Funny Birds

You ate what for breakfast?

I think it broke.

Have you yawned today?

Yawn like you mean it

He liked to talk about nonlinear algebra. No one else cared.

Why birds get lost

I asked, Do you know the way to Miami?

I asked, Did you check a map?

I asked, Did you get directions?

And did you do these things?

NO!

So where are we? We're not in Miami. We're not even in Florida. We're lost somewhere in California!

Yearbook photo

Activities: Early Worm Club, Nest Builders, Flock assistant co-chair

Voted: Most likely to lay an egg

She didn't care if her hairdresser liked it. She thought it was a mistake.

What's wrong with this meeting?

1) Wrong attendees

2) Late arrivals

3) No agenda

I didn't ask for your opinion.

He hated going through airport security

Shakespearean Actor

Big Performance on a Small Stage

There was a ruckus at the pond today, until the authorities arrived

Don't bother me, I'm eating

He liked flying, except for the unexpected turbulence

Oops!

Wow! Did anybody else hear that?

I heard it!

It feels good to stretch your legs while flying

She expected a place with more class when he invited her out for drink

Close the door! I'm taking a bath.

He thought she was impressed with his clever comments while flying. She couldn't hear a word.

Detention class for hummingbirds

Try this on Dancing With the Stars

Unfortunately, he lost to a 4-year old who waltzed in a tub of oatmeal.