This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

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Are you Jack's wasted life?

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

01 

Alright, I can't tell you anything right now, I'm too pissed off. Check back later.

02 

OK, if you wanna hear some advice, here you go: LISTEN to the following recording. It's from Death Proof, it rocks, it sums up everything you need to know.

It's So Easy 

BO Death Proof: Willy DeVille - It's So Easy

BO Death Proof: Willy DeVille - It's So Easy

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F-ck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.

04 Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. 

If you wanna live, you gotta appreciate the fact that life is not a handout, and you gotta TAKE what you want from life. Sometimes it's gonna be hard, and it's gonna hurt. If you find yourself in a fight, and you wanna win, it's gonna hurt a lot. Last man standing ain't no superman, but he endured all the punches, while his opponents did not.

05 

I really can't tell you anything more than these two movies already have:


Fight Club
and Forrest Gump



so if you want to know what's wrong with your life, be sure to watch these a couple dozen times each, and then maybe you'll begin to grasp the severity of the situation.

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FIGHT CLUB (DVD/WS/2 DISCS/COLLECTORS EDITION)


This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
Buy the Fight Club DVD

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get
Buy the Forrest Gump DVD

07 They say the looks ain't important 

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Well no sh-t, huh. Give me ONE reason what's not important about these babies right here. Buy a pair.

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The things you own end up owning you 



Buy all that sh-t, or get it here for fu-king free. It's your call.

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