GEEK - the possibly shy person with the 195 IQ in the office with the 44 shelves of computer components, 12 racks of the fastest servers on the planet, a workbench covered with Cheetos, his own personal Coke machine, and the teetering stack of computer manuals that are older than he is. Or she.
FODDER - that which is fed to domesticated or herd animals.
Geek Fodder. The is pronounced EN.
If you Google geekenfodder, you will find exactly 3.5 resources for it. All of those lead back to here, so obviously you're in the right place already.
[update 2/08 - make that 231 google entries!]
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: R/C Forklift Kit
R/C Desktop Forklift from ThinkGeek
Tiny machines to do our bidding! That's our goal! This radio controlled forklift is available now at ThinkGeek... www.thinkgeek.com /geektoys/rc/924e
Ambient Weather Beacon
Ambient Weather Beacon
Know what to wear today, it it'll rain this weekend, or virtually any weather information, all in a calm glanceable display of color. This hand-blown frosted glass Weather Beacon changes colors as the forecast for the day changes: spring green if it'll be in the comfy seventies, deep blue if it's in the chilly thirties.
Amazon Price: (as of 07/25/2008)
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: USB Digital Microscope
USB Digital Microscope from ThinkGeek
Zoom in up to 200x with this USB digital microscope! This video shows the detail of a $20 and the pistils of a flower. http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/923a/
PC Geekenfodder
The latest news of the greatest
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Fetching RSS feed... please stand byGeekenfodder TV Now Playing: USB Programmable Doorbell
USB Programmable Doorbell from ThinkGeek
Why settle for 'ding-dong' when you can have your doorbell make any sound you want?
Stoooooore!
Hard drive space for your pocket
Victorinox SwissMemory 1 GB Flight (Translucent Ruby)
Amazon Price: $58.50 (as of 07/25/2008)
Geekenfodder for the Energy Drink Drinking Geek
CoolIT USB Beverage Chiller
Just seconds after plugging the chiller into your computer's USB port (no external outlet needed), the coldplate chills to 45 degrees Fahrenheit -- the perfect temperature for keeping your beverage chilled.
Amazon Price: $26.55 (as of 07/25/2008)
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: Urban Tool Gadget Belt
ThinkGeek Urban Tool Gadget Hip Holster
This is a ThinkGeek Gadget Hip Holster made by Urban Tool. It holds a great number of gadgets and is very comfortable. See http://tabletblog.com for the full review
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: Audiocron
Knowing the time is not enough. One must sense time.
Audiocron from ThinkGeek
This silvery mushroom tells time in a cool stealth ambient way! http://www.thinkgeek.com
Why Geekenfodder?
They have Cheetos, after all..
Think about it this way. This person is capable of fixing your computer. The odds are high that, if you're over the age of 27 or specifically trained for the task, you cannot.This person is your sole lifeline between a malfunctioning or dysfunctional or nonfunctioning computer or similarly inclined electronic device - and sanity.
Geekenfodder is your way of showing your appreciation. Appeasing the gods, as it were.. think of it as a form of insurance - because...
This person is also equally capable of ensuring that your computer never boots up again. Ever.
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: iPhone
Geekenfodder Breaks Out of the Darkness
Kagan FlexLite USB Lamp
Anywhere you use your computer; you can have excellent light, right at your fingertips. FlexLite USB (Universal Serial Bus) Lamp connects directly to your USB port on your computer and has a flexible neck to position the light over the keyboard, documents, or screen, no batteries required! The light has three super bright LED lights in a compact reflective housing for clear and even lighting.
Amazon Price: (as of 07/25/2008)
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: LED Fan
LED Art Fan from ThinkGeek
42 super bright LEDs attached to the spinning fan blades create beautiful art shows you can program yourself!
Are you a Geek?
Or does someone think you are?
Geekdom is a special status, earned through hard work, hundreds -nay, thousands- of midnight hour sessions poring over ancient dusty tomes pertaining to languages that were nigh dead decades before you were born (except Assembly, which will probably never die, and C, which shouldn't).
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: WiiHelm
WiiHelm from ThinkGeek
The new headmounted Wii controller exclusively from ThinkGeek. www.thinkgeek.com/WiiHelm
Best Dressed Geekenfodder
Even geeks gotta wear clothes
Pocket Guru Dark T-Shirt
"Guru? The go-to person for everyone in your company when they can't figure out how to make it work? Show your guru pride."
Price: 21.99
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: Hydro!
Hydrodynamic Building Set from ThinkGeek
This "Ice Cream Factory" is actually a fun and complex water sculpture you put together. Available now at ThinkGeek.
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A Warning About Geekenfodder
Select your geekenfodder with great care, preferably after casually observing the workspace of the geek to receive the boon or offering. Look at the walls for indicative posters, platitudes and sayings. Will your geekenfodder measure up? Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: Nerf Maverick
Nerf Maverick from ThinkGeek
Frag your coworkers with this brilliant 6-shot Nerf dart revolver! Dual-wield for maximum pwn4g3!
Protect Thy Geekenfodder
SE-0304OR Bag Protector Alert. Orange/White
The Doberman Bag Protector Alert is a uniquely designed dually triggered alarm device, including a motion sensor alarm and a pull pin alarm. The motion sensor is armed and disarmed via the Bag Protector Alert keypad. Use your preset personal security code and place the Bag Protector Alert on a bag or valueable. If the protected item is touched, the motion sensor will trigger the alarm to alert you of a possible threat to your valueable.
Amazon Price: $16.45 (as of 07/25/2008)
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: Clocky
Clocky from ThinkGeek
Flying Alarm Clock is cool, but try chasing down Clocky! Like R2-D2 on acid, Clocky's random turns and dissonant alarm is sure to wake you right up!
Cool but Too Portable Geekenfodder?
I gave my favorite geek one of those great Swiss Army USB hard drives for Christmas and he raved about it. Sadly I did not get the one with the keyring on it, and someone walked away with it (and its contents). Be sure your geekenfodder can be properly secured.
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: Pen Blowtorch
Respect the Tribal Status of Geekenfodder
Every tribe has its hierarchy, and those of the geek are no different. Although status within that hierarchy is usually determined from within, it is entirely possible to bias a person's tribal standing upward or downward unwittingly through the offerings of improper geekenfodder.When in doubt, ask a trusted geek, or refer to the list of worst possible geekenfodder offerings (found herein).
Cool Cooling-down Geekenfodder
Antec USB-Powered Notebook Cooler
So you're catching up on a little work at your favorite outdoor café, enjoying the scents of summer. Like the mouthwatering aroma of freshly-grilled burgers. The bracing scent of newly-cut grass. But your nose twitches as the smoky odor of overheating electronics reaches it. Then your trusty laptop locks up, leaving you thoroughly in the lurch. You see, heat is your laptop's most dangerous enemy. And our notebook cooler is the answer.
Amazon Price: $29.47 (as of 07/25/2008)
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: Pit & Pendulum
Pit and Pendulum from ThinkGeek
More than a torture device - this desktop toy traces beautiful patterns in the sand guaranteed to entrance you and your coworkers!
Top 10 Worst Possible Geekenfodder Offerings
Be wary of these. Using them as geekenfodder offerings may gain you a Bad Rep with the tribe. You do not want a Bad Rep.
Socks (even if they say guru on them)
(*mutters as he leaves* who does she think she is? My MOTHER??)1 point
Stuffed Toys
With -very- few exceptions, this is bad geekenfodder. The exceptions themselves change rapidly. Unless you are a peer level geek or above, of the same tribe, don't even try it.1 point
Paper Clip Holders
Paper clip holders have magnets on the inside to hold the paper clips in place. Do you have any IDEA what that magnet will do to your hard drive? Here, let me show you.... #####kzzizzz##### (the sound of your data leaving. (*mutters as he leaves* idiot...) Some magnetic devices are worth the risk, in the right hands. Like that nifty levitating clock...0 points
Handmade Sweaters
(*mutters as he leaves* who does she think she is? My Aunt Edna?? I can SO dress myself...)0 points
PC components dating back less than 10 years
He has them all already. Trust me on this. If it is not in the office, it's in his basement, storage shed, garage, mom's attic.0 points
Network Cable
Don't even go there. The compleat geek knows what he needs for the installation. (*mutters as he leaves* what's next, old Beldin twisted pair from the overhead?)0 points
Blank CDs
Odds are very high he's not only evolved to DVD-R 16x but has a patent pending for a new disk burning technology that makes all others obsolete. Don't even go there.0 points
Pads of Paper with Cute Sayings
(*mutters as he leaves* what does he think that computer on his desk is FOR, anyway...)0 points
Baseball Memorabilia
Unless there are crystal clear signs that this geek is a complete fanatic for a specific team, don't bother wasting precious geekenfodder storage space.0 points
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: YET More iPhone!
Appropriate Previously Appreciated Geekenfodder
Sometimes one man's trash is another man's geekenfodder!
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Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: Finger Drum Kit
Finger Drumkit from ThinkGeek
Look Closely at this Mousie
Logitech V200 Cordless Mouse - Red, Snap-on 2.4GHZ Micro-receiver
Its 2.4GHz digital cordless technology provides longer range compared to traditional wireless, and delivers interference-free operation. The 2.4GHz micro-receiver snaps into the mouse for easy transport and turns it off for power efficiency. Invisible Light optical tracking delivers smooth, precise control and a tilt wheel makes side-to-side scrolling effortless. All of this is wrapped up in a durable design that's ideal for business-class mobility.
Amazon Price: $34.99 (as of 07/25/2008)
Who's Got the Best Geekenfodder...
... and why that's important information
The word spreads fast through the tribe. If you've got the best and you're generous, your trouble tickets will begin to mystically float to the top of the oft-challenged attention span.If you run out of geekenfodder but have previously been generous, your trouble tickets are very likely safe.
If you have geekenfodder but you're miserly or are rumored to be stingy with it, some trouble tickets will never see the light of day.
If you have no geekenfodder, you need geekenfodder.
You have been warned.
Geekenfodder TV Now Playing: Frigits
Fun for your refrigerator and you too!
Frigits - Refridgerator Marbles
Are You -Sure- You're Not A Geek?
Read these carefully before selecting one. They may mean that although you might not meet all of the criteria for true geekdom, you may harbor geek-like tendencies and, therefore, need geekenfodder yourself.
Geekenfodder Self-Defense
SE-0303OR Power Button. Orange/white
Doberman's Power Button needs just one hit to alert others to your distressful situation. Lightweight, stylish, and fitted with an adjustable Doberman strap. The Power Button is designed for physical activity. Take Doberman for a walk and never look back.
Amazon Price: $19.99 (as of 07/25/2008)
Wired Geekenfodder
Get your geekenfodder fresh off the net
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- How to Make Friends With Celebrities
- With most stars you want to befriend, all it takes is simply buying yourself a basketball franchise...
- How to Look Good on TV
- The Daily Show's Samantha Bee explains that in order to look good on television, it's okay to come a...
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- : Photo: Jim Merithew/Wired.comGet ready for the wild incongruity of elaborate costumes and vacuous,...
Spread the USB Wealth
Targus ACH74US Ultra Mini USB 2.0 4-Port Hub
The Ultra Mini USB 2.0 4-port hub is the travel hub for at home or on the road. It allows you to connect 4 USB devices such as mice, digital cameras and memory drives to your notebook simultaneously. It has a transfer rate of 480 Mbps, plug and play capabilities and does not require an AC adapter. Compact, affordable and easy to use, this hub is perfect for the traveler on the go who doesn't want to sacrifice the convenience of external peripherals.
Amazon Price: $20.92 (as of 07/25/2008)
A Little Known Secret of Geekenfodder Sources
...shhh
I'll let you in on the secret, if you promise not to spread the word too far. There is a place that a few of us turn to when we're stocking up the geekenfodder shelves. One word: ThinkGeek Need advice? Want help? Just want to chat?
Leave your geekenfodder woes aside and step in for a moment of herbal tea or decent coffee. Drop your thoughts off below.
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SuperPhil
5 Stars for the most original and unforgettable name on the net! Very cool. If you get a moment you might hop over to http://www.squidoo.com/Techno-Junkie or http://techno-junkie.blogspot.com since we have some common interests. Have a great weekend. Posted April 12, 2008 |
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hmsweaver
I love this! Thanks for the cool stuff and the clever writing. Five stars and rolled to best.geekgadgets.ever.com! Posted November 27, 2007 |
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sonia_simone
Hilarious! I faved you Posted August 09, 2007 |
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gypsiedream
Oh wait! Let me blow the Cheetos dust out of my keyboard. Great lens, 5 geekenfodder stars to you. Posted July 30, 2007 |
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sdtechteacher
How did you know about the cheetos?????? Great job! Posted July 30, 2007 |
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