Getting Breast Implants
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I Need Breast Implants. Can You Help...?
My name is Michelle and I used to be a very beautiful young lady before my severe auto accident...
To be completely honest, my name was Michael when I was born and I was only a beautiful young lady in my mind but I have had the desire to become a beautiful young lady for as long as I can recall. My accident has hindered any progress I've been able to make towards that goal and I need your help to make it even remotely possible...
You may think I'm silly for thinking I can get any help by asking in this way but I know I would have no chance of getting the help I need if I didn't ask at all...!
To be completely honest, my name was Michael when I was born and I was only a beautiful young lady in my mind but I have had the desire to become a beautiful young lady for as long as I can recall. My accident has hindered any progress I've been able to make towards that goal and I need your help to make it even remotely possible...
You may think I'm silly for thinking I can get any help by asking in this way but I know I would have no chance of getting the help I need if I didn't ask at all...!
My Accident
It happened in 1994, when I was just 17-years-old...!
On my 16th birthday (in 1993), my father pulls down our driveway in this shiny used '84 Chevy Corvette and I was speechless...I was an excellent driver but I had this small desire to show off a little and I managed to collect 8 traffic violations in the first 6 months of having my license...
The day the court summons arrived in the mail, my mother called my father who came home from work so the two of them were waiting for me on the couch when I walked in the front door after school...
My father held out his hand and said, "Give me the keys...!" and then told me that he didn't want to feel responsible for his child being in an accident while driving a car that only had a Fiber-Glas body (basically, nothing but plastic)...
Knowing my life was too busy for either of my parents to take me everywhere I needed to be, my father then took me to a used car lot where he knew the owner and was able to get an '87 Dodge Shadow for me to get around in for a very reasonable price...
After telling all my friends that I would have to stand trial for all 8 tickets on the same day, we all decided to throw a huge party in honor of my soon-to-be-gone driver's license...
My friends & I threw this party on the night before my trial too...!
We rented a hotel room that was about 45 minutes from my parent's place and I couldn't tell you anything about what happened at this party..
I was told I had left the party at about 4:30 that morning and I can only assume I had left that early to get home in time to get a shower, get dressed and maybe grab a bite to eat before standing in front of the judge but it didn't work out the way I had intended...
About a mile before my parent's place is a big hill with a long down-hill straight away on the other side and at the top of this hill is where I slowly lost consciousness or fell asleep, which caused my foot to relax on the accelerator and push it to the floor. That was the reason my vehicular speed climbed up to about 80 MPH before I slowly drifted off the left side of the road...
When my car went off the pavement on the left side, my front left tire dropped into a ditch and slammed into a pipe that ran under a driveway...
This violently launched my car into the air...!
I'm not sure whether I was thrown out the front windshield or if I managed to crawl a few feet after the car had come to a stop when it was done flipping 3 or 4 times in the air but I was found lying some 125 feet ahead of my car...
I was then flown down to Baltimore's Shock Trauma Hospital and my heart had stopped beating 3 times while in flight. In other words, I died 3 times that in the Medi-Vac chopper that morning...
Well, when the chopper arrived at the hospital, I was declared to be in a comatose state and no one knew whether I would live or die...
I spent the next 40 days in a coma and when I came out of it, I didn't know who I was, who my family members were and I couldn't say I recognized any of my friends either. On top of that, I couldn't remember how to walk or talk or eat or drink and even if I managed to get food up to my mouth, I had no idea how to swallow it. I didn't know how to get dressed or how to take a shower or anything else people know how to do by the time they're 17-years-old...
My Overall Goal
That happened back in 1994 and I've made an incredible recovery since but I've always known that I am a woman trapped in a man's body or at least I have since I was 12-years-old...I really want to get breast implants and maybe do something with my hips...
My immediate goal is to find or obtain enough money to start with some laser hair removal followed by breast implants and then changing the contour of my hips (maybe)...
My overall goal will be to show the world that, even though I was a little boy when I was born, I have learned to be categorized as neither male nor female, making me very unique among the people of this world and by getting breast implants, I will be the first completely straight man who is not trying to become a woman because of how masculine my body is and because of how long I have been male but has a beautiful set of female breasts...
This is NOT what I want...!
This is just ridiculous...!How could anyone feel good about having these, they're not sexy at all...
The Things I Need Your Help With
I'm sure you would agree that a person who has a nice chest but one that is covered with hair would be quite repulsive and I want to take good care of my implants so, I've done my research to find the best product for that purpose - the purpose of keeping my breasts as soft & as smooth as I can...The items I'll need are listed below and I need you to help me by donating as much as you feel comfortable helping me with...
- Laser Hair Removal - $450.00
- Breast Implant procedure - $15,000.00
- Hip Implants - $10,000.00 (maybe)
- Prices for a good push up bra in a 44C range anywhere from $32.00 --- $68.00
How You Can Help
- Sign in to your Pay Pal account and click the Send Money tab near the top
- Enter "michelle.thomas.online@gmail.com" into the To: box
- Enter the amount you are able to help me with (please send it in USD - U.S. Dollars)
- Select that you want to send it as a Gift and then click Continue
The Body I'm Stuck In Now...!
This is how I actually look now...
I really am a beautiful woman trapped in a man's body and no, I don't like that...Although, that is something I've decided I can live with but only if I am able to find someone to help me acquire a set of beautiful breast implants...
That will get me started on my life's mission of becoming the beautiful woman I am on the inside but on the outside so everyone else can see (even though I fully realize that I look way too manly to ever pass as a woman) and even though I would definitely be a lesbian, my sexual orientation is not important at all...
Please help me...!
For the One Person who Helps the Most
Whoever decides to help me the most will get a personal visit from me and I will visit that person no matter where in the world they are to show that person the results of the surgery I need help with but only if that person wants to see them --- the results of the surgery, that is...! Your Thoughts & Questions
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kayla
Aug 9, 2010 @ 4:21 pm | delete
- good luck with your quest. I hope some people donate. I however cant because im broke atm and I am starting to pursue the same quest as you.
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michelle-thomas-online
Oct 22, 2010 @ 7:57 pm | delete
- Great Kayla, I wish you the same luck, my friend...!
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