Nerd Merchandise

Thats right, every geek eventually has to get out of mom's basement and go re-stock the supplies for that upcoming all-nighter gaming session. There's nothing that says you can't do it in style!

My personal favorite is the "meh" T-shirt. That describes me pretty good.

When the whole world needs to know just how apathetic you are..."meh".

I have reviewed some of my favorite t-shirts here. And before you ask, yes I do have a favorite Monty Python shirt reviewed there...happy?!

But if you wanna jump straight to the goods to pick one of these bad boys up, go here.

So for that geek that is stuck in a cubicle 8 hours a day, here are some ideas to make them feel more at home in their carpeted cell.

Ok, this is almost a no-brainer favorite. The red stapler. I mean, c'mon! Who doesn't know about the red stapler?! If you don't, then you need to rent and watch Office Space and pay attention to Milton. He really wants his stapler back!

"Excuse me...I believe you have my stapler."

More Office Goodies I Like.

If you just want to jack one of these staplers. Go here. "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!"

Every geek loves gadgets. Which is actually a good thing, because geeks are also very good at making gadgets. So if you are a geek who needs some special little gadget, you can bet some other geek out there wanted it too and made it and is now selling it to fellow geeks.

Here is a pretty cool geek gadget. The USB microscope . You just plug this baby into a USB port on your computer and start zooming in on...well...whatever you have laying around that you need to zoom in on. Like that corn chip that fell down between your computer and desk and has been there for weeks. Zoom in on that!

Here are some other nifty gadgets I like.

And this is where you can pick them up.

How cool is this?! A mana potion! Each 1.69 oz plastic flask contains 160 mg of caffeine. You read that right...160 MG!! Now that is a shot of energy! One of these and you'll not only be able to keep your group healed but you might even get your basement re-painted at the same time!!

Grab these and keep them next to your monitor...or in your bag-of-holding...or on your belt pouch...whatever, you get the picture.

But wait, theres more. Here are some more caffeine products I found.