Funny Wedding Cards

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You can't be serious, can you? No really, you can't take weddings seriously, or your doomed before the groom carries the bride over the threshold. Make it a lighter and funnier with these hysterical funny wedding cards!

Funny Wedding Sex Greeting Card

Consumate the marriage with this funny wedding card

Funny wedding card
Funny Wedding Sex Greeting Card

Isn't that the entire reason to get married in the first place? Sex, anytime you want it. Correction: sex, anytime she wants it.
Montreal Wedding Cupcakes Sample Designs from Tasting by clevercupcakes
celtic wedding rings  by apdk
Fall Wedding Cake by Samdogs
Long Wedding Dress for Couple with Flowers by epSos.de
Wedding rings by apdk
wedding portrait by Photos by Lina
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Funny Fortune Cookie Wedding Card

Annoy your spouse, for an eternity!

When Pigs Fly Funny Wedding Card

Save the date funny wedding cards

Flying Pig Save the Date PC postcard
Flying Pig Save the Date Wedding Card

And they say that pigs can never fly... well, save the date, because those pigs have taken flight! Get a funny save the date wedding card for the ultimate big day... one that people will really remember! Available in bulk discount quantities.

Funny Bachelor Party Card

Bachelor party invitation card

Bachelor Party invitation card
Bachelor Party invitation

It's all that makes a great bachelor party. Pizza, gambling, cigars, drinking, fun... it's your last night of freedom, make it a good one.

YAY for Wedding Cake Greeting Card

MM... cake.

YAY for Wedding Cake! Customizable card
YAY for Wedding Cake! Customizable Card

Mm, wedding card. Here's a tip for cake lovers: eat as much wedding cake as possible, because it's free. In fact, start sneezing on the person's cake to your left and right and you're guaranteed three slices of cake right there.

Funny Usher Invitiation Card

Usher wedding invitiation card

Custom Name USHER Invitation Template - FUNNY card
Custom Name USHER Invitation Card

Customize this card to include a special message to whoever you want in your wedding party (that's an usher)! It's a big job, and you'll need a big card to get the big job done.

Ball and Chain Funny Wedding Card

Shackled groom and content wife greeting card

ball and chain wedding card
Ball and Chain Groom Wedding Card

Do you take this shackle and promise to firmly attach it to your leg, promising to keep it on forever and do whatever your wife says, so help you God?

More Funny Wedding Cards

Funny stuff for weddings that will have them cracking up

Why so serious? Let's make weddings a little bit lighter, starting with the cards. Ditch the bows, glitter, and pictures of big, expensive three tier cakes that look good and taste like cardboard, and get a funny card instead. Isn't a sense of humor all that really matters in life?

Symbol for Marriage Greeting Card

The international symbol for marriage.

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greedy bride thank you cards

Gee, thanks for that... um.. generous gift.

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Scott Designs Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

What did you do??

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Marriage is funny! Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Marriage isn't a word... it's a full sentence.

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Well, I'll Be... Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Well, I'll be! Look who got married.

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Funny 2nd Wedding Card

Funny wedding card for previously married brides...

Funny Wedding Card card
Funny 2nd Wedding Card

Always a bride, never a bridesmaid. Sound like you? Are you the type that gets married, maybe all too often (and a little bit more than you're a bridesmaid?)? This card's right up your alley then.

Game Over Wedding Card

A forever funny wedding card classic!

game over marriage funny wedding tshirt card
Game Over Wedding Card

That's it. End of story. Game over. Goodbye life. Goodbye freedom. Hello shackles, hello chains, hello minivan, hello gray hairs and taking out the trash. Game over.

Funny Groomsmen Usher Greeting Card

Funny usher greeting card

Getting Married need groomsmen ushers - FUNNY card
Funny Groomsmen Wedding Card

For men, there's nothing like getting married. She cooks, she cleans, she does anything you want, right? But, please, will you help me out with something? My soon to be wife tells me I'm in the doghouse if I don't find a best man, ushers and groomsmen...

Weddings Can Be Stressful...

A little reference to the CRAZYNESS of wedding planning

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  • WordCustard Nov 21, 2011 @ 11:36 am | delete
    Yep, I got a naughty giggle out of this selection! I don't know though, seems the guys in particular are treating this whole marriage thing with a bit much levity. ;) Good to see our very own Swisstoons here too.
  • D2Tees Jun 25, 2011 @ 12:48 pm | delete
    Great lens
  • CreativeArtist Jun 10, 2011 @ 10:18 am | delete
    Funny ideas. Blessed by your neighborhood Squid angel.
  • StellaSingles Jun 5, 2011 @ 11:32 am | delete
    I like the idea of throwing comedy into the whole wedding thing. makes its easier to deal with, especially when all the other cards are so serious.
  • aardvarkapparel May 31, 2011 @ 8:20 pm | delete
    I love that game over card. That's a classic. Also have seen in on t-shirts!
  • ZazzleEnchante May 10, 2011 @ 11:15 pm | delete
    Enjoyed browsing thru the collection! Blessed by a SquidAngel.
  • greek_aficionado Mar 26, 2011 @ 12:46 am | delete
    I liked the card with the chained groom
  • Momsbusy247 Oct 30, 2010 @ 9:20 pm | delete
    Love the fortune cookie idea, I think that is genius.

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