Slugs are cool most of the time, they're neat to watch and they serve important roles in the environment. But the little delinquents insist on eating my plants!
So how do I get rid of these munching mollusks in an easy and environmentally friendly way? Simple. Give 'em a beer!
The Damage Slugs Do
The hungry hooligans in our yard love my wife's petunias. Every year they treat those flowers like the dessert bar at Old Country Buffet and pig out.
In the picture below you can see where the edges of the leaves have been munched and holes eaten in the middle. If the leaves on your plants look like this, you probably have slugs in your garden.
Slug Damage
Step 1: Equipment
1. A shallow bowl about 1"-2" deep.
2. Beer.
What Beer Should I Serve The Slugs?
I proudly serve my slugs Yuengling. Why? This will be the slugs' last drink and they should have something good. Besides, it's what I usually drink. I refuse to spend money on a beer I don't like just because some scientist says to. Yuengling wasn't even one of their test beers.
Step 2: Set Up Your Bar
If possible, get some of the plant leaves to hang over top of the bowl. This gives the bar that tropical feel slugs really dig.
Plan to open your slug bar in the early evening before the slugs become active. I set this one up around 7pm.
Step 3: Start Pouring
To the right you'll see the bar I set up with a nice frothy head on it.
Step 4: Enjoy the Rest of Your Beer
Cheers!
Step 5: Check Your Bar The Next Morning
Did the slugs have a good time?
That's 22 fewer pests eating my plants every night. Not bad for a couple minutes' effort.
The morning after
What To Do With The Slugs Afterwards
Here are a few suggestions for what to do with all those dead drunk slugs...
- Slugs are full of protein. Toss your slugs and beer into a blender, throw in some ice cubes, fresh fruit and yogurt. Blend thoroughly and you'll have a slug smoothie! On second thought...slugs can also be full of pesticide residue and parasites so you better skip this one.
- Add the mix to your compost pile and let those slugs enrich your garden instead of eating it.
- Dump them out in the woods or trash...anywhere that drunken slug smell won't bother you.
Learn more about slugs...
Slug is a common non-scientific word which is most often applied to any gastropod mollusk whatsoever that has a very reduced shell, a small internal shell, or no shell at all. Gastropods with coiled shells that are big enough to retract into are called snails.
A slug-like body is an adaptation which has occurred many times in various groups of snails, both marine and terrestrial, but the common name "slug" is most frequently encountered as applied to air-breathing land species, including a few agricultural and horticultural pest species. This article is primarily about air-breathing (pulmonate) land slugs.
Evolutionarily speaking, the loss or reduction of the shell in gastropods is a derived characteristic; the same basic body design has independently evolved many times, making slugs a strikingly polyphyletic group. In other words, the shell-less condition has arisen many times in the evolutionary past, and because of this, the various different taxonomic families of slugs, even just of land slugs, are not closely related to one another, despite a superficial similarity in the overall form of the body.
The word "slug" or "sea slug" is also used for many marine species, almost all of which have gills. The largest group of marine shell-less gastropods or sea slugs are the nudibranchs. There are in addition many other groups of sea slug such as the heterobranch sea butterflies, sea angels, and sea hares, as well as the only very distantly related, pelagic, caenogastropod sea slugs, which are within the superfamily Carinarioidea. There is even an air-breathing sea slug, Onchidella.
Category: Image - :Laevecaulis-2.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Tropical leatherleaf slug, Laevicaulis alte
A Bar Needs Music...
Friends In Low Places
Slugs...low places...get it? I crack myself up.
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Comments
Please share your thoughts on slugs. How do you get rid of slugs and other pests in your garden? Have you tried this method or do you think it's just a waste of good beer?
| ByRoy
Great Lens. A god excuse to crack open a few tonight and stop them munching my tomatos Posted August 15, 2008 |
| clouda9
I'd slug ya in the arm if I could and it would be cuz I really enjoyed this lens! I am taking the slimy little critters a Miller Lite for tonight =D Posted July 26, 2008 |
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jeffshy
Wow, who knew? We have plenty of slugs, but I like my beer and hate sharing...think I'll give them the dregs at the bottom of the bottle. Posted July 09, 2008 |
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mulberry
Love the humor, good tips too! Posted June 12, 2008 |






