The Funniest Squidoo Lensmasters

Geeksquid Chef Keem dares you to gigglegag through these giggleloops 

Can you say: Security Word?

Arkansas Hillbilly The Official Redneck of the South

Funny Arkansas Jokes Before we go any further, I just want to say I am from Arkansas Country! So I have the experience to back this page up!! Whats the first thing that comes to your mind when someone says Arkansas? Most people will say hillbillies. S...

UGLY STICKERS (and Rubber Uglies)!

UGLY STICKERS are sought after by many collectors today due to the exceptionally high quality of the artwork they display and because they so perfectly represent the monster madness that was going on in sixties pop culture. While the young adults du...

Security Word Thesaurus

Security word: a feature at Squidoo that verifies lenses are being created by human beings and not a smelly computer robot that has nothing else better to do than sit around drinking coffee and collecting unemployment. Note: this lens is simply for f...

Mastering The Office Prank

You spend eight hours a day with these people! Eight hours a day! Eight hours with people you don't even get to pick. Eight hours with the guy who has something to say about EVERYTHING. Eight hours with the sci-fi dork who lives in his parent'...

CHURCH OF CHORTLE

The Church of Chortle is dedicated to the worship of wit, whimsy and wonk. Anyone amused at the thought of sharing a pew with a Goddess of Giggles and a Grin-And-Bear-It Guru is most welcome to join in the fun and frivolity...

Squidoo Love Letter Lenses & Weird Word Weenies 

Ode To Squidoo

My dearest Squidoo, I write to you today not in private as I usually do, but in a public forum, so as not to merely share my love with you, but to proclaim it to all the world.  You bring me new life; you give me meaning; you constantl...

WEIRD WORDS

The English language is full of weird words that are oddly amusing and even a tad confusing at times. This loopy lens is dedicated to creating an awareness of old, obscure, and perhaps outlandish words that are really quite tame&nb...

Why Do I Love Squidoo With All My Heart?

This goes far beyond addiction.  Far beyond fondness.  Far beyond even longing. This is love. True love! Squidoo. This lens is for you. Don't feel embarrassed.  I know how you must be feeling. Curious, confused, ignited...

THE GREAT BIG GIGGLE GUIDE

Tired of draining swamps, duelling dragons, and dodging the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?   Take a break; join the Wonderful World of Wit & Wonk! After all, laughter's the best medicine for what ails you and, th...

I know my Weenie!

Who proclaimed with all his might: "Weeni - Widi - Wici!"? Caesar - upon conquering the Frankfurters! Ouch...! Really good ones are hard to find - jokes as well as wiener dogs. It's very important to know your weenie! Here are some recommendations f...

Squidooing - Mental Illness or Saving Grace? 

Do You Have An Obsession With Squidoo?

Are you addicted to Squidoo? Does your husband, wife, friend, child have to drag you kicking and screaming away from your computer? Do you forget to eat? Do you have a sore finger from refreshing your Squidoo Stats? If you answered yes to any of thes...

Squiddiction | A Scientific Analysis

Squiddiction is a relatively new disorder characterized by behavioral deviation such as Obsessive Compulsive Squidooing (OCS)[1]. Numerous reference can be found throughout the site with regards to the squiddictive potential of its use. This suggest...

You're Addicted to Squidoo When...?

ADDICTION...Or are you an addict? In the dictionary it says "enslaved to a habit or dependent on something habit forming". Well you just might be an addict. You love to wake up every morning, turn on your laptop, hit the bookmark icon and head to Squ...

Moving Right Along In The Animal Kingdom! 

Have more fun with four legs!

Southern Road Kill Cooking

It's downright sinful to waste in the South. No sir-ee. Clean your plate - or else. You don't throw out perfectly good food stuff. Someone in China might be starving. Of course, it may very well be that kids in China hear the same story. "Clean...

Wolpertinger - Bavarian Jackalope?

Fun facts about a Bavarian "hero": The famed and fabled horned rabbit/squirrel or whatever animal - the Wolpertinger. In Germany, especially in the Southern Free State of Bavaria, they're called "Wolpertingers". Just like their American counterpart...

The Thor-acle

I'm Thor and I'm Completely Perfect.  You don't  know me, but you will!  You don't like bulldogs, but you will! You think I'm ferocious, you think I'm too big? You'll be stuck  on me before its over!    Thor on Wikifido Cr...

Singing Dogs Video Showcase

Hi, my name is Bugsy and I just love to watch "Americanine Idol". Especially, when ole pal Simon bullies around some of them wet poodles. That always makes me wanna pee on the carpet. But my Mommy would not like that one bit, and my Bavarian Chef Dad...

The scoop on doo!

Last year I got a mild bout of gastroenteritis. Not a fun thing 'cause it comes with the "Big D" and a real upset tummy. For two weeks, it was all about my doo! Was it solid, was it runny, what color was it. They even looked at it under a...

Join The Mosquito Protection Society! 

And help to make the world a gentler place...

Mosquito Protection Society

I know you are probably asking yourself who on earth would harm such tiny, fairy-like creatures, but sadly, millions of mosquitoes are injured or killed every year by humans. Our goal at the Mosquito Protection Society is to educate people about how...

Fun With The Wind - A Classic! 

These lenses will blow you away!

Farting As An Art Form: Joseph Pujol - Le Petomane.

Long before Paris Hilton, preachers, and other celebrity farting videos on YouTube became popular - there was Joseph Pujol. His stage name "Le Petomane" translates into "The Farting Maniac". For 2 years (1892-1894) he was the farting star attraction...

Toots - A Taboo Topic That's TOO Funny!

Toots. AKA: Farts, gas, regurgitated butt air. To some they're a sense of foulness.  A topic best kept under wraps and never mentioned in public. But they're also SO funny! And horrifying all the same. I don't know why they've always made me laugh...

Dealing With Boredom And Other Exciting Stuff... 

...like cleaning, menopause, and bad-hair-days

Menopause: You Need Some Laughter!

It is no fun being a cantankerous hell-on-wheels! Especially if you aren't used to it! Well I knew something was wrong when my usual charming self found it okay to flip the bird to someone that ticked me off on the highway - thank goodness I don...

I Hate to Clean

I hate to clean so instead I'm just sitting here at my computer.  I'm not vacuuming.  I'm not doing the laundry, washing dishes or scrubbing the floor.  I'm not sweeping up dog hair.  I'm not looking for dust bunnie...

Having a Bad Hair Day?

Everyone has a bad hair day from time to time, right?  Instead of fighting it, I say just make the most of it.  Indeed, why not celebrate it!  Hey, other people may laugh at your bad hair so why not laugh with...

Top 50 Worst, Most Boring Sight-Seeing Trips in America Part 2

Now joined by a Great Dane named Rolf who adopted them in Missouri, our intrepid travelers stumble their way through the most breathtaking scenery our great country has to offer, without managing to see a bit of it. Part Two takes them from Montana...

Top 50 Worst, Most Boring Sight-Seeing Trips in America Part 1

Meet the Mundanes. Bob, Fred, Amber, Fred and Amber's mom, and the frog. There they go, driving through some of the most magnificent scenery and walking across some of the most hallowed historical ground that America has to offer, but you can bet th...

I Hate Packing! Driving Like A Complete Idiot - And Other Major Pet Peeves... 

Squidoo lensmasters' soap box!

The Battle Hymn of the Toilet

You know it's true ... the real battle of the sexes takes place in the loo. Up or down? Hit or miss? Over or under? Let your opinions rip here!

I Hate Packing

In the last 31 years, I have lived in 29 houses that I can remember since I was 5. This does not include places from before I was 5, and does not include multiple times of living in the same house. And no, I was not in a military family. We just move...

The Thinking Man's Guide To The Benefits Of Driving Like A Complete Idiot

You're looking at a long-overdue intellectual master piece - a work for the ages, crafted by sages. If you are not a thinking man, you might miss the great benefits outlined here in this handy yet easy-on-the-eye guide to the previously unheard-of be...

My Pet Peeves - Those Things That Annoy Me

MY PET PEEVES is a lens about those little things in life that really annoy or frustrate you. It can be things that aren't designed or made correctly, or things that people do that just frustrate the heck out of you. So what drives you crazy? I adde...

Who woulda thunk? (always place strong keywords in your module titles!) 

(Subtitles count big with Google!) Toilet Seats! Etc.

The World's Greatest Mysteries

I'm sure that the vast majority of us will be very familiar with the famous mystery and conundrum about which came first, the chicken or the egg, but for me, there are far greater mysteries and puzzles to ponder in this modern world of ours. "Why do...

The Many, Many, Many Uses for Duct Tape

OK Duct Tape is just that. Tape. Heavy-duty silver sticky tape. Now here's where the fun starts. For some reason duct tape has become a cult classic, a pop culture icon of sorts. People have created clothing, shoes, bras, dwellings, outhouses, a...

Unique Toilet Seats For Your Home

There is an entire market out there for unique themed toilet seats. There is a seat for every decorating style on the planet. I especially love the clear acrylic designs. Here are the lastest and greatest designs in toilet seats.

Velveeta...Unwrapped

An in-depth look at one of the most villified foods in the United States. It's right up there with Spam. Get the history, find recipes you won't believe, learn how to make your own, find out what you do when someone gives you 30 pounds of Velveeta as...

My Amazon Anti-Wish List

I spend a lot of time on Amazon.com.  My time is probably split in three parts:  shopping, learning, and listening.  During this time, I have stumbled upon several items that I absolutely do not want.  I have kept track of this li...

Promising Newbies! 

We'll keep an eye on you!

How to Tell a Joke -- A Guide to Joke-Telling

Stunned silence isn’t the response most of us are looking for when we tell a joke.  To help improve your odds of laughter, you may want to try a couple tricks of the trade. 1.       Know your material.  Pr...

The Rick Roll: Great Internet Meme, Or The GREATEST Internet Meme?

Individually, popular music and the internet have lent to some great moments in history. Music has gathered people around causes ("All we are saying... is give peace a chance"); the internet has facilitated the flow of information across the globe....

There's A Funny New Kid On The Block... 

She's cracking me up. I need an NA meeting!

Grumble Headquarters: Where Crabapples, Sourpusses, and Grumblers Unite

Wars. Earthquakes. Robberies. Overpriced groceries. Train wrecks. Barking dogs. Snooty neighbors. Thirsty gas tanks. A gnat doing backflips in your coffee. Ain't life grand? Grumbling affects relationships and hampers productivity. Grouchy people...

Wordaholics Anonymous

So, you can't stay away from the those ads on the grocery store bulletin board, hmmm? Can't fight the urge to read every disclaimer on product packaging? If you spot an interesting hand-scribbled scrap blowing across the parking lot, admit it...you...

Disclaimers for Dummies

So, it all started a decade ago, when I opened the Operator's Manual that came with my shiny new microwave oven. My eyes landed on a list of do-not's, and this one jumped out at me: DO NOT place a live animal in the microwave. Doing so could be fata...

Turkey's Manifesto

Dear Concerned Friends & Cohorts, Tom here. You might remember me from Turkey's Last Stand, where I shared my plight. The Great Featherquake of 2008 had me scrambling for my life, trying to outrun Farmer's sharp axe. The response to my story has b...

Turkey's Last Stand

Tom here Hey, how goes it? Back in the 'hood, you probably know me as The Bird. My mother (God rest her soul) wanted me to have a fair shake in life, so she sold me upriver for a bushel of corn, the crunchy kind that makes turkeys gobble and trot. W...

Missing A Sense Of Humor? Pray About It! 

Go live in a funny place and make up your vocabulary, too!

Words and Phrases that Should Exist but Probably Don't

Ever suffered from aerosomnambulism? Would you know if you had..? Ever been tempted to call someone a scritoon but had no idea why? Ever felt slightly schadengrint? If you answered YES (or JA or OUI!) to any of the above, congrafumigations! You'r...

Spiritual Jokes And Stories: The Funniest Spirituality Ever

Without spirituality, life has no meaning, no direction. Without Jokes... well life just wouldn't be as much fun. These jokes will make you laugh, while you gain insight.

FUNNY PLACE NAMES

What possessed anyone to come up with these daffy, delectable, or downright distinctive town names like Black Tickle (Newfoundland & Labrador), Humptulips (Washington), and Frog Suck (Wyoming)? And quite frankly, who would want to admit that they ha...

Hey Monkeybrain! 

Fights worth fighting for for fighting's sake!

Limburger Cheese -- YUMMY or Stinky?

LIMBURGER Cheese is Yummy! I absolutely LOVE the taste of Limburger Cheese. Yes, it is YUMMY and delicious with a slice of onion on a fresh piece of rye bread. I've been loving this pungent cheese since I was a wee one in Northeastern Ohio. It seems...

What's in the reflection of Vice President Dick Cheney's Sunglasses?

What's in the reflection of Vice President Dick Cheney's Sunglasses? This photo of Dick Cheney from the white House Website shows Vice President Cheney fly fishing on the Snake River in Idaho. This in itself is no big deal until people examined more...

Will Bunny Take Over the World?

Will Bunny Take Over the World? Bunny has set out to reach global domination and has asked forum posters everywhere to help him reach that goal. Oddly, thousands of forum members have been drawn in by Bunny's plea and added him to their forum signatu...

Kool-Aid Man vs. Hawaiian Punch's Punchy: Who would win in a fight?

Kool-Aid Man vs. Hawaiian Punch's Punchy: Who would win in a fight? They've been duking it out in their own separate sets of television commercials (and on grocery store shelves) since 1975, when the frosty, serene-faced Pitcher-Man evolved into the...

The Quipping Queen - Empress Of Eccentricity! 

The Funniest of all Lensmasters? Probably.

THINGS WITH NO NAMES

This light-hearted lens is devoted to things without names. More to the point, in a world full of "brand names", it's just not cool to be a nameless nonentity. By creating an awareness of everyday "No Name" people, places, and...

God made toilet paper to roll only one way.

God made toilet paper to roll only one way. In the great scheme of things, knowing how to install a toilet paper roll correctly can save your butt and your marriage, if not enhance your chances for promotion and that elusive golden key to the executi...

DAFFY DISEASES

"The Dictionary of Daffy Diseases" is a lighthearted lens devoted to all manner of intriguing indispositions, mirthful maladies, and side-splitting sicknesses for which there may be no known cure. And if truth...

THE GLORIOUS GLOSSARY OF SNIT

The Glorious Glossary of SNIT is dedicated to the many marvellous mavens of melodrama and misbehaved mademoiselles of mayhem who inhabit the universe.  "Snit" has become synonymous with the unpredictable feisty or flummoxed behavior of...

FUNNY NAMES FOLIO

On behalf of the Organization of Odd Or Peculiar Syntax (OOPS), welcome to the Funny Names Folio. This light-hearted lens is devoted to highlighting a plethora of pretty unsual personal names (real ones), nonsensical nom de plumes (fa...

More Giant Squids Smile Upon You... 

Do you think that's funny?

Amish Cultural Collisions

Even, or especially, in America, cultural collisions happen every day. Who knew Americans could be SO different, one from another.  The  Amish aren't exempt from modern living,  they even have their own computer virus... the ONLY ...

Squidoo's Peculiar Lensranking System!

How would you feel if your creator hadn't bothered to give you a name? (S)He (It's) our All Important Squidoo mascot, and a very busy boy (girl) (thing)!  It's just... outrageous! Help right the wrongs done to this poor little squid. Help us Sec...

Secret Frankenstein Testing & Experiment Laboratory

This is my scientific squidoo test lens, the one where I test out all kinds of stuff to  improve squidoo, the world and the human race. Since government funding has decreased, and Bill Gates is unconvinced of the ongoing value of my experiments;...

The Stress Buster Lensography

On one of my other lenses I was talking about getting rid of work place stress and it got me to thinking about ways to fill your life with happiness and joy, which in turn resulted in the creation of this lens devoted to finding ways to be happy. A h...

Write Good With Help From William Safire's Fumblerules

Years ago, way before I was cornated as a Giant Squid, folks was always trying to illicit my good writing secrets. Heck, what was I suppose to do? Hoard them like a greedy miser in my chester drawers? Anyways, I could care less about there getting be...