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Add humor with Funny Maternity Shirts

 

Pregnancy is not a lot of laughs with expanding bellies and morning sickness. Add some humor with a funny maternity shirt or one that pokes fun at the to be dad.

Shirt Caption Reads "Mom, You still have time to find me a rich daddy." Comes on either black or white maternity t shirts with a variety of balloon colors Can be found at Maternity Shirt Section of the Carennedy Store.

Funny Pregnancy Stories... Funny way to find out sex of baby.... 

By Elizabeth A Bergin

I found out the sex of my child in a most unusual way. I waited until I was 8 months pregnant and asked a neonatologist friend of mine to take an ultrasound, put it on tape, but NOT tell me the sex. I then delivered the tape to my best friend, two weeks before my first baby shower. As I sat at her dining room table, she put the tape in the VCR and was the second person to know what I was carrying. I didn't peek!

She made the invitations to the shower on her computer and stated that people could call the Friday before the shower and find out the sex. They were instructed not to give it away to me, nor wrap their presents in "telling" paper.

She then arranged a "Blue's Clues" shower.

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Caption on the shirt reads "Yes it is all about me" Can be purchased in the quotes design section of the Carennedy store

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Bun in the Oven by bradleyolin

Bun in the Oven

Celene and her Baby Bump by bradleyolin

Celene and her Baby...

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Drama Queen Maternity Shirt

Baby Shower Gift Ideas and Unique Baby Onsies 

Are you looking for baby shower planning ideas? Maybe you have a baby shower to go to and are looking for a really cool gift. Perhaps you want a unique onsie for your upcoming arrival.

Check out The Baby Shower Planning & Gift Idea Lens

Humorous Maternity Shirts 

Maternity Shirts with Humor 

A sample of different funny baby sayings on maternity shirts available. Each saying comes on either the black or the white maternity shirt with a variety of balloon colors.

Maternity Humor hungry Maternity Dark T-Shirt

"I'm Hungry" Comes on both black or white maternity t shirt. The balloon colors vary from blue, pink, white, purple and more.

Price: 28.99

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Maternity Humor, Rich Daddy Maternity Dark T-Shi

"Mom, you still have time to find me a rich daddy!" comes on both the black and the white maternity t shirt. Balloon color choices are white, pink, blue, yellow, green, purple and others.

Price: 29.99

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Maternity Shirt Humor, Buy me a Car Mom, Maternit

"I'm not coming out until you buy me a car" on the black or the white maternity t shirt, variety of balloon colors available.

Price: 28.99

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"Quiet, I'm trying to sleep" on the black or the white maternity t shirt, a variety of balloon colors available

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Maternity Humor, He's daddy? Maternity T-Shirt

"Mom, are you sure he's my daddy?"on the black or the white maternity t shirt, a variety of balloon colors available

Price: 28.99

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Made in Canada Maternity Shirt

Humorous Look At How You Get Pregnant 

How Pregnancy Happens

So, you think you know everything there is to know about how pregnancy happens? You might be surprised at what you can learn if you listen to what your genitals have to say in this PSA created by FlickerLab for Planned Parenthood. Written, Directed and Edited by : Harold Moss Executive Producer : Tammy Walters Producer : Franklin Zitter Media Manager : Scott Brewster Animation : Joseph Costantini, Thomas Costantini (Two Animators) Storyboards : David Zung Character Design : Zartosht Soltani, David Zung Sound Design : Tom Lino Voices : Lloyd Floyd, Laura Dillman http://flickerlab.com/ http://www.plannedparenthood.org/

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Let Me Out Maternity Shirt

Funny Maternity Stories 

By Jessica Anderson

August of '99, my boyfriend and I went on a trip to Hot Springs, Ariz., where his family owns a condo. I packed everything I thought I'd need, except my pills. We were gone for a week. We had so much fun I didn't even notice that I hadn't brought them!

Well, time went by and I just continued taking my pills, like nothing had happened, thinking I couldn't get pregnant. I'd gone without them before and not gotten pregnant, why should this be any different??

One October afternoon my boyfriend and I stopped to get gasoline, and I asked him to get me a pack of grape gum -- I HATE grape ANYTHING, but I didn't think anything of it, figuring I was going to start my period and that was making me wants weird things. He looked at me and said, "Are you pregnant??" I laughed and said no.

Later that day we were getting a bite to eat at Sonic and I decided to eat a loaded hamburger, instead of my usual grilled chicken with honey-mustard and lettuce only. Again, I thought nothing of it. Again, Scott said, "Are you pregnant??" Again I said no.

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Funny Maternity Shirt

"I didn't Ask for This" Maternity Shirt

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Funny Maternity Stories ... I think I'm Stuck 

My oldest is 14, and my youngest is 6 weeks. I have four kids altogether - three girls and a boy. I will never forget my second pregnancy as long as I live.

I was 8 1/2 months pregnant with Riley when I was taking my oldest daughter, Krista, to her dance class. I didn't realize how small the doorway was going into the building. Well, there were a lot of people around since it was the YMCA, and I had Krista in my arms. I turned on my side to go through the door, thinking it would be easier, but I was wrong......

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Caption reads "Women who are looking for a husband never had one" Can be purchased at the quotes section of the Carennedy Store

No Boys Allowed Maternity Shirt

Raising Siblings to be Friends 

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Feel free to add it anytime!

Posted June 13, 2008

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