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Show Your Irish Sense of Humor with Funny St. Patrick's Day Cards!

If you don't have a sense of humor, then you probably don't have any Irish blood in you. A good St. Patrick's Day card has to be funny, and there's no shortage of Irish jokes out there. Send someone you love one of these funny St. Patrick's Day cards this year and send something they'll remember forever! All of these cards can be customized with your own special greeting (make it funny!) with special fonts and more.

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Funny St. Patrick's Day Cards

Drink Like a Leprechaun Funny Irish Card

Leprechaun St. Patrick's Day greeting card

Drunk Leprechaun Card

You don't have to be Irish to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, and you don't have to be Irish to drink like a leprechaun. This funny Irish card features some festive shamrock images and a wee leprechaun drinking a frosty brew on the front.

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Click through any of these greeting cards to search for more funny Irish cards, t-shirts and gifts!

Funny Leprechaun Greeting Card

Don't be askin' me for cookies!

St. Patricks Day Card

This leprechaun looks peculiar... in fact, he really reminds me of the Keebler elf. Actually, all leprechauns do... they're eerily similar. Could it be that the Keebler elves chug green beer in between cranking out cookies? The world is such a mysterious place.

Funny Four Leaf Clover Greeting Card

Funny Irish cartoon greeting card

Funny St. Patrick's Day card: Clover card

Funny St. Patrick's Day Four Leaf Clover Card

Have you ever met someone that makes their job a whole lot harder than it has to be? One of those people that seems to... always mess it up? At least they're trying. This one in this funny Irish cartoon is pointing out that he's found the elusive two leaf clover... dogs do that sometimes.

Funny Erin Go Bragh Card

Funny Erin Go Braless St. Patrick's Day card

Funny Erin Go Bragh Card

It doesn't even matter if you know the true meaning of the term Erin Go Bragh. This is a funny card for St. Patrick's Day card that really makes you feel.... free?

Funny Irish Pub Crawl Card

Funny St. Patrick's Day Irish Pub Crawl greeting card

Funny Irish Pub Crawl Greeting Card

Have you ever been to one of the Irish pub crawls that take place all over the city during St. Patrick's Day? At bathrooms across America on March 17, people are getting so drunk they have to crawl to the toilet, like this little fella here. Somebody get the mop.

Irish Oars Funny Irish Birthday Card

Great for St. Patricks's Day and birthdays!

Hilarious Irish Birthday Card

Nothing is funnier on St. Patrick's Day than a pair of Irish oars. Irish oars? Looks like there was some miscommunication, so these unlucky leprechauns won't be getting lucky tonight.

Drink Up Bitches Funny Irish Greeting Card

Funny Irish greeting card - drink up bitches!

Funny Drink Up Bitches Irish Greeting Card

We all know someone that loves to say this slogan, don't we? Well, on St. Patrick's Day it's okay, as long as they're buying that drink for you.

I'm So Irish I Have a Green Rooster Card

Green cock, rooster, same thing... show your Irish humor this Saint Patrick's Day!

Funny Irish birthday Card

Everything about this guy is green, even his rooster. Why that's funny I had no idea.

Funny Pot O' Gold St. Patrick's Day Greeting Card

Funny leprechaun Saint Patrick's Day greeting card

Funny St Patricks Day Card: So Close card

Funny St Patricks Day Pot O' Gold Card

Finally, that pot o' gold can be seen, just in the distance! There it is! On that precarious ledge that drops over 1,000 feet... When life hands you lemons, go hit the pubs and grab a brew.

More Funny St. Patrick's Day Cards

Celebrate your Irishness with funny cards for friends, family, and drinking buddies

Saint Patrick's Day isn't about being Irish, it's about having a good time. That's why maintaining a sense of humor is key to a good time. Send off some Irish joy with one of these funny St. Patrick's Day cards, available in quite a few different varieties.

St. Patrick's Day Greeting Card

From: Pet Graphics

This pug is begging for a St. Pat's Day kiss. Help a pug out!

Price: $3.99

Sláinte! St. Patrick's Day Cards (Pk of 10)

From: Irish Country Gifts

Slainte! If this doesn't make you want to guzzle a Guinness, nothing will.

Price: $24.99

Goth Skulls Shamrock Greeting Card

From: Shamrockz.com - Funny St Patricks Day T Shirts

Because a shamrock by itself doesn't cut it for you, there's goth skulls filling up a green shamrock on this greeting card.

Price: $3.99

Tap That Ass Donkey Beer Keg Greeting Cards (Pk of

From: Shamrockz.com - Funny St Patricks Day T Shirts

I'd tap that, wouldn't you?

Price: $29.99

Irish T-Shirts and Gifts

Find funny Irish t-shirts, gift ideas and more for St. Patrick's Day!

Funny Check my Dipstick St. Patrick's Day Card

Raunchy St. Patrick's Day card

Raunchy St. Patrick's Day Card

Check my dipstick, well what ever do you mean by that? This raunchy St. Patrick's Day card is just the thing to get the message across bluntly and quickly.

Obama a Wee Bit Irish Greeting Card

Funny Obama St. Patrick's Day greeting card

Funny Irish Obama Greeting Card

Everyone's a wee bit Irish on St. Patrick's Day! On this funny card, it looks like Obama has taken this a bit too literally. Will someone explain to Mr. Obama that wee is an Irish slang term for "little"?

Happy St. Patrick's Day Card

Funny Happy St. Patrick's Day card

World of cow St Patricks day card

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Even flies can go green on St. Pat's. This one in particular is buzzing around a cow (one of their favorite spots) with a green leprechaun hat.

Irish Whiskey Makes me Frisky Greeting Card

Funny Irish whisky greeting card

Irish Whiskey Makes Me Frisky Card

Irish whiskey does tend to have that effect on some people. Just head into the pubs on St. Patrick's Day (wait until nightfall for best results) to see the true effects of Irish whiskey.

Funny St. Patrick's Day Stuff on Google

Updated regularly with funny Saint Pat's stuff!

Irish Comedy Tour: He and McCarthy, both of Irish descent, were living in Florida when they were approached about putting together a small Irish-flavored show for St. Patrick's Day. That show sold out, and everyone seemed to have a blast, Richards said.
Ad shop Hill Holliday runs on...: That's pretty much what I do outside the office,? said Sheehan, a former high jumper and top St. Patrick's Day breakfast political joke writer. Kaplan, a mom of two grown children, beat out 40 other women for the Hill Holliday receptionist job 30 years ...
Pair sang for Queen: Sam, now 72, said: ?Dormer and me were chosen from St Patrick's (Protestant) Cathedral Choir to sing for the Queen's Coronation. We were part of a choir of 400 from all over the Commonwealth.? Sam and Roger were picked by Sir William Neil McKie, ...
It's a funny old game, Shane: The stalls in Manchester for the St Patrick's Day parade sell living shamrock and CDs full of maudlin songs celebrating a homeland that will never be seen again. (It can be seen again, of course: Ryanair has seen to that.) Shane Duffy doesn't think ...

Irish Puke Greeting Card

Irish drinking greeting card

IRISH Puke Drinking Greeting Card

This card is just too gross to not include on this page. Like the pub crawl card, this one focuses on the side effects of St. Patrick's Day overindulgence. I think that's what they're getting at anyway...

Just a Wee Bit Irish Chihuahua Card

Just a wee bit Irish funny Chihuahua card

St. Patrick's Day Chihuahua Card

This chihuahua is just a wee bit Irish. A real wee bit, because these is the tiniest dog on the planet. Celebrate your Irishness with this funny greeting card featuring a chihuahua dressed up like a leprechaun.

Save the Planet Funny Irish St. Patrick's Day Card

Funny green beer greeting card

save the planet - it's the only one with beer card

Save the planet - it's the only one with beer greeting card

It's our planet. It's the only one we've got. And, it's the only that we know of that has beer. We can't head to Mars for a Guinness, or Jupiter for a Corona. Nope, only Earth, so keep it green.

Surfing Leprechaun St. Patrick's Day Card

Show your sense of humor this Saint Pat's Day!

Surfing Irish Leprechaun Greeting Card

Why a surfing leprechaun is so hysterical I have no idea, but it does look kind of funny.

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By the way, I received this arse kicking trophy for this lens by the SquidStaff. Thanks Squidoo! I'd raise a pint for you, but I just drank it. Cheers!

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crstnblue Mar 25, 2012 @ 2:26 am | delete

Very nice lens!
Blessed - it made my day! :)

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awelldressedbullet Mar 17, 2012 @ 2:34 pm | delete

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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TheLifestyleChanger Mar 7, 2012 @ 6:36 am | delete

Happy Saint Patrick's Day 2012! All the best of green Irish luck to you.

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JoyfulReviewer Feb 29, 2012 @ 6:07 pm | delete

Lots of funny cards. Especially like the Just a "Wee Bit Irish Chihuahua" card.

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MillBucks Feb 3, 2012 @ 10:07 pm | delete

Great lens, I'm so drunk now the only thing holding me up it this Leprechaun next to me! Lol, enjoyed my visit here with a squidlike.

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PapaKork Jan 3, 2012 @ 6:20 pm | delete

This is a fantastic lens! Saint Patrick's Day is great fun!

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SquidooKimberly Mar 17, 2011 @ 10:40 pm | delete

I don't normally send out cards for this holiday but some of these are too funny not to share!

Congrats on making our list of Best St. Patrick's Day lenses!
http://www.squidoo.com/monsterboards/best_st_patricks_day_2011

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prosperity66 Mar 17, 2011 @ 5:37 pm | delete

Happy St Paddy's Day and congrats on the feature on Best of St. Pat's Day on Squidoo!

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KimGiancaterino Mar 17, 2011 @ 3:10 pm | delete

Erin Go Braghless ... very funny! My mom actually sends out St. Patrick's Day cards. I'm just not that organized. I do enjoy browsing them, so thanks for the smiles today.