Humor Your Significant Other With These Funny Valentine's Day Cards!
When it comes to relationships, why take it so serious? Lighten up a little bit and send one of these hysterically funny Valentine's Day cards this year. Who knows, you might just get lucky. Scroll down and brose any of these funny Valentine's Day cards and find that's right for you, your kids, your husband, wife, girlfriend, or whatever! Click through any card to start searching for thousands more unique cards.
Click through any of these cards to search for thousands more unique greeting cards for any person or occasion!
Funny Penguin and Seal Valentine's Day Card
Cute and funny, great card for kids this Valentines' Day!
Funny Kids Penguin and Seal Valentine's Day Card
Kids will love this greeting card. The best part is the look on the penguin's face as he raises a brow at the enthusiastic seal. Haven't we all received a card from someone that we just... didn't know what to say? Which leads us to our next card....
Love is Like a Box of Chocolates Valentine's Day Card
At first its sweet... then it makes you want to puke; a funny Valentine's Day card that speaks the truth!
Anti-Valentine's Day Card
Love is like a box of chocolates. At first, you experience the sweetness. It's nice, tasty, refreshing even. You induldge, you have another piece, you might have another. Then, things start to get interesting... the same sweetness you were tasting before starts to actually make you want to vomit. That's the beauty of love!
Efficient Valentine's Day Funny Greeting Card
Simplify your Valentine's Day this year and celebrate sans men!
Funny Simplify Valentines Day Greeting Card
Why make Valentine's Day overly complicated for yourself? The solution is simple. Make it more efficient and just get yourself a box of chocolates. No problems, no breakups, no awkward moments, no courting. Just you and the chocolate. Sometimes the best things in life are the most simple things.
curated content from Flickr
Crazy About You Funny Valentine's Day Card
I'm crazy about you...certified crazy that is. Straight jacket crazy. Hannibal Lechter crazy.
Crazy About You Funny Valentine's Day Card
Sure you might like someone, but are you crazy about them? So crazy that you should be locked up in a mental institution? Show her or him that you're straight jacket crazy in love with this funny card. They'll love it so much they just might file a restraining order.
Funny Shakespeare Valentine's Day Card
Shakespeare Not in Love - it doth sucketh.
Shakespeare's Not In Love Greeting Card
Ah, the delightful words of Shakespeare, gently massaging your ears with his eloquently worded sonnets... this one is no exception, as his Shakespearean-ness so gently explains: "Methinks Valentine's Day doth sucketh."
Funny Simpsons Valentine's Day Choo Choo Choose You Card
Cho Cho Choose your Valentine with this Funny Card!
I Choo Choo Choose You Valentines Day CardGotta love Ralph Wiggam. Choo Choo Choose your Valentine on Valentine's Day with this classicly cheesy card from the Simpsons. Relive this part of the episode here and see the back story of why this card exists.
You are the Bomb Funny Valentine's Day Card
Literally... you're the bomb! Some literal humor for this V-Day...
You are the Bomb Funny Valentine Card
Honey, you're the bomb. No really. Look at you! You're the bomb. And so am I! Features two madly in love bombs with a giant heart in the background.
Funny Dog Valentine's Day Card
I'd jump through hoops for you Valentine's Day card
Jump Through Hoops Valentine's Day
Sometimes love makes you do crazy things. If you're crazy in love, tell your lover with this funny Valentine's Day card featuring a dog jumping through a hoop... a little symbolism of how you feel about your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, fiancee, etc!
All Your Base Are Belong to Us Funny Valentine's Day Card
Roses are red, violets are blue... a funny (and nerdy) Valentine's Day card for you!
All Your Base Are Belong to Us Card
All my base are belong to you. It's a cute geeky way to warm their hearts this Valentine's Day. Yeah, it's nerdy, and that's the point. Don't have a clue about this card? Here's a quick summary of the now famous video game story....
Funny Valentine's Day Penguin Card
Warm their hearts with this funny card ... read the inside!
Funny Penguin Valentine's Day Card
So cute, so cuddly, so romantic, so heartwarming... okay, enough of that. Please, read the inside of this card. It really speaks to the heart. She or he will be so incredibly touched.
Funny Stimulus Package Valentine's Day Card
Fight the recession with your own personal stimulus package!
Funny Stimulus Package Valentine's Day Card
Feeling the pain this Valentine's Day? What you need is a stimulus package!
Gross Valentine's Day Colon Greeting Card
I colon live without you...
I Colon Live Without You Funny Valentine's Day Card
I colon live without you. Wow! Now this has love written all over it.
Funny Redneck Valentine's Day Card
Feel like makin' love... to a fish? A little redneck Valentine's Day humor...
Redneck Valentine's Day Card
Do you hear that? I think I hear banjos playing. Dueling banjos. While that's playing, it's providing the perfect soundtrack for this funny redneck greeting card of a guy in love with his fish. Send this off to your friends living in Appalachia, or anyone down South. They could use a good laugh.
Funny Valentine's Day Stuff in the Blogosphere Right Now...
What cruel, funny V-Day tricks are bloggers up to now?
- The 5 Most Romantic Moments From Grey's Anatomy Season 8
- Richard Sings "My Funny Valentine": This moment from Episode 12 was heartbreaking, but also beautiful. Adele, disoriented because of her Alzheimer's, was freaking out until Richard (James Pickens Jr.) calmed her with a rendition of "My Funny Valentine.
- Red Sox must do what's right for Pedroia
- By Chad Finn, Boston.com Staff Here's hoping Bobby Valentine's words are heeded and the Red Sox are smart enough to protect Dustin Pedroia's injured thumb -- and protect him from himself. "The risk of losing him for an extended period of time is not ...
- Penobscot Theatre says 'I Love You' to its audience
- It's like a Valentine's Day episode of 'Saturday Night Live.' It's warm and very funny.? The show, which premiered Off-Broadway in 1996 and was written by Joe DiPietro and Jimmy Roberts, has been translated into 14 different languages ? from Mandarin ...
- Randy Komisar on the State of Women in Venture Capital
- How funny to see that Mr. Komisar was one of the people named in Ellen Pao's lawsuit against Kleiner Perkins: For Valentine's Day 2007 Senior Partner Randy Komisar came into Plaintiff's office and gave her a book entitled ?The Book of Longing? by ...
Funny Valentine's Day Bird Card
For those complaining birds in your life that always whine about Valentine's Day...
Funny Valentine Cards: Bird-Worm Valentine
We all know someone like this that complains about not having someone on Valentine's Day. Guess what? There are millions of other people just like you, so no need to complain ... like the bird on this Valentine's Day card.
Evil Penguin Have a Heart Valentine's Day Card
Nothing goes better together than evil penguins and Valentine's Day...
Evil Penguin Valentines Day Card
Even evil penguins can have a heart for one day. Are you an evil penguin? Today's your chance to redeem yourself. Then... tomorrow, you can go back to being an evil penguin.
7 Words for a Long Marriage Greeting Card
Some suggestions for a long, healthy marriage this Valentine's Day...
7 Words For A Long Marriage Funny Card
When it comes to marriage, it's simple. To survive and have a long, prosperous, thriving, happy marriage, just recite these 7 simple words, and memorize them!
"Yes dear, I'm sorry, it's my fault."
A Funny Valentine's Day Song
Happy Valentine's Day funny video...
Don't fall into a situation like this guy did. Enjoy.
Dumped on Valentine's Day Card
Cruel sense of humor or just plain cruel?
Anti-Valentine's Day Dumped Card
Have a cruel sense of humor? Well, this one will take the cake. There's nothing more cruel then playing the joke of dumping your significant other on Valentine's Day. Just make sure they know it's a joke afterwards... maybe a little note on the inside would do the trick. Or, if you'd rather say sayanora to your "loved one" for good, this card will work for that too. It's not gentle, that's for sure.
More Gifts for February 14th:
Unique shirts, teddy bears, mugs, and more!
More Funny Greeting Cards
Check out these other funny greeting cards!
Have a Suggestion for Something Funny to do this Valentine's Day?
Or do you have a funny Valentine's Day story to share?
And lastly, Happy Valentine's Day!
-
-
JaguarJulie Feb 16, 2012 @ 1:48 pm | delete
- OK ... two days late and a dollar or two short. So, in honor of Grouch Day ... may I say that my pick wouldeth beith: "Methinks Valentine's Day doth sucketh."
-
-
-
CosmeticMom
Feb 14, 2012 @ 3:01 pm | delete
- You have some great ideas for having some fun on Valentine's Day :)
-
-
-
mrkensworld
Feb 14, 2012 @ 1:05 pm | delete
- Great! I like this lens and it made me some points at home:-)
-
-
-
StellaSingles
Feb 13, 2012 @ 11:59 pm | delete
- That seal and penguin card at the top is a little creepy, but awesome at the same time.
-
-
-
quicpost Feb 13, 2012 @ 4:46 pm | delete
- Thanks for the very funny article. FYI Hallmark channel is having a funny Valentine's Day wtih showing comdedy about Valentine's too! I'm going to enjoy it! I love comedy.
-
-
-
JohannaBaker
Feb 7, 2012 @ 11:03 pm | delete
- Brilliant lens, thanks !
-
-
-
MobileAppMan
Jan 24, 2012 @ 10:22 pm | delete
- Funny stuff. I'm voting your Lens for Lenbs of the day for Valentines. Do me a favor and show me a little love on my Lenses too, K. Thanks. :-) Happy Valentines!
-
-
-
cffutah
Jan 13, 2012 @ 10:00 am | delete
- these have that funny yet romantic side to them, they are right up my alley, thank you!
-
-
-
chris-jewell
Oct 25, 2011 @ 3:03 pm | delete
- Valentines Day is coming round again soon, lots of good funny things here to send for fun. For special love poem scrolls have a look at Poems and Petals
-
-
-
christinsword
Sep 8, 2011 @ 3:44 am | delete
- nice lens! will be revisiting this on the day of love
-
-
-
MakeYourOwnMagCover Feb 23, 2011 @ 5:02 am | delete
- Love the cards, especially the romeo one.
-
-
-
annmackiemiller Feb 14, 2011 @ 7:06 pm | delete
- these are great Angel blessed
-
-
-
gravityx9
Feb 14, 2011 @ 3:40 pm | delete
- HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU, Fellow Squidoo-er! I hope you have a 'love'ly day! :D
-
-
-
slackira Feb 14, 2011 @ 11:36 am | delete
- I love your lens. Thanks for making it!
-
-
-
awelldressedbullet
Feb 14, 2011 @ 10:26 am | delete
- ~ Cupid Kisses by a Squidoo Angel ~
-
- Load More
More Valentines Day Lenses...
Other ways you can celebrate Valentine's Day this year
Looking for more ways to celebrate Valentine's Day this year? Try one of these other pages for more ideas!
More Funny Stuff Across the Web
Funny t-shirts, gifts and more!
- Funny T-Shirts
- Funny t-shirts for you or your lover. Check 'em out!
- Funny Italian T-Shirts
- Italians, show your sense of humor with this funny page full of shirts!
This So Crafty page written by
kiwisoutback
Celebrate Valentine's Day with one of these funny cards here! Be sure to stop by our store for Saint Patrick's Day, too: more »
Create something new! Show off your work! Time to get So Crafty!
Connect with So Crafty
This author recommends...
-
Funny Halloween Cards
Bust a gut laughing with hysterically funny Halloween cards! It's hard to find a... -
Funny Thanksgiving Cards
Family, eating, tradition, it's all so serious. Lighten the mood with one of... -
Funny Christmas Cards
Greeting card stores have all the same old junk. Luckily, you can find some of the... -
Funny Greeting Cards
Celebrate all of the holidays with these one of a kind funny greeting cards! Find... -
Funny College Dorm Room Posters
It's your space, and you can decorate it however you want. That means if you'd l... -
The Best Funny Birthday Gifts of 2012
These unique birthday gift ideas will have them cracking up! Including on this p...
Who Wouldn't Want This for Valentine's Day?
For the true romantic at heart...
Solid Milk Chocolate Unique Novelty Gourmet Candy Gift Boxed Kiss My Ass & Heart For Adults
Amazon Price: (as of 05/31/2012)
Imagine the sheer look of glee on his/her face when she gets... a butt?
The Gift for the Man or Woman that Already Has Everything
The yodeling pickle!
Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle
Amazon Price: $8.90 (as of 05/31/2012)
Maybe they have everything they want or need in life, but do they have one of THESE? The Yodeling Pickle will bring hours of entertainment!
Test Your Sex IQ and Really Gets Personal...
The Adult Version of "Loaded Questions"!
Loaded Questions - Adult Version
Amazon Price: $19.96 (as of 05/31/2012)
Don't get bored with those other board games, get this more risque version of "Loaded Questions" for this Valentine's Day to spice things up!
