Top 10 Gifts for Grumpy Old Men

Grumpy Old Men: The Official Handbook

by: Stuart Prebble

Amazon Price: $6.09 (as of 06/01/2012)

This official guide to grumpy old men, based on the TV series, is not only a great resource for you (have a read through it before you wrap it for him), but it will definitely please him - even though he won't admit it! ;) It will give him confirmation that he's "right" about how annoying the world is, and that he's not the only one who thinks so. Written in a fun, tongue-in-cheek tone, if anything's going to bring a smile to his face, this is it!

Disney Grumpy 'I Hate Mornings' Coffee Mug

Amazon Price: $21.95 (as of 06/01/2012)

A sturdy and subborn mug for morning coffee - this is more than just a mug, it's a warning! With Grumpy on one side, and the statement "I don't do mornings!" on the other, your favorite grumpy old man will enjoy the reverence and respect he feels he deserves... and a bit of a giggle ;)

Grumpy Old Men: New Year, Same Old Crap

by: David Quantick

Amazon Price: $11.55 (as of 06/01/2012)

Described as: "The ultimate in stress-relief for the 21st-Century Grouch." this book will have him laughing despite himself! Not to mention heartily agreeing with the author! A practical, down-to-earth attitude against all the "namby pamby new age nonsense" written in an hilariously entertaining style - you'll make his Christmas with this one!

Ewatchfactory Men's 56403-3477 Disney Grumpy Pocket Watch

Amazon Price: $31.99 (as of 06/01/2012)

This is one of my favorite gifts for grumpy old men - it is such a cute and unusual piece! Pocket watches are quaint and fabulous anyway, but one with Grumpy on it, is just adorable! A pocket watch is one of those things I associate with grumpy old men. Not that you have to be grumpy to have one, but that every grumpy old man should have one. ;)

Disney Men's 59007-3 Stainless Steel Grumpy Watch

Amazon Price: $103.99 (as of 06/01/2012)

... and for the grumpy old man who doesn't "do" pocket watches (or already has one) - a Grumpy wrist watch! This is a more subtle statement of grumpiness - a less obvious illustration of Grumpy, on a very beautiful and elegant watch. A whisper of grumpy, you could say. ;) Oh... and it's water resistant to 33 feet (10 meters) should he decide to go diving... you can just see it can't you! The fish, the choral, the silent bubbles... and him and his watch, scowling at the sea creatures. ;)

Disney Grumpy Plush Golf Club Cover

Amazon Price: $25.99 (as of 06/01/2012)

For your favorite grumpy golfer, this plush golf club cover will not only protect his golf clubs, it will make a statement... and serve as a warning to other golfers ;)

Grumpy Old Men: The Secret Diary: A Daily Chronicle of Life for the Terminally Irritable

by: Stuart Prebble

Amazon Price: $4.74 (as of 06/01/2012)

Stuart Prebble has put down in writing, exactly what a grumpy old man has to deal with day-to-day, from watching television, to buying gifts for the wife, to his children's antics, to parties, hospital visits and holidays. Apart from being a very grumpy old man, Stuart has been a TV news reporter, producer and editor and CEO. He has now grumpily given all that up to write and executive produce the TV series "Grumpy Old Men" for BBC2. This diary is a perfect gift for the grumpy old man who is proud to call himself a Grumpy Old Man!

Disney Grumpy Picture Frame

Amazon Price: $10.95 (as of 06/01/2012)

This makes an excellent gift for grumpy old dads and grumpy old grandfathers. Add a happy, smiley picture of the kids before wrapping it! .. or, a grumpy picture of the kids or the latest grandbaby :)

The Complete Geezer Guidebook: Everything You Need to Know About Being Old and Grumpy!

by: Charles F. Adams

Amazon Price: $6.16 (as of 06/01/2012)

Grumpy old men have been known to laugh out loud reading this book! Not only is it hilariously written, it actually helps grumpy old men decide what sort of grumpy old man they are! Including cartoons and crosswords from the New Yorker, the author shares in side-splitting detail, how to be old and hate every minute of it! This is bound to put a smile on on the face of your favorite grumpy old man ... and even a chuckle in his throat, inspite of himself! ;)