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• Funny "Rooster" Game
• Geeksquid Chef Keem dares you to gigglegag through these giggleloops
• Wasn't it Caesar who said: Weenie, Widi, Wici?
• Squidoo Love Letter Lenses & Weird Word Weenies
• Squidooing - Mental Illness or Saving Grace?
• Talking About Mental Illness...
• Rehab Works!
• Moving Right Along In The Animal Kingdom!
• Join The Mosquito Protection Society!
• Fun With The Wind - A Classic!
• Handsome Hunks Having Horrible Hair Day!
• Dealing With Boredom And Other Exciting Stuff...
• I Hate Packing! Driving Like A Complete Idiot - And Other Major Pet Peeves...
• More of the Invincible Rooster...
• Who woulda thunk? (always place strong keywords in your module titles!)
• One Convincing Ad!
• Promising Newbies!
• Missing A Sense Of Humor? Pray About It!
• Hey Monkeybrain!
• The Quipping Queen - Empress Of Eccentricity!
• Chef Keem sings! Yummy or Stinky?
• More Giant Squids Smile Upon You...
• Join the Masterpiece Movement on Squidoo Group...
• Vote for the Funniest Lensmaster on Squidoo!
• Do You Know How Yodeling Began?
• Wanna be funny? Wanna get all the... you know...?
• If you buy these books -
• Jeff Dunham Is My Hero!
• Don't be a weenie - leave a comment!
• Make us laugh or make us cry, leave a note and say good-bye!

Funny "Rooster" Game 

Russian Roulette "Lodge-Style"

The Rooster

Chef Keem entertains his Alaskan lodge guests weekly with this hilarious game of speed, deception, and potential loss of hearing. After 5 seasons of performances, the "rooster" remains "unslapped".

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Geeksquid Chef Keem dares you to gigglegag through these giggleloops 

Can you say: Security Word?

CHURCH OF CHORTLE

The Church of Chortle is dedicated to the worship of wicked wit, waggish wonk and whiffling whimsy. Anyone amused at the thought of sharing a pew with a Goddess of Giggles and a Grin-And-Bear-It Guru is most welcome to join in the...

Mastering The Office Prank

You spend eight hours a day with these people!  Eight hours a day!  Eight hours with people you don't even get to pick.  Eight hours with the guy who has something to say about EVERYTHING.  Eight hours with the sci-fi dork who liv...

Arkansas Hillbilly The Official Redneck of the South

Whats the first thing that comes to your mind when someone says Arkansas? Most people will say hillbillies. Some might say Clinton or Razorbacks. But, the most common conception of Arkansas is the Hillbilly. People assume that the citizens of Arkansa...

Security Word Thesaurus

Security word: a feature at Squidoo that verifies lenses are being created by human beings and not a smelly computer robot that has nothing else better to do than sit around drinking coffee and collecting unemployment. Note: this lens is simply for f...

UGLY STICKERS (and Rubber Uglies)!

UGLY STICKERS are sought after by many collectors today due to the exceptionally high quality of the artwork they display and because they so perfectly represent the monster madness that was going on in sixties pop culture. While the young adults du...

Squidoo Love Letter Lenses & Weird Word Weenies 

I know my Weenie!

Who proclaimed with all his might: "Weeni - Widi - Wici!"? Caesar - upon conquering the Frankfurters! Ouch...! Really good ones are hard to find - jokes as well as wiener dogs. It's very important to know your weenie! Here are some recommendations f...

Why Do I Love Squidoo With All My Heart?

This goes far beyond addiction.  Far beyond fondness.  Far beyond even longing. This is love. True love! Squidoo. This lens is for you. Don't feel embarrassed.  I know how you must be feeling. Curious, confused, ignited...

WEIRD WORDS

The English language is full of weird words that are oddly amusing and even a tad confusing at times. This loopy lens is dedicated to creating an awareness of old, obscure, and perhaps outlandish words that are really quite tame&nb...

THE GREAT BIG GIGGLE GUIDE

Tired of draining swamps, duelling dragons, and dodging the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?   Take a break; join the Wonderful World of Wit & Wonk! After all, laughter's the best medicine for what ails you and, th...

Ode To Squidoo

My dearest Squidoo, I write to you today not in private as I usually do, but in a public forum, so as not to merely share my love with you, but to proclaim it to all the world.  You bring me new life; you give me meaning; you constantl...

Squidooing - Mental Illness or Saving Grace? 

Do You Have An Obsession With Squidoo?

Are you addicted to Squidoo? Does your husband, wife, friend, child have to drag you kicking and screaming away from your computer? Do you forget to eat? Do you have a sore finger from refreshing your Squidoo Stats? If you answered yes to any of thes...

Squiddiction | A Scientific Analysis

Squiddiction is a relatively new disorder characterized by behavioral deviation such as Obsessive Compulsive Squidooing (OCS)[1]. Numerous reference can be found throughout the site with regards to the squiddictive potential of its use. This suggest...

You're Addicted to Squidoo When...?

ADDICTION...Or are you an addict? In the dictionary it says "enslaved to a habit or dependent on something habit forming." Well you just might be an addict. You love to wake up every morning, turn on your laptop, hit the bookmark icon and head to Squ...

Talking About Mental Illness... 

...without any saving grace!

Rehab Works! 

Life is so much better in recovery!

Moving Right Along In The Animal Kingdom! 

Have more fun with four legs!

Wolpertinger - Bavarian Jackalope?

Fun facts about a Bavarian "hero": The famed and fabled horned rabbit/squirrel or whatever animal. In Germany, especially in the Southern Free State of Bavaria, they're called "Wolpertingers". Just like their American counterparts - the Jackalopes -...

The Thor-acle

I'm Thor and I'm Completely Perfect.  You don't  know me, but you will!  You don't like bulldogs, but you will! You think I'm ferocious, you think I'm too big? You'll be stuck  on me before its over!    Thor on Wikifido Cr...

The scoop on doo!

Recently I got a mild bout of gastroenteritis. Not a fun thing 'cause it comes with the "Big D" and a real upset tummy. For two weeks, it was all about my doo! Was it solid, was it runny, what color was it. They even looked at it under a mi...

Southern Road Kill Cooking

It's downright sinful to waste in the South. No sir-ee. You don't throw out perfectly good food stuff. Someone in China might be starving. Of course, it may very well be that kids in China hear the same story. "Clean that plate. Kids in the Sout...

Singing Dogs Video Showcase

Hi, my name is Bugsy and I just love to watch "Americanine Idol". Especially, when ole pal Simon bullies around some wet poodles. That always makes me wanna pee on the carpet. But my Mommy would not like that one bit, and my Bavarian Chef Daddy says...

Join The Mosquito Protection Society! 

And help to make the world a gentler place...

Mosquito Protection Society

I know you are probably asking yourself who on earth would harm such tiny, fairy-like creatures, but sadly, millions of mosquitoes are injured or killed every year by humans. Our goal at the Mosquito Protection Society is to educate people about how...

Fun With The Wind - A Classic! 

These lenses will blow you away!

Toots - A Taboo Topic That's TOO Funny!

Toots. AKA: Farts, gas, regurgitated butt air. To some they're a sense of foulness.  A topic best kept under wraps and never mentioned in public. But they're also SO funny! And horrifying all the same. I don't know why they've always made me laugh...

Fart-ist, Art-ist, Showman Extraordinaire: Joseph Pujol - Le Petomane.

His stage name "Le Petomane" translates into "The Fart Maniac". For 2 years (1892-1894) he was the star attraction at the Moulin Rouge in Paris, France. We're talking about Joseph Pujol: "Le Fartiste" - the man whose talent to fart-at-will made him w...

Dealing With Boredom And Other Exciting Stuff... 

...like cleaning, menopause, and bad-hair-days

Having a Bad Hair Day?

Everyone has a bad hair day from time to time, right?  Instead of fighting it, I say just make the most of it.  Indeed, why not celebrate it!  Hey, other people may laugh at your bad hair so why not laugh with...

I Hate to Clean

I hate to clean so instead I'm just sitting here at my computer.  I'm not vacuuming.  I'm not doing the laundry, washing dishes or scrubbing the floor.  I'm not sweeping up dog hair.  I'm not looking for dust bunnie...

Top 50 Worst, Most Boring Sight-Seeing Trips in America Part 1

Meet the Mundanes. Bob, Fred, Amber, Fred and Amber's mom, and the frog. There they go, driving through some of the most magnificent scenery and walking across some of the most hallowed historical ground that America has to offer, but you can bet th...

Menopause: You Need Some Laughter!

It is no fun being a cantankerous hell-on-wheels! Especially if you aren't use to it! Well I knew something was wrong when my usual charming self found it okay to flip the bird to someone that ticked me off on the highway (thank goodness I don't live...

Top 50 Worst, Most Boring Sight-Seeing Trips in America Part 2

Now joined by a Great Dane named Rolf who adopted them in Missouri, our intrepid travelers stumble their way through the most breathtaking scenery our great country has to offer, without managing to see a bit of it. Part Two takes them from Montana...

I Hate Packing! Driving Like A Complete Idiot - And Other Major Pet Peeves... 

Squidoo lensmasters' soap box!

I Hate Packing

In the last 30 years, I have lived in 29 houses that I can remember since I was 5. This does not include places from before I was 5, and does not include multiple times of living in the same house. And no, I was not in a military family. We just move...

The Thinking Man's Guide To The Benefits Of Driving Like A Complete Idiot

You're looking at a long-overdue intellectual master piece - a work for the ages, crafted by sages. If you are not a thinking man, you might miss the great benefits outlined here in this handy yet easy-on-the-eye guide to the previously unheard-of be...

My Pet Peeves - Things That Annoy Me

MY PET PEEVES is all about those little things in life that annoy or frustrate you. It can be things that aren't designed or made correctly, or things that people do that just frustrate the heck out of you. I added a few of my pet peeves (which by t...

More of the Invincible Rooster... 

Who woulda thunk? (always place strong keywords in your module titles!) 

(Subtitles count big with Google!) Toilet Seats! Etc.

My Amazon Anti-Wish List

I spend a lot of time on Amazon.com.  My time is probably split in three parts:  shopping, learning, and listening.  During this time, I have stumbled upon several items that I absolutely do not want.  I have kept track of this li...

Velveeta...Unwrapped

An in-depth look at one of the most villified foods in the United States. It's right up there with Spam. Get the history, find recipes you won't believe, learn how to make your own, find out what you do when someone gives you 30 pounds of Velveeta as...

The Many, Many, Many Uses for Duct Tape

OK Duct Tape is just that. Tape. Heavy-duty silver sticky tape. Now here's where the fun starts. For some reason duct tape has become a cult classic, a pop culture icon of sorts. People have created clothing, shoes, bras, dwellings, outhouses, a...

Unique Toilet Seats For Your Home

There is an entire market out there for unique themed toilet seats. There is a seat for every decorating style on the planet. I especially love the clear acrylic designs. Here are the lastest and greatest designs in toilet seats.

The World's Greatest Mysteries

We all know the famous conundrum about the chicken and the egg but for me, there are far greater mysteries to ponder in the modern world. "Why do people do that?" How often have you asked yourself that very question? How often have you been driven in...

Promising Newbies! 

We'll keep an eye on you!

Secrets of Being Wealthy

When Ed told a few of his closest coworkers of his dreams of making a fortune in real estate after attending a few seminars and listening to self help tapes, they listened politely. But behind his back, they were scornful.

How to Deal With a Cranky Senior Citizen

The problem of dealing with cranky senior citizens will only get worse in the coming decades. Something like 70 million Baby Boomers have started turning 60. Chances are you will encounter irritable seniors everywhere you go.

The Rick Roll: Great Internet Meme, Or The GREATEST Internet Meme?

Individually, popular music and the internet have lent to some great moments in history. Music has gathered people around causes ("All we are saying... is give peace a chance"); the internet has facilitated the flow of information across the globe....

Missing A Sense Of Humor? Pray About It! 

Go live in a funny place and make up your vocabulary, too!

FUNNY PLACE NAMES

What possessed anyone to come up with these daffy, delectable, or downright distinctive town names like Black Tickle (Newfoundland & Labrador), Humptulips (Washington), and Satan's Kingdom (Vermont)? Frankly, who would want to live in town or visit...

Spiritual Jokes And Stories: The Funniest Spirituality Ever

Without spirituality, life has no meaning, no direction. Without Jokes... well life just wouldn't be as much fun. These jokes will make you laugh, while you gain insight.

Words and Phrases that Should Exist but Probably Don't

Ever suffered from aerosomnambulism? Would you know if you had..? Ever been tempted to call someone a scritoon but had no idea why? Ever felt slightly schadengrint? If you answered YES (or JA or OUI!) to any of the above, congrafumigations! You'r...

Hey Monkeybrain! 

Fights worth fighting for for fighting's sake!

What's in the reflection of Vice President Dick Cheney's Sunglasses?

What's in the reflection of Vice President Dick Cheney's Sunglasses? This photo of Dick Cheney from the white House Website shows Vice President Cheney fly fishing on the Snake River in Idaho. This in itself is no big deal until people examined more...

Will Bunny Take Over the World?

Will Bunny Take Over the World? Bunny has set out to reach global domination and has asked forum posters everywhere to help him reach that goal. Oddly, thousands of forum members have been drawn in by Bunny's plea and added him to their forum signatu...

LIMBURGER Cheese -- Yummy or Stinky?

LIMBURGER Cheese is Yummy! I absolutely LOVE the taste of Limburger Cheese. Yes, it is YUMMY and delicious with a slice of onion on a fresh piece of rye bread. I've been loving this pungent cheese since I was a wee one in Northeastern Ohio. It seems...

Kool-Aid Man vs. Hawaiian Punch's Punchy: Who would win in a fight?

Kool-Aid Man vs. Hawaiian Punch's Punchy: Who would win in a fight? They've been duking it out in their own separate sets of television commercials (and on grocery store shelves) since 1975, when the frosty, serene-faced Pitcher-Man evolved into the...

The Quipping Queen - Empress Of Eccentricity! 

The Funniest of all Lensmasters? Probably.

DAFFY DISEASES

"The Dictionary of Daffy Diseases" is a lighthearted lens devoted to all manner of intriguing indispositions, mirthful maladies, and side-splitting sicknesses for which there may be no known cure. And if truth...

God made toilet paper to roll only one way.

God made toilet paper to roll only one way. In the great scheme of things, knowing how to install a toilet paper roll correctly can save your butt and your marriage, if not enhance your chances for promotion and that elusive golden key to the executi...

THINGS WITH NO NAMES

This light-hearted lens is devoted to things without names. More to the point, in a world full of "brand names", it's just not cool to be a nameless non-entity. By creating an awareness of everyday "things with no names", it is hoped that folks will...

THE GLORIOUS GLOSSARY OF SNIT

The Glorious Glossary of SNIT is dedicated to the many marvellous mavens of melodrama and mayhem who inhabit the universe.  "Snit" has become synonymous with the unpredictable feisty or flummoxed behavior of all females past the age of...

FUNNY NAMES FOLIO

On behalf of the Organization of Odd or Peculiar Syntax (OOPS), welcome to the Funny Names Folio. This lens is devoted to highlighting a plethora of pretty unsual personal names (real ones), nonsensical nom de plumes (fake ones), potty...

Chef Keem sings! Yummy or Stinky? 

More Giant Squids Smile Upon You... 

Do you think that's funny?

Amish Cultural Collisions

Even, or especially, in America, cultural collisions happen every day. Who knew Americans could be SO different, one from another.  The  Amish aren't exempt from modern living,  they even have their own computer virus... the ONLY ...

Secret Frankenstein Testing & Experiment Laboratory

This is my scientific squidoo test lens, the one where I test out all kinds of stuff to  improve squidoo, the world and the human race. Since government funding has decreased, and Bill Gates is unconvinced of the ongoing value of my experiments;...

Write Gooder With Help From William Safire's Fumblerules

Years ago, way before I was cornated as a Giant Squid, folks was always trying to illicit my good writing secrets. Heck, what was I suppose to do? Hoard them like a greedy miser in my chester drawers? Anyways, I could care less about there getting be...

The Stress Buster Lensography

On one of my other lenses I was talking about getting rid of work place stress and it got me to thinking about ways to fill your life with happiness and joy, which in turn resulted in the creation of this lens devoted to finding ways to be happy. A h...

Squidoo's Peculiar Lensranking System!

How would you feel if your creator hadn't bothered to give you a name? (S)He (It's) our All Important Squidoo mascot, and a very busy boy (girl) (thing)!  It's just... outrageous! Help right the wrongs done to this poor little squid. Help us Sec...

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Do You Know How Yodeling Began? 

Hear the truth from Chef Keem!

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Lean from a master!

How to Be Funny: Discovering the Comic You

by Steve Allen, Jane Wollman

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I have more fun!

The Comic Toolbox: How to Be Funny Even If You're Not

by John Vorhaus

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How to Be Funny on Purpose

by Edgar E. Willis, Richard L. Weaver

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How to Be Funny

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Get More Laughs From Your Laughs: How to Be Funny

by Robert W Klamm

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How to Be FUNNY

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Jeff Dunham Is My Hero! 

A true master ventriloquist!

I've seen him many times - live and on TV. Jeff has me rolling on the floor, every time! Get his DVD here - you won't regret it!
(And I can buy some bread for my poor little children from the royalty income!)

Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity

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debnet LOL...there's some great stuff on here :) Lensrolled to The Worst Gift I Ever Received :) Posted July 21, 2008

Quickcutters Nice lens will be checking back. Posted July 14, 2008

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WesJefferson Good collection of our funniest lensmasters. Hopefully,:) I'll be among your funniest soon... Posted July 09, 2008

pyle_mountain Great lens! Very interesting to see a lens about what different lensmasters are up to - neat idea. ***** Posted July 04, 2008

badmsm OMGosh, if I ever get to Texas I'm looking you up! Another winner, keep up the good work! Posted June 26, 2008

Zapico Great!5* from me, and favoriting! I laughed so much with the pics, you can't imagine! :D Posted June 24, 2008

poddys Thanks for featuring My Pet Peeves on here Chef. This is a great lens - it's a great way to find the other lensmasters that make you laugh. Posted June 22, 2008

Gandree lol You got me with the funny chicken game - I just started my own list of captchas and such. I can see I have a long way to go :0) Posted June 21, 2008

 

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