Danger Fourpence (Soccer)
61. Norman Conquest (Soccer)
60. Mozart (Soccer)
59. Have-A-Look Dube (Soccer)
58. Baby Doll Jacobson (Baseball)
57. Boof Bonser (Baseball)
56. Boots Boffenberger (Baseball)
55. Harry Colon (Football)
54. Ron Tugnutt (Hockey)
53. Van Lingle Mungo (Baseball)
52. Jug Earp (Football)
51. Ruud Brood (Soccer)
50. World B Free (Basketball)
49. Miroslav Satan (Hockey)
48. Lance Pitlick (Hockey)
47. Peter Van Noord (Basketball)
46. Kirby Dar Dar (Football)
45. OJ Mayo (Basketball)
44. Doudou Toure (Soccer)
43. George Shorthose (Football)
42. Taz Knockum (Football)
41. George Magulick (rhymes with "made you lick") (Football)
40. El Boom Boom Moorer (Boxing)
39. Trung Canidate (Football)
38. JJ Putz (Baseball)
37. "Night Train" Lane (Football)
36. Creedence Clearwater Couto (Soccer)
35. Kyle Sackrider (Football)
34. Love (Soccer)
33. Dean Windass (Soccer)
32. Majestic Mapp (Basketball)
31. Cerzo Fung A Wing (Soccer)
30. Gump Worsley (Hockey)
29. Gerd Bonk (Weightlifting)
28. Uwe Blab (Basketball)
27. God Shamgod (Basketball)
26. Gregor Fucka (Soccer)
25. Red Hickey (Football)
24. Exree Hipp (Basketball)
23. I.M. Hipp (Football)
22. Toby Oshitola (Soccer)
21. Pau Gasol (Basketball)
20. Assol Slivets (Skiing)
19. Bum-Ho Lee (Baseball)
18. Craphonso Thorpe (Football)
17. Pusseyfoot Hyman (Baseball)
16. Jorge Poo Tang (Baseball)
15. Misty Hyman (Swimming)
14. Rusty Kunts (Baseball)
13. Dick Trickle (Auto Racing)
12. Dick Butkus (Fo

12. Dick Butkus (Football)
11. Chubby Cox (Basketball)
10. Johnny "Ugly" Dickshot (Baseball)
9. Pull Dickoff (Soccer)
8. Wonder Monds (Football)
7. Wonderful Terrific Monds III (Baseball)
6. Kaka (Soccer)
5. Lucious Pussey (Football)
4. He Hate Me (Football-XFL)
3. I Hate He (Football-XFL)
2. I Hate He Too (Football-XFL)
1. Tim Spooneybarger (Baseball)

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