Funny Poems for Mothers from Northern Virginia

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Your mother is from Northen Virginia if.......

1. anyone asks her where she is from, she tells them DC because its easier to explain

2.She has never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it

3.She always complain about there being nothing to do, even though you are right next to DC

4.She has at least 2 friends who have no idea what they do because its "top secret" government work

5.She takes a major highway to get anywhere (95, 66,28, etc)

6.Speed limits are just suggestions for her.

7.She has a Smart Tag.

8.A yellow light means at least 5 more cars car get through.

9.A red light means 2 more can fo her.

10.she knows where to find Midgetville.

11.she drives at least 30 miles a day to get to work.

Just a quick laugh : )

Heartborken Letter from Mother*Japanese Parody*

on this setting, Tomonori ( Japanese Man) on this Video lives alone and his mother sends him some packages once in a while to support his life but there are very strange things she sends him all the time..... : )
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5 Good Reasons to order flowers online for Mother's Day if you are from Northern Virginia!

1. Because the shopping malls are like parking lots.

2. Because sending flowers online has never been easier. Usually, your order comes with a 100% satisfaction guarantee, and will be hand delivered by the nearest florist VS finding a gift at the mall like being the war zone and your purchases comes with a worst customer service.

3. Whatever the emotion you want to convey, it will be provided and the beautiful flowers will remain her heart for a lifetime. Of course, she will take a picture with it and post on her facebook to show off to her collegues and old time shool friends.

4.Because you do know what else to give her.

5.Because you love her




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Car Accident (old lady) Funny LOL

Mother is the word for God. She punishes everyone the way she likes.

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