Funny Poems for Mothers from Northern Virginia

1. anyone asks her where she is from, she tells them DC because its easier to explain

2.She has never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it

3.She always complain about there being nothing to do, even though you are right next to DC

4.She has at least 2 friends who have no idea what they do because its "top secret" government work

5.She takes a major highway to get anywhere (95, 66,28, etc)

6.Speed limits are just suggestions for her.

7.She has a Smart Tag.

8.A yellow light means at least 5 more cars car get through.

9.A red light means 2 more can fo her.

10.she knows where to find Midgetville.

11.she drives at least 30 miles a day to get to work.