George Lopez Humor
George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years?
Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people...
George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!
This is the kind of humor that has made George Lopez famous. It's just so honest. Today's children are so bogged down with entitlement issues that many parents (myself included) wish to ship them off to George Lopez boot camp.
Until that becomes a possibility, here are some quotes for you to add to your parenting repertoire!
Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people...
George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!
This is the kind of humor that has made George Lopez famous. It's just so honest. Today's children are so bogged down with entitlement issues that many parents (myself included) wish to ship them off to George Lopez boot camp.
Until that becomes a possibility, here are some quotes for you to add to your parenting repertoire!
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Why you cryin? I barely hit you!
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More Jokes!
Fountain drink? Eyyyyy why you no say soda estupid?Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
Just yesterday you were my little girl on a tricycle. Now you're a young woman in a car, running over a little girl on a tricycle.
If I don't know it, you don't either. When did the Korean War start? I don't know, so neither do you!
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