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You don't have to be young & athletic to have a good time

 

This is going to be a collection of things that I find fun to do, interesting to hear about or read or think about, unconventional, and possibly dangerous to one's health.

Being broadly in the "middle-aged" category, I sometimes think that the world has been taken over by screaming id-driven hormoniacs and stuffy, conventional old farts. Being in the middle and not having a lot in common with either group, I think its time to speak up and be heard, and find others who are facing similar challenges. So I'm going to share some of my thoughts on the subject of getting older, taking on new challenges, not taking life too seriously, and daring to go where only a few middle aged women dare to go (which explains the clothes-on part of the title).

I hope to find other people who are like-minded and not stuck in a June Cleaver lifestyle. And if you don't know who she is, you are reading the wrong lens.  

 

USA/AKC Dog Agility World Team 2008 

Well, it's that time again. The try-outs for the USA World Team are underway in Minnesota in May and team members are being selected. An exciting time that makes us look forward to the Big Event in Finland this fall.



Click here or the above banner to check it out.


Agility fan Eric Larson has put together some fabulous fund raising items for the team, and will be again offering his great video coverage of the tryouts as well as the main event.

Support the USA/AKC World Team as they go for the gold in Finland by purchasing a World Team Tryout Total Access Pass & DVD. Approximately half of the price of every purchase goes directly to the AKC Agility World Team.

The coverage will be similar to what he did with FCI 2007, but even better with a host of new features. Including favorites, playlists, comments, and zipped up downloads of each class. And since it is a much smaller event he plans on providing more extras beyond just the video of every run.

Eric's website offers great updates as the competitions unfold, and its a great way to support Agility Team USA!

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I need a 12-step program for....DOG AGILITY 

When I was still in the corporate life, bored with my job and wishing that I had SOMETHING of interest going on in my life, I happened to adopt a rescue dog. He was a 3 year old Cocker Spaniel, red & white in color. I had lost my old boy Cocker six months earlier, and my girl-dog Jeannie and I still missed Zuki terribly.

I got a call from one of the Cocker rescue folks (these people are for sure guaranteed a ticket into heaven!). She said she'd just gotten in this young male, named Caesar. To make a long story short, he moved in with us.

After a few days, I knew why his previous owners had given him up. While he had the sweetest temperament and was well house-trained, he was the most hyper dog I'd ever encountered. EVERYTHING set him off into a tizzy. His energy never wavered. He had only one speed: fast. After living for years with much mellower pups, this was a shock.

This dog needed a job. I first worked with him in basic obedience, and got a little better handle on him. But this wasn't the right outlet for him - he wanted MORE out of life, and frankly so did I. About the time when I was about to kill him (figuratively speaking!) I stumbled on an article about a new sport that was just starting to take off in the US: Dog Agility.

The description sounded like a lot of fun - your dog runs around around an obstacle course with you, and does jumps, runs through tunnels, weaves back and forth between poles in the ground, climbs up and over a big wooden A-frame... it sounded like a lot of fun. There was a introductory workshop being held in my area in a few weeks' time, so I signed us up.

As the workshop day grew closer, I got more and more excited. At last, I thought, something fun and competitive for both of us. The workshop was scheduled to last 4 hours starting at 9am on a Saturday. We arrived in plenty of time to set up a chair in the arena, get the thermos out (it was outdoors in a covered arena, in the winter), and sit back and soak it all in.

I noticed a large number of women relative to men in the class, but didn't think much of it at the time. The instructor was in her 30s, and I was to find out later than she had more energy than my dog... I was in serious trouble.

We started with some basic kinds of things, walking with our dogs on-leash, not heeling as in obedience, but attentively. Most of the other dogs had had much more obedience training than Caesar did, and I had my hands full just trying to keep his attention. The fun thing about the sport of agility is that its based on positive reinforcement training techniques, which means LOTS OF TREATS! My boy would jump off a tall building for a treat, and he quickly made the connection between paying attention to me and getting the goodies.

Five and a half hours later, we were exhausted...and totally hooked. We learned enough to manage to do a couple of obstacles in a row, and that was enough to put us into the ranks of the addicted. It is a game of physical skill and ability, but more importantly a game of strategy. In competitions, the judge designs a course consisting of jumps, tunnels, a teeter-totter, weave poles and other obstacles in a pattern that must be followed. Challenging spots are built into the design, and you and your team-mate have to figure out the challenges, master them, and do it with no mistakes AND be faster than other teams in order to win the blue ribbon.

It all sounds pretty easy doesn't it? Well, it isn't when you've passed 40, never liked exercising, and carried more weight than was good for you. It took me 3 days after that workshop before I could walk normally again. I couldn't wait for the next class!

I'll be posting some pictures and videos of this wonderful sport and some of the funny and fun moments that we've had and seen. Caesar and I did well, although he didn't like the pressure as we rose in levels. We achieved a great deal in the years that we competed, and he retired at the age of 10 having completed his AKC Excellent Standard and Jumpers titles. He's now 16 and a half years old, healthy, still energetic but mellower. He loves to travel, although with me starting a business our dog show days have been put on hold.

Our dog family grew, because the addiction of dog agility resulted in my falling in love with a little tiny dog with huge ears and long fluffy fur - the Papillon flew into our lives, and things have never been the same since! More on that later...

Dog agility has grown HUGELY in the years since we started. As I mentioned, it is a sport that seems to be dominated by middle-aged women - fit ones, fat ones, in between ones. There is a good representation of senior citizens as well. While we would never be competitive against the youngsters in most sports, the brainwork and teamwork required does help level the playing field so that those with more wisdom and experience often triumph over physical skills. Just as it should!

Agility Books, DVDs & Equipment on Amazon 

Getting started in the sport

These are some good references to help to start you and your dog off right in this demanding and addictive sport. There are also some equipment items for your to take a look at. I'll be putting up a more extensive reference section shortly!

Excelling at Dog Agility - Book 1: Obstacle Training (Updated Second Edition) (Excelling at Dog Agility)

This was the book that was my "bible" when I started agility. Its still a top book in getting beginners going on to successful agility "careers."

Amazon Price: $17.13 (as of 10/07/2008)

101 Dog Tricks: Step by Step Activities to Engage, Challenge, and Bond with Your Dog

All work and no play makes Fluffy BORED and resentful! If you want to have some quality, bonding time with your dog but still work on learning skills, this book makes it fun.

Amazon Price: $12.91 (as of 10/07/2008)

Practice Dog Tunnel

The tunnel is an essential piece of equipment and one that's very useful in training direction changes painlessly. This usually the dog's favorite obstacle!

Amazon Price: (as of 10/07/2008)

Economy Dog Jump

You need some jumps. This one is reasonably priced.

Amazon Price: (as of 10/07/2008)

Practice PVC Dog Weave Set

The weave poles are the hardest thing to teach your dog, because the movements are not like anything the dog does when on his own. Experienced agility teams know that you NEVER stop training your weaves.

Amazon Price: (as of 10/07/2008)

Video of Some Awesome Dog Agility 

This shows a competition at a high level - see how easy the handler and her dog work together! It takes years of practice to achieve this kind of harmony

Dog Agility (Mar/31/07 JKC CUP Jumping Large Vol.1)

Agility dog competition "JKC CUP" at a FCI ASIAN INTERNATIONAL DOG SHOW 2007.(Vol.1)

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Agility, Papillons, and a Middle-Aged Gal 

OK, so I showed you what you see on TV: young athletic person with superbly trained dog in a high level competition. Now here's a video that more closely resembles reality. ;-) This lady and her pup got it goin' on out there on the course!

Angel's jumping

Eerste podiumplaats in de B1, ze werd hier 2e !

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Favorite sites 

Sites I spend a lot of time on.
Great EstatesLLC
This is my home base site for my business, Great Estates LLC. If you need personal property appraised or have TOO MUCH STUFF, come see me here.
Christmas Villages Online
I'm completely in love with Christmas and Christmas Villages. This site is a portal to the biggest Village store in the world - eBay - where you can get any Village building or accessory for a fraction of the cost of "regular retail" on or offline. I'm working on some Smart eBay Shopping articles with tips & tricks for scoring those great deals on ebay and will publish the Villages module on this site.
The Old Jeans Home
If you love blue jeans but hate the high prices, you really need to check out this store. eBay is the the world's largest marketplace for clothing, and you can get top name brand designer jeans for a fraction of the cost of regular retail sources.

And if you're willing to buy a pair that's been worn once or twice, you can practically STEAL them!
Saddles and Bridles
Just as the name says, this store is for saddles and bridles. As a lifelong horse lover, I know how important it is to buy good quality tack. But the prices are horrendous if you buy them new, or even used from a local tack shop. Plus the selection is HUGE - you won't find a local seller with this much to choose from. English and Western saddles and bridles, new and used. All at big savings, so come check it out.
Cute Overload
When you need to mainline some cute, this is the place. More cute animals than you can stand!

Agility-Related Websites 

All agility, all the time! These are some really great sites whether you want to learn more about the sport, buy equipment, training tips, agility competitions, and more.
Clean Run Magazine & Store
If it has anything to do with agility you'll find it at this niche store, which is also the publisher for the premier magazine on the sport of agility. They are known for unique and high-quality items: training aids, books & videos, treats and more. The magazine Clean Run is a must-read.
American Kennel Club Agility Brochure
The AKC is only one sanctioning organization for the sport of dog agility. It is limited to purebred dogs only. This brochure has a lot of info about the AKC program.
NADAC Agility
The North American Dog Agility Council (NADAC) is another agility organization to play in. It allows "All-American" or mixed breeds as well as purebred dogs, and the courses are FAST and fun.
USDAA Agility
No, this has nothing to do with the Department of Agriculture! United States Dog Agility Association, Inc. (USDAA), a BIG organization with more than 22,000 registered competitors and more than 30,000 dogs representing more than 200 different breeds of dogs, including mix-breeds. Events are held in many parts of the world besides the US.
AgileDogs Email Discussion List
With almost 3000 subscribers from around the world, this is the biggest collection of agility enthusiasts on the net. A great source of information for newcomers and veterans alike.
Teacup Dogs Agility Association
TDAA is about as cute as you can get in dog agility. This organization is limited to small dogs only. Special equipment is scaled down to micro-dog size, and the courses are smaller too. But the challenges are just as great, especially if you've been running big-dog agility with your teeny-weeny!
Agility-A-Go-Go Equipment
Ric Travis makes the best, safest, and most innovative equipment out there. Competition quality at reasonable prices. Based in Gig Harbor, WA., but they ship everywhere!
R2Agility
If you are in the Pacific Northwest, you know "The Robins" and their trial secretary services. Their site has an events calendar and online entry system, as well as print-out forms for mailed in entries.
Flyball!
This is another too-much-fun-with-your-clothes-on sport. Two teams of four dogs each race side-by-side over a 51 foot long course. Each dog must run down the jumps, trigger a flyball box to release the ball, retrieve the ball, and return over the jumps. The next dog is then released to run the course. The first team to have all 4 dogs finish the course without error wins. WOO HOO!

When Sweet Little Dogs Turn Evil AKA No More Pause Table! 

Its ugly. Very ugly.

My fur-kids have always been near and dear to my heart, better than the two-legged variety IMO! I would do anything for them, and most of the time they would do stuff for me.

My Papillon Emmett is the love of my life. He is my first Papillon. I got him in August 1999, when he was just 3 months old. I got him from the best Papillon breeder in the world, Lou Ann King, of Loteki Papillons in Iowa. Lou Ann drove all the way from Iowa to Chicago O'Hare airport, where I was staying on my way back to Seattle, to deliver him to me because she refuses to "pack & ship" her puppies.

She had Emmett's mother Shelly with her. Shelly is the sweetest most loving dog I've ever met. She instantly acts like you're her lifelong best friend. Her son Emmett was a little more reserved, but soon started winding those little Papillon tendrils around my heart, and I was done for! We flew back to Seattle in first class (hey, I used my upgrades!!), and my little boy won the hearts of our fellow travelers. And the flight attendents. They insisted I take him out of his under-seat carrier, and he graciously held audience until it was time to land.

At the time, I had two Cocker Spaniels, Caesar and Jeannie. Jeannie was then an old lady, 12 years old, and seemed to have lost interest in life. I had met a Papillon at an agility event, and decided that my next dog would be a Pap. As Jeannie seemed to fade, I decided to get my Pap before she passed, since Caesar was so attached to her. Enter little Emmett.

Immediately, Jeannie perked up. Whether it was because she wasn't about to be shoved aside by a little whipper-pupper, or whatever, she was her normal self for the next four and a half years before she passed on. Another reason to bring a youngster into the house!

Agility is something that you are always teaching and learning. With a young dog who hasn't matured physically or mentally yet, it starts with basic obedience work in a fun setting. Come to me, and get treats! Sit, and we'll play a game! Walk by my side, and get lots of treats! Low pressure and no physical stressing. As you both mature, the challenge of learning the obstacles starts. I always start my little guys with poles, teeters, tables just laying on the ground so they can just walk right over them.

Emmett absolutely loved learning. Basic obedience was fairly easy, but he hated being still. Learning the Stay was very hard for him. He adored the obstacles though, and learned them very quickly. He even mastered the weave poles in a very short time. I was so excited, and couldn't wait until our first competition!

He was one year and two weeks old when he ran his first competition. He did very well for a beginner, and we continued to make rapid progress. The only thing that clouded things was that he HATED the pause table - which usually comes up part-way through a course after the dog is totally revved up. It's hard for dogs to go from full-bore running to stop and do a Sit or Down while a judge counts to 5. Emmett was VERY unhappy with this, and being a spoiled young man started to let me know about it.

At first he was just slow to respond to the command to get on the table. But he wasn't satisfied with that. So he started to act deaf and blind, and would run right past it. When I countered his move and made him get on, he'd stand but not Sit or Down. Or he would Sit, but then scoot backwards until his butt was hanging over the edge of the table. He's even scooted himself completely off the table onto the ground!

Since he was starting to realize that he was entertaining the spectators, he added vocals to his performance. YAP! YAP! YAP! said Emmett in his piping little-dog voice. His beady little eyes were fixed on me, since he KNEW there was nothing I could do to him. You're not allowed to touch your dog at all, or do any kind of training in the ring. So I grit my teeth and hoped he'd finally cooperate even though we'd lost MANY precious seconds while he screwed around.

The rest of the time he was an angel. He fairly quickly made it to the Excellent classes, and we got our Jumpers With Weaves (JWW) title quickly. That's because JWW doesn't have a table in it!! The Standard class, where the table lived, was another matter. We trained harder and harder, and Emmett just got worse at thumbing his little nose at me. I was very discouraged. I thought it couldn't get any worse.

Another weekend, another trial. We started our Standard run bright and early (it's usually the first class run), and we were cookin'! I was starting to get excited as we approached the table. Maybe he won't pull his table stunt! I thought. He jumped onto the table like a pro, and started to go into a Down. Yes! I thought.

Then the unthinkable happened. His sweet dark raisin eyes started to glow a fiery red. I could see something happening on his head - there were little red eruptions and I thought he was having a massive allergic reaction to something. The bumps kept growing, and his eyes got redder. He slid backwards as two bright red HORNS sprouted on his head! YIKES!! He opened his mouth, and his tongue was bright red too. Very evil CURSES started coming out of his mouth, and a tiny devil was dancing on the table beside him!!



I knew we were lost. I just stared at him in disbelief and horror. How could my sweet loving little angel turn on me so?? How could I get those demons out of him? He yapped and yapped.

Eventually, the horrible image subsided and he seemed to be his old self. But I know better. Behind that angelic all-white face lurks the heart of a little devil...

So I have made it a personal crusade to get the agility table banned. It should be burned - all of them should. Sprinkle them in Holy Water and torch the whole lot. The table is more prone to demonic possession than any other obstacle, and to prevent evil from infesting all of the other agility dogs, we need to get rid of them. Now.

Please AKC. No more lost souls.

;-) I'm going to set up a poll here so you all can vote. I can't be the only one concerned about the evil possession of our canine partners. Let all our voices be heard!!

Should the pause table be eliminated in agility competitions? 

AKC Standard courses are infested with demonic pause tables. They say they listen to exhibitors who want to make changes. Let's tell them what we think and save our precious dogs' souls!

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It Sucks to be a Flea - FLEA-FREE WITHOUT CHEMICALS! 

Another Green is Good tip!

I saw this article while browsing and thought it was one of the most useful and non-annoying (they're not selling anything!) article I'd seen in a long time. It's about killing fleas without killing your dog.

You can read the entire article here: Sucks to be a flea: Vacuums destroy itchy bugs

But the bottom line is this: "Experiments conducted by Ohio State University researchers on the cat flea (Ctenocephalides felis)-the most common type of flea plaguing companion animals, such as dogs and cats, and humans-showed that vacuuming killed fleas in all stages of life."

That's right. That flea-sucking, dust and dirt collecting machine that my dog always attacks when I get it out is one of your best allies in the war against fleas. According the the research study, the dust and dirt that collects along with the hapless fleas has sharp edges that scrape off the hard shell that protects these critters and they dry to death. It's the same principle that causes diotomaceous earth to work against pests in the garden. Neat, huh?

So before you douse your house with flea bombs loaded with toxic chemicals, get the vacuum out and start suckin' those buggers up. You'll still need to use other measures for your pet and yard, but this will go a long way in living a flea-free life. :-)

Reader Feedback 

Let me know if you're middle-aged and out of control!!

Let's hear it from the rest of you empty-nesters or childless-by-choice, off the wall baby boomers out there who are also having fun with their clothes on!

Frankster

With that teaser title: The Most Fun ..., I had to visit just to see what the lens was about! LOL Great information on dog agility. I don't have any dogs (9 indoor cats) but I babysit for my friend's 3 chihuahuas when they leave town and I love those little guys. I'm amazed at how well trained they are! 5 stars for you! Bear hugs, Frankie

Posted January 26, 2008

MuddyLaBoue

REALly interesting! If I were much younger, I might be tempted, but I'm over 50 *and* dogless now. Good luck in your competitions. 5*s.

Posted January 07, 2008

ParrotMaster

Thanks for visiting! 5 Stars.

Posted January 04, 2008

AdriennePetersen

Very fun lens! Thanks for visiting my How To Make Chocolate Fudge That Will Have Your Friends & Family Begging For More! Lens.

Posted January 04, 2008

Christene

Blessed by a SquidAngel

Posted December 30, 2007

 
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After spending more than two decades in the corporate financial services world, I was liberated by a market crash and shaky economy. I started my own business as a personal property appraiser and consignment seller, and internet affiliate marketer. Life is good.

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