Funny Valentines Day Gifts for Him

Westminster Butt Face Towel - Model# 0076

Amazon Price: $8.50 (as of 05/31/2012)

This ridiculous towel is a great funny Valentines day gift for guys. Show him which side to wipe his butt and his face with on the towel. This makes a great funny Valentines day gift for brothers, dads, boyfriends and even husbands. No, you're not calling him a "butt face" you are giving him a towel with two separate ends for his butt and face.

BoldLoft "Say I Love You" Couple Pillowcases-romantic Valentines Gifts for Couples, Cute Valentines Day Gift Ideas, Good Couple Gifts for Valentines, Romantic Anniversary Gifts

Amazon Price: $36.00 (as of 05/31/2012)

Let your pillow talk be your pillow talk with these "Say I Love You" pillowcases. Whether you are together or a distance apart, they are perfect for reminding you both to say I love you each and every night and each and every day. BoldLoft "Say I Love You" Couple Pillowcases-Romantic Valentines Gifts for Couples, Cute Valentines Day Gift Ideas, Good Couple Gifts for Valentines.

Fart Alarm Bell (1 per package)

Amazon Price: $6.99 (as of 05/31/2012)

These make great Valentines day gifts for dads and husbands, even boyfriends. This is a great funny gift for Valentines day to get your man if he's got the deadly farts. Couples that have been together a long time can laugh about their short coming and even give out gifts about it for Valentines Day.

"12" Tall Gondolomio Romantic Italian Animated Plush Puppy Dog Toy Dancing and Singing Song "Ole Sole Mio"

Amazon Price: $21.33 (as of 05/31/2012)

Rowing his way to ladies' hearts, this 12" tall animated plush stuffed animal gondolier pup croons to "O Sole Mio" with realistic singing motions , side to side movement and head tilt . Mills Brand animated plush represents the finest upscale quality . Includes 3 AA batteries. A wonderful expression of love or romance !

The Hillary Nutcracker

Amazon Price: $6.99 (as of 05/31/2012)

Is America ready for THIS nutcracker? You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world's most unique nutcracker...Grab Hillary while supplies last! This Hillary Nutcracker Stands Nine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age.

The Good Wife Guide: 19 Rules for Keeping a Happy Husband

by: Ladies' Homemaker Monthly

Amazon Price: $9.95 (as of 05/31/2012)

Present this to your husband for Valentines day as a funny expression of your love. Watch his eyes light up as he reads The Good Wife Guide: 19 Rules for Keeping a Happy Husband. He will fall over in laughter as you present him with the new housewife rules. You can even get a card that says "In Your Dreams" to match. This is a funny gag gift for a man or a woman. These make the best Funny Valentines Day Gifts to Get for Husbands.