Funny Valentine’s Day Facebook Statuses / Tweets and Messages

Put them on your wall and have a good laugh:

1. I will be busy this Valentine's Day spending time with my EX.......Box 360.


2. This girl put "Who wants to be my valentine" as her status on Facebook......................and no one responded.
   
3. Roses are red, violets are blue....

If your man is busy on Valentine's Day, then the side chick is you!

4. Groundhog Day, Valentine's Day, Presidents Day. I know all are nice days, but why don't I get any of them off?


5. I'm spending Valentine's Day with Jennifer Anniston.....................'s poster.


6. Valentine's Day is loneliest for chicks dating married men.


7. Me: Will you be my valentine; My cat: *meow *


8. This year My Valentine is My Bed. We will spend time watching TV, eating and best of all cuddling & sleeping together.


9. Valentine's Day is cancelled.14-02-12 = 0. Mathematical proof!

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