Find Yourself a Funny Thanksgiving Greeting Card with These Unique, Creative Ideas for Turkey Day!
Family, eating, tradition, it's all so serious. Lighten the mood with one of these hysterically funny Thanksgiving cards this year! Send off a funny vegan card to the anti turkey eater, get a unique invitiation with a sense of humor for all of your Turkey Day guests, and give kids a funny greeting card with these one of a kind creations! Scroll down to see some of Thanksgiving's funniest greeting cards. Click through any card to view additional cards or start your own search for more!
Turkey Hunt Funny Thanksgiving Card
A turkey narrowly avoids the ax on this funny card
Funny Turkey Card
While others might be throwing around the vegetarian thing a lot, this turkey is realistic and plays on that desire for beef (as a crazed turkey hunter tries to catch his Thanksgiving feast).
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Funny Kitty Table Thanksgiving Card
Not the kitty table again! Perfect for kids and cat lovers...
Kitty Table Funny Thanksgiving Card
When it comes to Thanksgiving, there's usually not enough room for the little kids and the adults all at one table. That's where the kitty table comes into play. You know, that table full of cats that you banish the children off to so they can eat their meal along with the felines. What, doesn't every family do that?
Stuff Me Thanksgiving Bird Greeting Card
A funny card with a bird that's ready to be "stuffed"
Funny Thanksgiving card
Sometimes, you just want to get stuffed. I've got a fever, and the remedy is more turkey. It seems sometimes that Thanksgiving has turned into a day just about eating - and stuffing yourself silly. Send this to someone who can't wait to fill up on your cooking as an invitation.
I'm Thankful for Vegans Funny Thanksgiving Card
Vegan Thanksgiving card - a grateful turkey appreciates your diet!
Funny Vegan Turkey Card
If there's any type of person that turkeys should appreciate, it's vegans. Their digestion of veggies and soy meat replacements have prevented quite a few turkeys from ending up on the dinner table. Give this card to the anti meat vegan person and see them light up with glee.
Funny Naked Turkey Greeting Card
A Thanksgiving turkey awakens in a strange state on this funny card
Funny Thanksgiving Naked Turkey Card
Imagine this: you wake up to be plucked of all bodily hair, and basted in some sort of warm brown liquid. What's that all about? Just a day in the life of this turkey, who appears to have made his own gravy (can you blame him?). Send this funny card off to anyone who could use a good laugh this Thanksgiving!
Nervous Stuffed Turkey Thanksgiving Card
A funny (but nervous) Thanksgiving turkey wondering what the heck is going on ....
Nervous Turkey Thanksgiving Card
Waking up feeling stuffed, this turkey has possibly come to the conclusion that it's that last Thursday in November, and he's the star... he has every right to be nervous!
George Bush Funny Thanksgiving Greeting Card
George W. Bush vs the economy on this funny card about the recession
Funny George Bush Thanksgiving Greeting Card
Where did George W. Bush go? 8 years in office, and a massive recession later, he's nowhere to be seen. A funny take on the economy everyone can relate to, birds and Bush.
Funny Turkey and Chicken Costume Card
A stealthy turkey tries to convince the turkey to take his spot this Thanksgiving...
Thanksgiving Chicken and Turkey Card
It's not about whether you win or lose, it's about how smart you are! This turkey uses his head and tries to get a chicken to take his place on the dinner table with a little costume trick. Send this off to the smarty pants with the sharp tongue, he or she might appreciate the attitude of this turkey.
Funny Thanksgiving Stuff in the Blogosphere...
The latest funny Thanksgiving stuff, updated every 30 minutes!
- Picture Books That Are Funny,Creative and Delightful to Read
- By Margaret Vergith This sweet picture book introduces readers to the story of Tony Sarg, the man behind the invention of the balloons at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. After immigrating to New York City, Tony started by creating marionettes for ...
- Mark Wahlberg Out, Adam Sandler In For Will Ferrell's Football Comedy 'Three ...
- We've long lamented the evolution of Adam Sandler from the guy who made us laugh with stupid-funny stuff like "Billy Madison" and "Happy Gilmore" to the guy who basically gets paid vacations in dreck like "Just Go With It" and "Grown Ups." But every ...
- City Theatre production hits home emotionally for play's director, actors
- Originally, Casisi had wanted to direct the 32nd season's opener, ?The Foreigner.? But then, Nancy Eppert, whom Casisi had directed in City Theatre's 2007 production of ?Funny Money,? told him he had to read the script for ?A Nice Family Gathering.
- Crashing the “1% Singles Ball”
- Basically, a Society of Single Professionals event, be it 1% or otherwise, is fun, nonjudgmental party entirely made up of everyone's fun, single relative from Thanksgiving. We interviewed Rich Goss, who runs the organization and acts as the events' ...
Food, Family and Football Funny Greeting Card
The holy trinity of Thanksgiving - food family and football
Thanksgiving Family, Fun and Football Invitiation Card
When it comes to Thanksgiving, there are three sacred things that make up the holy trinity. One: food. Two: family. Three: football. Put those all together in one day, and you've got yourself a holiday that's more heavenly than heaven itself. Great idea for an invitation to your Thanksgiving event!
Thanksgiving Minus Granny Funny Greeting Card
Two creatures bite the dust so you can enjoy your meal this Thanksgiving...
Funny Thanksgiving Family Card
Let's be real for a minute. Holidays can be stressful. And now that Granny is gone, a little bit less stressful. Let's stop and give thanks for that.
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More Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirts and Gifts
Wear one on Thanksgiving day, bring one for the host!
This Thanksgiving, bring your host a unique gift in the form of a coffee mug, t-shirt, or other custom gift like the ones shown here! They all have a sense of humor, and best of all, will lighten the mood!
Kitty Table Women's Dark T-Shirt
The kitty table. Could be worse. You could be at the ferret table.
Price: $28.99 
Funny Thanksgiving Coffee Mug
Are you clucking kidding me, this is the coolest Thanksgiving mug I've ever seen.
Price: $18.50
Gobble Wabble Thanksgiving BBQ Apron
A funny cooking apron for the chef on Thanksgiving day!
Price: $23.99
Make Pie, Not Turkey Thanksgiving Card
Funny card for pumpkin pie lovers - and anti meat eaters
Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Greeting Card
Is the turkey the best part of Thanksgiving, or is it the desserts? Some would argue the desserts are the best part, just ask the turkeys. A cool fall foliage themed card with a picture of a turkey and delicious pie, great for this holiday.
Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune Teller Greeting Card
A fortune teller predicts this turkey's bleak future on this funny card!
Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune Cartoon Card
Speechless, this fortune teller can't speak the horrible truth to this oblivious turkey.
Funny Thanksgiving Pie Card
Competitive pies exhibit cannibalism on this funny Thanksgiving card!
Funny Thanksgiving Pie Card
A row of tasty pies in the shape of a pac-man like creature get competitive and threaten to eat each other.. and who can blame them? Pumpkin pie is delicious, even if you're ARE a pumpkin pie.
Thanksgiving Court Trial Funny Greeting Card
A female turkey takes the stand about her missing husbands...
Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Trial!
Court is now in session, and now this turkey should pay for her crimes. Where have all of her husbands gone over the years? Every late November, they seem to mysteriously disappear. Surely, this cannot be a coincidence.
A Giant Turkey Creates Problems in the Kitchen
Watch disaster strike in this funny Thanksgiving commercial on video
Do guests realize all the trouble you've put into dinner? Sometimes the struggle goes something like this....
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Cute Thanksgiving Greeting Card
A cute turkey begs to be saved this Thanksgiving...
Cute Turkey Greeting Card
A turkey begs to be saved on this cute greeting card by playing on your emotions... makes you think twice about buying a turkey, that's for sure!
Thanksgiving Revenge of the Turkeys
The revenge of the turkeys greeting card
Funny Thanksgiving Cards: Turkey Taunt
Turkeys have their revenge and teach the farmer a lesson on this funny Thanksgiving card. A turkey's dream come true!
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skiesgreen
Nov 30, 2011 @ 12:49 am | delete
- Very funny selection of cards here. Well done.
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RobinDM
Nov 29, 2011 @ 11:22 pm | delete
- hilarious!
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WriterJanis
Nov 15, 2011 @ 1:19 pm | delete
- These are really cute.
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FreelancinFran
Nov 5, 2011 @ 8:46 am | delete
- What kind of music do pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock! Happy Thanksgiving to all and bravo on a funny lens =)
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- Happy Thanksgiving and a great lens!
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- Congratulations for being included on the Best of Lists, 75 Lenses You Shouldn't Miss This Thanksgiving by SquidTeam, and Happy Thanksgiving! - Kathy
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Susan52
Nov 22, 2010 @ 2:36 pm | delete
- Such creative card designs for Thanksgiving!
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Nov 21, 2010 @ 4:55 pm | delete
- Ha ha...funny...thanks for the chuckles...and thanks for sharing and thank you for visiting my Retro Spider-man lens (congrats on the 100%)...I always appreciate your comments!
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jaktraks
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- Love the cat fortune teller! Thanks for the lols.
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momto4
Nov 17, 2010 @ 1:45 pm | delete
- These are great! Thanks! I needed a laugh today!
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awelldressedbullet
Nov 13, 2010 @ 9:44 am | delete
- LOL, you showcased some hilarious cards, they do make some good ones! - Kathy
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JaguarJulie Oct 1, 2010 @ 9:14 am | delete
- You know, it was interesting the other day to see a TV commercial for a new online site for funny and topicable holiday cards. Actually promoting the sending of REAL printed cards that you can customize; you know? Not electronic greeting cards. So, I just had to share that. And WOW! You've got the funniest cards listed!
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- Love the Geirge Bush one about how he "clucked up" the country. SquidAngel Blessings - which is what I do for any lens in this category that not only makes me smile but laugh out loud!
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- lol!!! Really cute. Great lens!
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- funny cards are always my favorites! :)
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The one and only well known song about Turkey Day
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The Thanksgiving Song (Album Version) [Explicit]
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There really aren't all that many songs about Thanksgiving, now are there? Sandler does it well on this ode to stuffing our faces (or is it giving thanks?) in this timeless acoustic classic. White meat, brown meat, you just can't lose!
