Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.
Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

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We put up an initial design of this shirt. It was a crude, lame mockup, but our site visitors LOVED it. They thought it was hilarious and kept emailing us about the shirt. So we had to make it for them. The notorious FUPA.

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Some girls are proud to have it. Some are self-conscious about the junk that hides in the back of their trunk. As Urban Dictionary puts it, "a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants"

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As Borat so perfectly put it, "The only thing keeping me going, was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms, and making romance explosion on her stomach." He goes on to say, "I looking for nice Western girl with yellow hairs, plow experience, and little or no history of mental retardation in family, to be my wife and to make romance explosion inside."

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Hello boys, say hello to the twins. No, not the baseball team. And no, not the biological kind. The better kind.

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[sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

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Seriously dude...what other excuse do you need?

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I'd definitely tap it. And Her. Did Her. Who hasn't done her...

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According to Urbancougar.com, an Urban Cougar is "a sophisticated species of female who seeks the pleasure of younger males ... She has overcome the taboos related to her sexual identity, embraced her true self, and now lives her life to its fullest."

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One who masters the art of baiting. A well trained and skilled angler who is an expert at petting his one-eyed snake.

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