Who is George Costanza

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Hi, I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

George Costanza sums up his life like this: "Every decision I have ever made in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I wanted to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, is it something to wear, something to eat, it's all been wrong."

George Costanza at a Glance 

George Louis Costanza is a fictional character in the American television sitcom Seinfeld (1989-1998), played by Jason Alexander. He has variously been described as a "Short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man". He is friends with Jerry Seinfeld, Cosmo Kramer, and Elaine Benes. George appears in every episode except for "The Pen" (third season). The character was originally loosely based on Seinfeld creator Larry David, but surnamed after Jerry Seinfeld's real-life New York friend, Mike Costanza.

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George Costanza delivered many a memorable line during the Seinfeld years. Here are some of my favorites. Vote for yours! Got one to add? Go ahead!

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My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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I don't trust men in capes.

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I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!

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The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

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I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

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I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met.

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A George Divided against itself cannot stand

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    Marie Marie Sep 4, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
    "Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship." - George, in "The Puffy Shirt"
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