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Who is George Costanza

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Hi, I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

George Costanza sums up his life like this: "Every decision I have ever made in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I wanted to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, is it something to wear, something to eat, it's all been wrong."

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George Costanza delivered many a memorable line during the Seinfeld years. Here are some of my favorites. Vote for yours! Got one to add? Go ahead!

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My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!

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I don't trust men in capes.

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The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

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I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

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I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met.

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A George Divided against itself cannot stand

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