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"If you would marry suitably, marry your equal." ~ Ovid

"Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity." ~ Honore de Balzac

"Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments. Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds, or bends with the remover to remove". ~ William Shakespeare

"Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock." ~ Ernest Hemingway

"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out." ~ Michel de Montaigne

"Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife." ~ Euripides

"What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility." ~ Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

"My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked." ~ Winston Churchill

"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." ~ Clint Eastwood

"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal." ~ Woody Allen

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." ~ Mae West

"A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love." ~ Pearl S. Buck

"Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly." ~ Voltaire

"Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to." ~ J. R. R. Tolkien

"I pay very little regard... to what any young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they have not yet seen the right person." ~ Jane Austen

"A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it." ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?" She said "No!" And the guy lived happily ever after...

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!". Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness as until I got married; and then it was too late."

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

Creative Wedding Centerpiece Ideas

Decorate your tables with simple, yet stunning wedding table centerpieces. These ideas from http://www.dotcombride.com will inspire you to create floral as well as non-floral table centerpieces for your wedding: