Rude, Funny & Animal Themed Doormats
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Are you looking for a funny doormat that matches your personality? Need a great gift for a housewarming? These doormats are not only hilarious, they're totally functional. Why not give your guests a chuckle as they wait for you to answer the door? After all life is too short for a serious "Welcome" mat!
Well Butter My Butt & Call Me a Biscuit Look Who's Here Doormat
Nothing says welcome like a doormat that talks about Butter And your Butt, win, win combo there!
Go Away! Funny Doormat
It's simple, it's stylish & it displays your inner hatred for drop by guests...Go Away!
Please Stay on the Mat Funny Doormat
Welcome Just Don't Expect Much Doormat
Welcome Don't Expect Much Doormat
Looking for a decorative doormat with a little attitude? Tired of boring old doormats? Then take a look at the funny doormat collection from High Cotton. This Fun & Functional Howdy Doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
Our Vet Drives A Porsche Funny Dog Doormat
Our Vet Drives a Porsche Funny Indoor Outdoor Doormat
Has your vet taken you to the cleaners? Cringe every time Fido sneezes? Yeah this mat is for you.
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Humorous Doormat - A Couple of Winers Live Here
Humorous Doormat - A Couple of Winers Live Here
Wine, wine, wine at least by the 3rd one you won't remember the complaint.
What kind of wine goes with "Is it 5 o'clock yet?" Doormat
What kind of wine goes with "Is it 5 o'clock yet?" This funny doormat is perfect for the wine lover.
Welcome, when you're here, you're family ... Doormat
Hi I'm Mat Funny Doormat
Cat Is Nuts Doormat
Hair Of The Dog Doormat
I've never been inside, but I hear it's lovely. Doormat
I've never been inside, but I hear it's lovely. Such as the life of a doormat.
Ask Not For Whom the Dog Barks Doormat
For Whom the Dog Barks Doormat
This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
Reminder: Do NOT Jump on the Nice People ... Doormat
Reminder: Do NOT Jump on the Nice People ... This humorous doormat will have your guests lauging at the door. It is the perfect doormat for dog lovers!
Humorous Doormat - A Devoted Dog Person Lives Here
Humorous Doormat - A Devoted Dog Person Lives Here
This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
Come in. Relax. Take your top off. Doormat
Come in. Relax. Take your top off. Doormat
What more can you ask for, it's friendly, involves beer & makes a topless comment!
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Nobody here by that name. Doormat
Nobody here by that name. Perfect funny doormat for anyone with a great sense of humor....or in the witness protection program.
Welcome Goodbye Doormat
Welcome Goodbye Doormat
It's two doormats in one! The Welcome Goodbye Doormat says hello on the way in and goodbye on the way out, making your doormat space always useful and revolving. What else can you ask for from a funny doormat. A perfect home decor gag gift! The Welcome Goodbye Doormat is a high quality doormat, not just a flimsy little regular old one. # Welcome Goodbye Doormat measures: 18" by 30" (3/4 in. thickness) # Made from all-natural coconut fiber which is an excellent dirt-trapper; # This mat is stenciled with permanent fade resistant dyes.Toss the Old Welcome Mat in the Trash
Finish Line Doormat
Finish Line Doormat
Want the ultimate motivating doormat to get you to your front door as quick as possible? The Finish Line Door Mat should do the trick. When you are slowly walking to your door at the end of a hard day at work, you'll life your eyes and see the finish line in front of you, getting your competitive juices flowing. # Finish Line Doormat measures: 18" by 30" (3/4 in. thickness) # Made from 100% natural coir with vinyl backing # Use them indoors or out - simply shake, sweep or vacuum to clean it. # These mats really make an entrance. Congratulations -- you've made it through another day!
The Cat Day 751 Funny Doormat
This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
Beat it, Hippie. Doormat
Beat it, Hippie. Doormat
Just in case you you have a hippie outbreak in your area.
My two favorite things are guns and sleeping late ... Doormat
My two favorite things are guns and sleeping late ... This funny doormat will keep your early morning visitors at bay or at least let them know you have a sense of humor.
Golf is a good walk spoiled ... Doormat
Golf is a good walk spoiled ... Doormat
Golf is a good walk spoiled... This funny yet functional doormat is perfect for the golf enthusiast.
Beware Dog Can't Hold it's Licker Doormat
Beware Dog Can't Hold It's Licker Funny Doormat 
This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
Anti Solicitor Funny Doormat
Humorous Doormat - We Love Our Vacuum
I'm pretty sure this covers it all...girl scouts may still get thru.
Come Back with a Warrant Doormat
Come Back with a Warrant Doormat
Nothing says i hate people like a come back with a warrant doormat...Imagine how funny it would be if the cops actually HAVE a warrant!
Knock Knock ... Lettuce in already. Doormat
Welcome your guests with corny humor...who doesn't love a knock knock joke?
You got to love birds ... Doormat
You got to love birds ... Doormat
You gotta love birds. We feed them seeds. They poop on our decks. Perfect funny, doormat for the bird lover.
Welcome to our Bipartisan Household. Doormat
Welcome to our Bipartisan Household. Get your guest laughing at your front door with this funny yet functional doormat.
Dog Hiding in Bushes Funny Doormat
Dog Hiding in Bushes Funny Doormat
This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
hi there doormat
hi there doormat - $ 38.00
So colorful and welcoming, they instantly make family and friends feel at home. In durable, long lasting 100% coir that's easy to shake or sweep clean.
Novelty Doormats
Memo To The Cat Doormat
Memo to the Cat ... Funny Indoor Outdoor Doormat
Looking for a decorative doormat with a little attitude? Tired of boring old doormats? Then take a look at the funny doormat collection from High Cotton. This Fun & Functional Howdy Doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
Student In Residence ... way too soon. Doormat
Student In Residence ... way too soon. Doormat
Student In Residence ... If it's before noon, you're way too soon. Funny doormat for your student.
There's nothing standard about our poodle. Doormat
* 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor humorous doormat
* Easy care; wash with hose and a brush. Dry flat.
* Perfect bound stitched edges.
* Practical and useful. Great gift.
* Doormat is 18" x 27"
Beer gets you in the door. Doormat
WOW! Nice Underwear Doormat
WOW Nice Underwear Doormat
This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash. This hilarious doormat is a perfect gift.
Enter At Your Own Risk Coir Doormat
This beautifully designed hand-woven doormat will enhance your entry way or patio. It's made from the highest quality all natural coconut fiber, which is an excellent dirt-trapper. This mat is hand stenciled with permanent fade-resistant dyes. Size: 3/4" thickness 18 in x 30 in.
Wrong Address Doormat
We're So Excited To See You Pet Doormat
We're So Excited ... Funny Indoor Outdoor Doormat
This Fun & Functional We're So Excited To See You is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
Doormat reads: We're so excited to see you we don't know whether to pee on the floor or tear up the couch!
Beware of Dog Doormat
Beware of Dog Doormat 
This natural coir doormat tells your guests to "beware of dog," right down to the bite taken out of the corner.The 100% natural coir mat if fade resistant and vinyl-backed. Measures 18" x 30".
Wipe Feet To Continue mat
Humorous doormat keeps 'em laughing when they enter your cubicle or home! Made from durable indoor/outdoor carpet. Mat approximately 18" x 27".
Our Dog is Not a Biter Doormat
This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
My Bite Is Worse Than My Bark Doormat
My Bite Is Worse Than My Bark Doormat
Looking for a decorative doormat with a little attitude? Tired of boring old doormats? Then take a look at the funny doormat collection from High Cotton. This Fun & Functional My Bite Is Worse Than My Bark Doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
Doormat reads: Funny thing. Turns out my bite IS actually worse than my bark. Anyhoo...welcome salesmen, trespassers and solicitors!
Rescued Dog Doormat
Rescued Dog Doormat
The best little mat on the block. Marie Mason's Rescued Dog shares the inscription Home of a Loyal and Spoiled Rescue Dog. 100% Olefin for indoor/outdoor use. Nonskid backing. Made in USA. 18 x 27.
hello doormat
hello doormat - $ 38.00
Graphic, modern doormats welcome all with color and fun. Made of 100% coir fibers and printed with long lasting acrylic colors. Extra durable to withstand all-season wear and tear.
No Shoes Doormat
NO SHOES DESIGN COCO DOORMATS
Design coco coir braided edge eco-friendly doormats made from 100% natural premium coir fiber.
To Fish, Or Not to Fish? Doormat
To Fish or Not to Fish Doormat
This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
I Golf Therefore I Am Not Here Doormat
I Golf, Therefore I Am Not Here Doormat
This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
Grandchildren Spoiled Here! Doormat
Grandchildren Spoiled Here Doormat
Our Fun & Functional doormats are 18" x 27", made from 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with a hose and brush. Do not machine wash, Dry flat.
ding dong doormat
ding dong doormat - $ 38.00
Our Ding Dong doormat makes a great first impression coming and going. This fun, graphic modern doormat doesn't just say "welcome," it screams "come on in." Your guests will feel at home, instantly. Made of 100% coir fibers and printed with long lasting acrylic colors.
Contented Cat Person Doormat
Doormat -A Contented Cat Person Lives Here
This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.
Modern Doormats
Doormat - Don't Make Me Come Out There - Dog
Don't Make Me Come Out Doormat
Our Fun & Functional doormats are 18" x 27", made from 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with a hose and brush. Do not machine wash, Dry flat.
Golf Green Doormat
This unique Green Golf Doormat looks the surface of a putting green and makes a great gift for any golf lover.Ê You can actually practice putting a golf ball on this mat. The mat is very functional as well as coir mats has been the best dirt trapping, durable, environment friendly doormats for centuries.
hi there doormat
hi there doormat - $ 28.00
So colorful and welcoming; they instantly make family and friends feel at home. In durable; long lasting 100% coir that's easy to shake or sweep clean.
A Fragile Dog Doormat
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PapaKork
Jan 4, 2012 @ 5:35 pm | delete
- This is great! I never knew there were so many choices in doormats, this is all new to me, love it!
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winlin
Jan 2, 2012 @ 11:40 pm | delete
- Very clever niche to write about, well done.
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WriterJanis
Dec 16, 2011 @ 10:47 am | delete
- Very fun ideas.
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DesignZeal
Dec 11, 2011 @ 6:04 pm | delete
- These are really hilarious! I'm still laughing over the "Beat it, hippie" one - the very thought of the look on my in-laws' faces if they were greeted with that doormat makes me want to laugh out loud :)
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jimmyworldstar
Dec 8, 2011 @ 12:16 pm | delete
- The go away one is pretty hilarious, as is the please stay on the mat one. I wonder how many people would actually leave or stay because of the impression they got from the mat.
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Oh No Not You Again Welcome Mat
Present Time Oh No Door Mat with Rubber Coating, Black
Amazon Price: $37.51 (as of 02/15/2012)
Oh No Not You Again ! Bring an humorous touch right to your front door with this funny welcome mat. Tough and durable, this mat can handle plenty of "unwelcome" traffic. Made from coir with a no-slip rubber backing Measures 29" x 18" Approximately 1/2" thick Tough and durable
Beware of the Kids Coir Welcome Doormat Funny Mat
Beware of the Kids Coir Welcome Doormat Funny Mat
Amazon Price: (as of 02/15/2012)
Beware of the Kids ! Bring an humorous touch right to your front door with this funny welcome mat. Tough and durable, this mat can handle plenty of traffic, from kids and guests alike. Made from coir with a no-slip rubber backing Measures 29" x 18" Approximately 1/2" thick Tough and durable
Sometimes I Feel Like I'm The Only One Trying To Gentrify This Neighborhood
'Sometimes I Feel Like I'm The Only One Trying To Gentrify This Neighborhood' - Doormat from The Onion
Amazon Price: (as of 02/15/2012)
Exclusively from The Onion, America's Finest News Source. Our 19.5" x 29.5" outdoor mat is fade and weather resistant and has a vinyl backing. Perfect for your shit-hole apartment or your cookie-cutter mansion.
