The "Secret" to a Happy Life

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The "Real" Secret to health, wealth and happiness

(that other "Secret" is mere childs play compared to this one!)

Welcome

If you find yourself irritated, aggravated, and annoyed with the world around you, there is hope! A revolutionary new program based on ancient secrets is here to help you gain more control of your world.

No longer do you have to camp out in your front window just to be sure the neighborhood is running smoothly. No longer do you have to follow people around just to be sure they are doing what they are supposed to be doing. This program will give you everything you need to know to lead a happy and fulfilling life no matter what other people are doing to annoy you!

My Story:

This program can and will change your life. It was a revelation for me when I realized that life does not need to be micro-managed down to the slightest detail.

My ultimate stress level has nothing to do with the final outcome of a situation.

As it turns out when I worry about something that has not yet happened, I am just wasting my time. If it doesn't happen, then I have worried needlessly, if it does happen I just have to worry again.

Spending my time watching people who irritate me only irritates me further, trying to control other people usually just pisses them off, so it makes sense that the only thing I really have control over is me, and I can CHOOSE to walk away!!!

*Gasp*

Get your life back today, join the MegaGnosis program and start getting your life on track!

A few of our satisfied customers


"This program changed my whole life. Suddenly things that used to matter, no longer mattered."
~Stella Hardluck


"I can't believe how easy it was!"
~Stan Standstill


"Wait, What was the question again?"
~Mary Miserable

The honorable history of the program

Based on the ancient tribal customs of the Waruki peoples of the Agoggie Jungles, this secret was carefully guarded by the natives for centuries. This life changing secret then traveled across the ocean hidden under the shawl of Magister Mundi masquerading as a Russian widow, (which was a monumental task considering most apes have less body hair than he.)

Many people died in the retrieval of this revolutionary new program, and a few people were even willing to kill just to bring it back to you. (They didn't actually kill anyone, but they were totally willing to) that's how important this secret really is.

Magister Mundi spent the rest of his life locked away in his study (aka his bathroom) studying what he called the megagnosis, or 'great knowledge'. (Unfortunately the knowledge was written entirely in Waruki, which took Magister nearly a lifetime to master fully.) He nearly carried his secret knowledge to the grave, but his eldest son Roger Mundi was finally able to extract the secret from his father through the use of tickle torture.

Roger recognized the knowledge for what it really was, (the perfect basis for a new multi-level marketing program) and immediately sunk what was left of his father's life savings (28 cents and some pocket lint) into making this into the greatest self-help gimmick of all time.

Unfortunately, his vision was destroyed with the advent of so called "Reality" television.

Roger himself died broke and penniless (he still had the pocket lint) but extremely happy, and before he died he passed this information on to me, (but only after a lengthy presentation that involved a lot of drawings of pyramids and circles and a requirement that I allow him to sponsor me into the program)

and now... I share this secret with you...

What you will learn...

The MegaGnosis program is simply structured, the only requirement being an open mind, and a willingness to try new things.

Many people have stumbled on this program without realizing it, the secret to health, wealth, and happiness is just around the corner.

If other people somehow seem happier than you, it is because they have discovered the powerful secrets contained in the MegaGnosis program that you still have to learn!

A peek inside the program reveals:

(pg. 658) "Other people really CAN live their lives without your input, you just have to have faith in them."

(pg 2) "I hate to tell you this, but if people aren't listening to you, it's not them, it's you. It really, really is, I promise."

(pg 156) "Other people really do have better things to do than sit around trying to find ways to irritate you, they really, really do."

(pg 55) "Your temper tantrums might get you what you want some of the time, it is also 100% guaranteed that people want to spit in your coffee. That isn't just foam on your latte."

(pg 19) "It's straight, simple, and to the point. If you don't like what you see, you have the power to stop seeing it. If you watch people and see things that irritate you, here's a novel idea... STOP WATCHING."

(pg 86) "If 100 people see something and you do not, it is probably you. If you see something and 100 people do not, it is definitely you.

(pg 470) "If you always end up in the center of drama, once again, it's you not them."

(pg 999) "The world really isn't out to get you, in fact, in the big picture the world barely knows you exist at all. Most people do not have the time or the energy to mess with someone else's life, they are just trying to live their life and you just keep getting in the way."

Now for a limited time

You can get this offer for the low, low, low, price of

$999.99

*Free preview to the first 1 million Callers*

For your free secret preview scroll down!!!


Get
A
Life!!!



And stop living other people's lives for them!!!

The Real Secret

You don't have to spend your life watching other people, just looking for a reason to be irritated.

Believe it or not, most of the time it really isn't about you at all... it really isn't.

You cannot control others, you will get nowhere and they will get VERY angry but...

You do have options!

Read a book (War and Peace possibly?)

Write a book ( a really, really, really, long one)

Take a walk (a really, really, really, really long one)

Find a hobby (base jumping is good)

Make a Squidoo Lens! (About something other than how other people should live their lives!)

P.S. This is a Rocketmoms lens

Session 3 - Project 2

This project was supposed to be a product review, if you would like to see the real product reviews I encourage you to head over to the project lens and visit a few of their awesome recommendations!
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Comments!

Don't you hate those annoying sales lenses that are hype, hype, hype but no real substance? So do I.

It isn't often that you get the opportunity to make the most annoying lens possible, break all of the rules, and just get ugly! It was fun!

Hope you got a giggle!

  • Helenee Aug 5, 2011 @ 7:11 am | delete
    Oh, my! You really scared me for a while...
  • miaponzo Apr 19, 2011 @ 11:49 pm | delete
    Thanks :) very cute!
  • clouda9 Sep 3, 2009 @ 12:38 am | delete
    There you go again...being totally creative! Loved it all.
  • Heather426 Aug 30, 2009 @ 10:48 pm | delete
    Hilarious! ROFL....
  • spirituality Aug 30, 2009 @ 1:15 pm | delete
    :) funny. Very well done and very true. Blessed by another squidangel & lensrolling to my spiritual growth lens.
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boshemia

I am a writer of fiction and of fact, a free-thinker, and true Bohemian. Author of Sister, Survivor, and a certified victim's advocate and abuse survivor... more »

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