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Kiss Me I'm Irish - I Think

True story. My name is Patrick. My father's name is Patrick. His name is Patrick because his birthday falls on March 17th, St. Patrick's Day. The story as I've been told is this: as my grandmother, in labor, is being wheeled into the delivery room, she reached out and grabbed the doctor by the collar and said to him, "If this kid isn't born on St. Patrick's Day, you can keep him."



Sometime later that night my father was born. Upon examining his birth certificate, the date and time is often pointed out: March 17th, 1954 - 11:58 P.M.

Wear Green On St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts

Seeing as I share a common name with the saint, I own a lot of St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts. What that has to do with me sharing the name, I don't know. But it does give me a good reason to get sloppy drunk on that day and claim to be Irish. Which is always a good time.


So I've accumulated quite a few funny St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts, more than I can wear on that one day, unfortunately. I do try though - as I spill a beer on one I move onto the next.

St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts

Funny Irish Drinking Shirts

Ever wish you were Irish? Well, probably on St. Patrick's Day at least, eh? I think they say everybody is Irish on that day right?
Green Beer Is Leprechaun Pee T-Shirt
If it's true that green beer is leprechaun pee and I like it, does that make me some sort of sexual freak? Oh wait - never mind, perhaps it was the midgets and goats that did that.
Irish I Were Drunk T-Shirt
Another Irish St. Patrick's Day Drinking T-Shirt - this one from T-Shirt Bordello. 'Irish I Were Drunk' T-Shirt Get it? Irish I were drunk? Hah. Funny.
Blow Me I'm Irish T-Shirt
Enough with the Kiss Me I'm Irish T-Shirts. Let's be serious. What you really need (and want) is a 'Blow Me I'm Irish' T-Shirt. Enough beating around the bush (pun intended) and just say what you really want.
Everybody Loves An Irish Girl T-Shirt
A St. Patrick's Day t-shirt for the ladies. Of course, I guess the dudes could wear this one, though it might not help your cause any. But who are we to judge?

Great St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts on CafePress

Funny St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts

Here are a few St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts that I've found on CafePress
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Funny St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts on eBay

St. Patty's Day T-Shirts

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ChewingGlass Tees

Funny Shirts on ChewingGlass Tees

Some funny St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts as well as a whole bunch of other funny t-shirts.
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